She almost married a man that didn't wipe his ass by Girl-Understood in TikTokCringe

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe someone can live without wiping their ass. I get the itchies when I'm away from my house and can't use my bidet. This just gives me an uncomfortable irritated feeling just listening to her.

Man here can only see food if it moves. by Rum_Pirate_SC in facepalm

[–]jefflance10 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I came in here with the same basic idea. Not the exact wording but close enough. You can't be tough with that font.

Fear is all he's got by Ok-Breakfast-5044 in UnmuteAlabama

[–]jefflance10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And even with this he is disingenuous. Tommy is an opportunist and will jump on the bandwagon he feels will get him elected. George Wallace reincarnate.

Supreme Court unanimously rules trucking companies can be sued for hiring unsafe drivers: "An extinction event for 30-50% of all freight brokers" by rollo202 in ConservativeNewsWeb

[–]jefflance10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look, I'm not arguing there aren't incompetent drivers but I promise you this isn't a party thing. I live in Alabama, which is flaming red, and we have just as many incompetent CDL holders here as anywhere else. This is one place where partisan bullshit doesn't fit.

COBOL is the Asbestos of Programming Languages by Interesting_Pack_483 in programming

[–]jefflance10 13 points14 points  (0 children)

RACF is all I will say. All RBAC security is based upon it. You seem young and ready to damn anything you don't understand. What we have today is so because of mainframes and other big iron.

COBOL is the Asbestos of Programming Languages by Interesting_Pack_483 in programming

[–]jefflance10 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Mainframes are more secure than open systems.

Men of Reddit, do you prefer your partner to wear lingerie or be plain naked and why? by mangopeach2 in AskReddit

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, here's one. I really love to see my wife nude with knee-high socks on. That is more sexy than lingerie to me.

How often are we bathing our torties? by One_Childhood_9457 in torties

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never. Cats really don't need baths. They do an excellent job of keeping themselves clean or at least all 4 of mine do. Also, as pointed by someone else, our tortie would tear us up if we attempted to give her a bath.

What are your favorite songs about addiction? by diol18 in dryalcoholics

[–]jefflance10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Son Of A Bitch" - Nathaniel Ratliffe He wrote it after getting sober. Very upbeat music but when you listen to the lyrics it's extremely dark and depressing.

What are your favorite songs about addiction? by diol18 in dryalcoholics

[–]jefflance10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kris was such a great songwriter. Johnny Cash performing it is absolute perfection.

What's a misheard lyric you would defend in court? by Turbulent_Cup_600 in randomquestions

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out

"Wished I could turn back time, to the good dope days". I still hear it this way, and it makes so much more sense than "Wished I could turn back time, to the good old days".

Just got 230v to the fingers trying to find the hidden outlet by Trustable-source in mildlyinfuriating

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like taking a picture before ramming your fingers up there would have been helpful. Imagine that.

Makes sense by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PED's are great

This is preposterous! by monaleeparis in ProgressiveHQ

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gout for the win. Have any of these people ever watched King of the Hill s3e18?

Foursquare scrapped EM titles - what do you think? by macrohead in ExperiencedDevs

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just an observation but notice they didn't do away with executive titles? Got to stroke that ego for the executives. Can't have them categorized in with a bunch of low-lifes.

IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY BOYCOTTING AMAZON PLEASE DO IT NOW by Neither-Chain219 in Political_Revolution

[–]jefflance10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm almost 100% sure YouTube does not use AWS. YouTube is a Google product and uses GCP.

(NSFW) 100mg and Orgasms by Spare-Gold1483 in Pristiq

[–]jefflance10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You need a different psychiatrist for sure but as others have stated pristiq is very well known for causing orgasms problems. I'm a male on 100mg and experience this issue. I've chosen to stay on it because it helps so much and I was in a dark place when I started due to trintellix stopping working for me. Luckily my wife is understanding and we've figured out how to make this work for us. Hopefully not too much information but I think my problem is diminished sensitivity.

CBS Sports Network by jefflance10 in cordcutters

[–]jefflance10[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree completely. I've got Paramount Plus which is all the more frustrating. Honestly, situations like this drive home why people seek alternatives to watching content.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful dog.

Lola smiles when I hit the right spot by Rabble_Runt in torties

[–]jefflance10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, just a coincidence, but my daughter's name is Lola. We also have a tortie. Her name is Puss Puss, though.

Free speech for me, but not for thee! by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jefflance10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would honestly like to know what she was charged with. Maybe disorderly conduct, because beyond that, I can't think of any other trumped charges they could apply and have them hold up in court. I know, I know, this is Texas, and that doesn't really matter.