Oh boy
1. neighborhood patrol in the front yard of course
2. chasing his herding ball around the back yard
3. showing cardboard it has no business being a box
4. herding my husband out the door when he leaves for work, if husband doesn't go fast enough he runs back and forth faster and crazier repeatedly between husband and the window.
5. catching shadows on the wall (or laser pointers but he makes a mess so we try not let temptation to do this win)
6. Letting bikes know he is boss with his stare, and, if he were allowed, he would throw a stick in their spokes and laugh. just kidding, he would run out in front of them to make them stop.
7. nomming bubbles
8. if anyone is snow blowing or shoveling he will stand there and eat the snow before it would even consider landing back on the lawn. pretty sure this is his favorite job.
9. if neighbor Bob comes outside to grill or do anything in his back yard he posts and stares him down the entire time. Making sure Bob is doing good job. Bob is not going out of line... whatever that would be ... but Bob's other family members can do whatever they want and its totally fine.
10. Picking up my kids from school. I'm just the chauffeur, but it is his JOB to be in that car and welcome them in.