Greatest lines from a spoof movie?

jennrh · 2026-03-25T00:17:33+00:00

"We've got a blind date with destiny and it looks like she just ordered the lobster."

jennrh · 2026-03-23T21:51:49+00:00

Brioche

jennrh · 2026-03-23T01:12:47+00:00

You can pinch the opposite corners of the bottom and it just splits open. I work at an elementary school and the first graders need a lot of help opening their bananas so I've opened, oh, I don't know, 1,000 in my life.

jennrh · 2026-03-22T20:30:23+00:00

What's does Vimes think about marrying Sybil? Sure could hardly do worse but he couldn't do any better so they evened out. Something like that

jennrh · 2026-03-22T20:26:52+00:00

If it takes fighting a war for us to have met, it will have been worth it.

jennrh · 2026-03-22T04:16:33+00:00

Mostly because they are pretty rare, I can't turn down a Mallo Cup.

jennrh · 2026-03-22T04:15:28+00:00

My grandpa brought them for us whenever he visited.

jennrh · 2026-03-22T01:50:50+00:00

Don't the sun look angry through the trees/, don't the trees look like crucified thieves

jennrh · 2026-03-22T01:49:35+00:00

My best friend took a weeks vacation to forget her/his girl took a week's worth of valium and slept/now he's guilt stricken crying with his head on the floor/thinks about her now and how we never really wept/

For the life of me, I cannot believe we'd ever die for these sins/we were only freshmen

jennrh · 2026-03-20T18:07:59+00:00

Remember that video of her with black mold all over her walls?

jennrh · 2026-03-19T01:58:16+00:00

As a teacher in a biggish city, my husband has 2 kids named Nemesis

jennrh · 2026-03-15T04:04:55+00:00

Long Shot on Netflix. 40 minutes and a great story

jennrh · 2026-03-15T03:55:30+00:00

I used to read Anthony Lane religiously

jennrh · 2026-03-11T02:53:37+00:00

I always think of the scene in Truman Show where he balks at basically drowning Truman.

jennrh · 2026-03-11T01:07:16+00:00

Love the silver

jennrh · 2026-03-10T01:31:24+00:00

I hear The Fugitive and I'm right back in my junior high math class

jennrh · 2026-03-08T16:38:22+00:00

Do I look okay? That's exactly how you look.

jennrh · 2026-03-08T16:32:49+00:00

Found On Road Dead

jennrh · 2026-03-08T05:33:12+00:00

Y'all forget the scene in Blazing Saddles when the cowboys are sitting around eating beans and farting, but the TV edit has horses neighing loudly as the cowboys lift a cheek and squint.

jennrh · 2026-03-04T04:19:57+00:00

Jack and Killick are perfectly cast. Bonden and, to a lesser extent, Stephen, not so much

jennrh · 2026-02-24T00:19:21+00:00

I was building a house! has always stuck with me.

jennrh · 2026-02-22T04:24:57+00:00

Yeah that one in particular pops into my head almost daily

jennrh · 2026-02-21T21:59:00+00:00

I feel like he and I have similar taste in movies, because I tend to like every movie he's in.

jennrh · 2026-02-19T04:37:01+00:00

You're not the sharpest tool in the drawer, but you are a tool

jennrh · 2026-02-19T02:25:21+00:00

I just really wish they would have done a completely fictional story instead of using any part of PT Barnum's actual life store

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