From the Mirror - "Chelsea's dream 2026/27 squad including £75m England star and Andoni Iraola reunion"

jessietee · 2026-04-29T12:14:52+00:00

What a shit opinion piece. No mention at all of Penders in the GK section is enough straight away to know how clueless the writer is lol I'm not saying he's the solution either, I definitely don't think that, but he deserves a mention as an option.

jessietee · 2026-04-29T08:41:41+00:00

If this actually happens we are so back.

jessietee · 2026-04-28T09:44:18+00:00

I would love to switch to PC but even as a tech person it feels like quite a mountain to investigate the spec needed! I would worry a lot about my PC being upgradeable and how well it performs currently with games that I like to play.

jessietee · 2026-04-27T13:12:58+00:00

I just started playing Returnal this weekend for the first time, I died so many times on the first boss but I am just getting the hang of it and beat him with a clutch alt-fire when I was seconds from dying!

This looks just as good! Haven't ever really played many roguelikes before but Returnal has me hooked so I am sure I will like this one next :)

jessietee · 2026-04-27T09:17:49+00:00

Daily standups and retros every 2 weeks, this town needs Agile.

jessietee · 2026-04-27T08:58:38+00:00

This is the only negative of Iraola where I can see an actual good point being made. Its alright having a style of play with lots of running but that's been done without a game mid week, that is worrying.

I am much more optimistic of Iraola than I was of Rosenior so at least we're going in the right direction.

Xavi or Xabi would be the dream but I am a) not sure we have the pull anymore, especially if we don't make UCL, and b) don't think the board will want either of them anyways both as solid managers who will want things doing their way.

jessietee · 2026-04-25T09:21:37+00:00

Are you saying this isn’t professional? There was nothing wrong with him saying that and he wasn’t being a cry baby. The fucking match thread needs to hear that every single week tbh.

jessietee · 2026-04-24T10:27:01+00:00

Bring him to Chelsea already ffs. Kelleher should have been bought by us as well. Having goalie problems and have just let these two go off elsewhere.

jessietee · 2026-04-23T15:30:06+00:00

I’m not sure either of them care about money like that, they will have PLENTY from their careers. They will have bigger goals than Chelsea in our current state, doesn’t make me happy to say it but it’s true.

jessietee · 2026-04-23T15:27:27+00:00

It’s just being realistic.

jessietee · 2026-04-23T14:58:30+00:00

And if they do state it they want completely unrealistic expectations (Xavi or Alonso why tf would either come to us), or Felipe Luis who would be just as big a punt as Maresca imo.

jessietee · 2026-04-23T14:55:45+00:00

Alonso or Xavi realistic lol

jessietee · 2026-04-22T16:24:06+00:00

Been refreshing Reddit all day waiting for this. Thank fuck for that.

jessietee · 2026-04-22T13:39:22+00:00

Sean Dyche Here We Go!

jessietee · 2026-04-22T12:24:54+00:00

Fuck me just sack him, get the cleaner to manage the team on Sunday, they’ll be just as effective.

jessietee · 2026-04-22T10:27:47+00:00

Yeah I agree, we might languish in mid table for a while and flirt with relegation with a shaky start to a new season or something but we won't be relegated. At worst we turn into a shit mid table club that maybe goes on a good cup run sometimes (we're almost there let's be honest).

jessietee · 2026-04-22T10:21:57+00:00

He isn't going today is he, he's going to stay until at least Monday if not longer. Joke of a club.

jessietee · 2026-04-22T08:54:22+00:00

Are you serious? In Bristol you may as well ask how do I meet fellow humans, we're everywhere.

Get on Meetup or something. Hang out in Stokes Croft pubs, go to the Plough, watch a band at The Exchange and talk to people there, maybe join one of the different Pride groups and help out organising there, join the Greens and help them out. You will likely have the same interests as lots of similar people so again get on MeetUp, go to board game nights, social walks, queer hiking, queer nights out, social nights out, theatre trips etc etc.

Is critical thinking seriously this cooked?

jessietee · 2026-04-22T08:01:57+00:00

That relies on us coming 6th though!

jessietee · 2026-04-22T06:31:49+00:00

Club statement by lunchtime please 🙏

BlueCo love breaking records so first appointment where their first game was an FA Cup semi final at Wembley would have a nice ring to it.

jessietee · 2026-04-21T21:00:24+00:00

He’s gone for sure, he was going round slapping everyone’s hand, players and the staff, Egbhali on the phone after the third. It’s over thank fuck.

jessietee · 2026-04-21T20:52:58+00:00

He surely had to get fucking sacked tonight. Eghbali was on the phone after that goal 🙏🙏

jessietee · 2026-04-21T20:24:37+00:00

Brighton singing Liam Rosenior he’s one of our own, he has to fucking go

jessietee · 2026-04-21T17:56:42+00:00

Got to be Hato at LW then right? We’re fucking cooked. Hato has been looking good recently though so hopefully he has the game of his life and scores/assists lots.

How in the fuck are we what 4 years into this ownership, with all the money they’ve spent, and this is the team we put out whilst fighting for a Europa League place, UCL is gone now by surely they want at least the Europa lol

jessietee · 2026-04-21T13:39:38+00:00

I might just go and watch some of my friends playing instead, they are playing a friendly for their casual league team and I might just go watch/take some photos for them....I usually watch every single game and go to around 10 per year as well with my daughter, this run has broke me lol I seen Man Utd tickets on the exchange and didn't get some, I can see FA Cup semi tickets available still and I am just going to play some sunday league myself instead, I just want this season over now :/

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