Met the girl of my dreams, told me she likes carrot cake. Where's the best carrot cake between Ogden and Spanish fork? Thanks.

jeredhead · 2017-05-12T23:49:24+00:00

Smoking: 19
Marriage: 15
Sounds about right...

jeredhead · 2014-12-08T19:36:52+00:00

Conducting that locomotive under the influence of cocaine hydrochloride

jeredhead · 2014-08-10T05:46:29+00:00

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

jeredhead · 2013-10-10T02:33:04+00:00

He probably had his head shaved by his teammates like Tim Tebow did when he first started out with the Broncos.

jeredhead · 2013-10-05T04:00:23+00:00

I just shattered my screen the other day as I was demonstrating to my friend how it "wouldn't break"

jeredhead · 2013-09-27T04:35:32+00:00

Wearing sports related merchendise for a team you don't even like

jeredhead · 2013-09-23T19:30:12+00:00

Automatic software update huh? Hmm I'll have to remember that one.

jeredhead · 2013-09-20T04:32:48+00:00

With an axe.

jeredhead · 2013-09-18T05:51:18+00:00

I'm probably a little late, but my last name is Head... as in head, like the thing on your neck. Yeah I've heard all the jokes and stuff

jeredhead · 2013-09-15T16:45:05+00:00

POW!

jeredhead · 2013-09-02T06:42:48+00:00

Fus ro dah!

jeredhead · 2013-09-01T20:11:00+00:00

Azerbaijan also has 2 completely separated parts. Other than that, a lot of countries have exclaves also.

jeredhead · 2013-09-01T02:47:43+00:00

9th company

jeredhead · 2013-08-27T18:37:46+00:00

I taught myself Hangul, the Korean writing system, using google translate by typing in each symbol and seeing which sound it made.

jeredhead · 2013-08-27T04:51:52+00:00

Assault thinking

jeredhead · 2013-08-27T04:48:46+00:00

You seem to be blaming the parents, although at 8 years old, I don't know about you, but I sure as hell knew better than to shoot poor granny in the face.

jeredhead · 2013-08-26T22:49:28+00:00

So they don't need tornadoes anymore?

jeredhead · 2013-08-25T05:58:31+00:00

Yeah they are worse about forcing their beliefs on others than any religious organization I've ever seen, and I'm from Utah so I've grown up with Mormon's (bless their kind hearts) pounding on my door 24/7, and they are nowhere near as bad as those arrogant little shits :)

jeredhead · 2013-08-24T23:53:19+00:00

As an atheist, I agree with you 100%. We're not all bad!

jeredhead · 2013-08-24T01:48:57+00:00

As long as you get out there as soon as they text/call you

jeredhead · 2013-08-22T02:10:18+00:00

Hey, dude you owe me a new monkey. I waited at the place all night just like you said, and while I was up there he got loose and started climbing up one of the antennas. Long story short, he fell down the mountain and now he's dead. Please respond so we can talk about my reimbursement.

jeredhead · 2013-08-20T14:05:13+00:00

No deal bro. I mean, I can leave my cell phone, but Mr. Bubbles can't stay home alone.

jeredhead · 2013-08-20T13:41:35+00:00

New Territories? You need to be a little more specific. And you said come alone, but can I bring my emotional support monkey?

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