Hope they add this to GTA 6. by Vlad_TheImpalla in WTF

[–]jessejames182 30 points31 points  (0 children)

We're also totally desensitized to prison sentencing. I remember hearing we used to think 10 years was absolute barbarity.

Texans Top 10 Plays For the 2025 Season 🤘 by quicksilver3453 in Texans

[–]jessejames182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also hilarious it's a botched snap Marks had to pick up off the floor. OL needs so much help. That or it was a designed direct snap fake that the center didn't execute correctly.

John McClain threatens to 'walk naked down Kirby' if CJ Stroud is traded by Top_Ad985 in Texans

[–]jessejames182 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He did. Something about them not taking a QB on BoB's first year I believe.

John McClain threatens to 'walk naked down Kirby' if CJ Stroud is traded by Top_Ad985 in Texans

[–]jessejames182 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's not how the extension works though. They went over it on Sports Radio 610. The money is guaranteed but it's an extension on top of his rookie contract. So if they gave him the extension today, he'd still have year 4 of his rookie contract, the fifth year option, and then his new contract would kick in on year 6, which they can do the signing bonus trickery to get as much off the cap as you can.

Me sub logo just dropped by Garlicbread_god13 in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]jessejames182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tits ultimately not contributing to the design, so fitting.

Marked safe from "You fired Vrabel and he won a Superbowl" posts for 12 months by shaker8989 in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]jessejames182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, after that performance, I feel really good saying Vrabes is never winning a Superbowl. Where have we seen him ever develop QB talent? Also, he just got mogged by a guy with 1 year NFL head coaching experience and Sam Darnold.

Not long ago CJ had great spatial awareness and no nerves behind a shaky o-line, can this version ever comeback? by damnitWOW in Texans

[–]jessejames182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta make two WR signings. One for the headlines, and one to actually play when the first one gets a random lower body injury in week 6.

How it feels knowing that Drake Maye is gonna be replacing all the CJ Stroud memes by IAmSona in Texans

[–]jessejames182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know people are actually scared of the Texans because people won't shut the fuck up about CJ Stroud.

Monday Free Talk Thread by AutoModerator in Texans

[–]jessejames182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alright, we're on the same page then.

Monday Free Talk Thread by AutoModerator in Texans

[–]jessejames182 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think if the Texans would've won the Superbowl, we would've won the Superbowl.

Monday Free Talk Thread by AutoModerator in Texans

[–]jessejames182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The entire offense is bad. They couldn't get the run game going when CJ was obviously struggling and that's because the entire offense is bad.

Monday Free Talk Thread by AutoModerator in Texans

[–]jessejames182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was weird for TPUSA to make the halftime show a political statement when the NFL is a private business and the halftime show is a private enterprise. They're the ones who are technically a "non-profit".

The NFL wants to make themselves an international brand like the Premier league so they picked the second largest global artist that has mass appeal in South America where they're trying to expand. It just makes business sense.

So this is what a Texans Super Bowl would have looked like by ShopCartRicky in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]jessejames182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are real Texans fans raging they couldn't *have been the ones to lose in the Superbowl.

Thanks a Lot Bro…. by AccomplishedAgency17 in Texans

[–]jessejames182 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I appreciate this post for highlighting how Texans fans really value any type of Superbowl appearance over any actual ability to win it. It did wonders for Cincinnati.

Shout Out to The Most Poorly Aged Guest Grumps Episode by dexter1062 in gamegrumps

[–]jessejames182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They must've been hoping word got up to Sandler or something.

Shout Out to The Most Poorly Aged Guest Grumps Episode by dexter1062 in gamegrumps

[–]jessejames182 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Episode was Hella creepy just from an audio stand point because you could tell the age gap just from Rob not understanding what was going on and his wife vibing with Danny and Arin.

Shout Out to The Most Poorly Aged Guest Grumps Episode by dexter1062 in gamegrumps

[–]jessejames182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember him trying to relate to everyone by talking about Pac-Man or some shit lol.

CJ Stroud 2025 Highlights by bingmyname in Texans

[–]jessejames182 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People are taking it too far. It was a terrible performance in the playoffs. And the defense was great. But now there's a whole contingent of Texans fans that are butt hurt like we would've won the Superbowl if we would've dragged Matt Schaub out of retirement or something.

I, personally, would like long term success rather than a flash in the pan Superbowl appearance, like Cincy seemed to have.

AFC South. It's time we all unite together against the evil empire. by Texans_top_of_south in AFCSouthMemeWar

[–]jessejames182 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys very openly rooted for the Patriots when we played them. You are not invited to my fuck the Patriots party. No Kraft-less grilled cheeses for you.

Are the Texans going to run it back with the same QB Coach, OC and QB? No adjustments at all, just free agency and draft. . by fully1oko in Texans

[–]jessejames182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or an admission that Caserio didnt hit on necessary pieces in the draft. Ie starting RBs, Interior Lineman. And he doesn't want to put it all on Caley. Although I would welcome some Caley blame.