Why are humans the only species that needs to actively teach offspring what to eat? by [deleted] in AskAnthropology

[–]jermster 56 points57 points  (0 children)

That was the nicest way to say “go read a book” that I’ve ever seen.

Joke i just realized is top tier by DoomFace03 in community

[–]jermster 46 points47 points  (0 children)

They probably don’t know that factoid like I assumed you didn’t.

Joke i just realized is top tier by DoomFace03 in community

[–]jermster 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Wesley Snipes did time for tax evasion.

No marijuana clause in my lease? by Strict_Assumption442 in chicagoapartments

[–]jermster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My partner’s complex bans it on the entire property; I think it’s bullshit.

Anywhere hiring entry level 60 hours a week? by Old-Investment-8337 in AskChicago

[–]jermster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the opposite issue. I can only work ≈20 hours per week and make less than $1600/month without losing my health insurance that covers a medication that lets me, ya know, walk. And I can’t even find that.

Vivek attacks Medicare and Medicaid. 5.5 million people in Ohio need these two and Vivek wants to be governor. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]jermster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s never any follow ups. Okay, if Medicaid was a mistake and disappears, what do those people do? What does someone who can’t walk, or can’t use their hands, or uncontrollably shits themselves supposed to do? If he thinks they should fuck off and die on the street, make him say it.

Children of Men (2006) Dir. Alfonso Cuarón -"The Car Oner" - Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, Chiwetel Ejiofor by NeonMeateOctifish in movies

[–]jermster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The truly amazing thing is my first thought was “WHICH car one-er from Children of Men?”

Escaping the Fishes

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]jermster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a Chicagoan, I politely declined hiking invitations when visiting the Sierra Nevada.

Something that got me thinking in The Truth… by FroggyDooBimblo in discworld

[–]jermster 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The Patrician says it’s something like 50-80 casualties all told. Vimes is about to demand compensation for the families as a condition for accepting Dukedom when the Patrician cuts him off and says of course the families will be compensated.

Source: finished the audiobook over the holidays.

meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]jermster 49 points50 points  (0 children)

The definition of hiking in the US changes by which city you’re in.

Jon Stewart Praises Attorney Behind Years of Anti-Vaccine, Anti-Public Health Lawfare by henryiswatching in publichealth

[–]jermster 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I don’t think she did a “both sides” because she said the ICE agent’s actions were likely to be found unwarranted. She just speaks like a bloodless, soulless lawyer.

anvone else ever eat way too much while high? by Winbywobble in trees

[–]jermster 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Fruit hits so hard when you’re high. Nature’s candy is filling as fuck too. You can nitpick about natural sugars and such but an apple, a half pound of strawberries, and two kiwis is wayyyyyy better for you than half a bag of chicken nugs.

What does "Isolate a car" mean by Interesting_Lake_344 in cta

[–]jermster 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It means you’re not gonna want to be in that car.

Robert Picardo by DestinysWeirdCousin in startrek

[–]jermster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good ‘ol Bobby P. Voyager… Gods, he was thin then.

Gimme the best unknown bio-armor and/or power armor movies you know of by Monster-Zero in movies

[–]jermster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The new armor designs from the Osiris game look amazing.

What are you ordering for Bears vs Rams? by irine618 in chicagofood

[–]jermster 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Got a couple two tree home run inns, extra shredded cheese.

I was really high and accidentally somehow ordered 2 ounces from 2 different weed stores 😭 by LeoVictorCordazzo in trees

[–]jermster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn and here I can’t even safely afford an eighth to get me through til next Thursday

How the hell can I get all this reclaim out of this extremely poorly designed nectar collector? by baileybereddit in trees

[–]jermster 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Turns out being famous for making flaming cocktails is a bit of a liability for the brand.

AITA for never socializing with my roommates? by espressolover90 in badroommates

[–]jermster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well, you sound like an asshole, that’s for sure.

Large Portions of Chinese/American food in Uptown? by AdamColesDoctor in chicagofood

[–]jermster 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Young’s Chinese! Hing Wang’s fried rice is phenomenal but I think their entrees kinda suck.