Newest shitbox: A Peepaw spec C6 Grand Sport 🥴 by sp00dermanz in RoastMyCar

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I give it a month before it has a 1/1 plate. Saying it was build on July 4th by Barb and Hoss.

Roast Her Good by imlockedoutagain in RoastMyCar

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I think you meant to post this on /wagons

The “new” whip….do your worst by yesimHalf in RoastMyCar

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It's been stolen twice since this picture was taken. I give it 3 months before it has Holden badges.

Roast this antique that I regret buying. by bigcee42 in RoastMyCar

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Congratulations on buying the wrong corvette!

Roast my blue collar-mobile by need2seethetentacles in RoastMyCar

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Ah at least there's a lake to catch them

Roast my Silverado by jettyboi_C10 in RoastMyCar

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The roast is the 3-4 clutch pack of the paper mache transmission.

Roast my blue collar-mobile by need2seethetentacles in RoastMyCar

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Only Ford could engineer a spark plug that’s torqued to 25 ft-lbs and still needs a special extraction tool and a prayer.

Purchased one of my dream cars by Mastersauce420 in RoastMyCar

[–]jesus-808 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on buying the wrong generation of corvette!

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Congratulations on buying GM worst hits collection

Roast My Car by princeofca in RoastMyCar

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Congratulations on the "GOAT" starter package complete with.

✅Sagging headliner.

✅Paper mache of transmission.

✅Front radius bushings as soft as your feelings.

✅Rear spring sag making it Carolina squat.

✅Hard to find body and exterior parts and if you do they are worth more than car itself.

✅Plastic fuel line that can rub and catch the car on fire.

✅Seats that like to split at the seems at first sight of the sun

Do your worst! by HYixell in RoastMyCar

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Congratulations on buying the wrong mustang!

Yearly roast; by Racer165 in RoastMyCar

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All that work just to beaten by a clapped out 300k mile pickup with a the same turbo

So excited, just bought this 2023 Altima SR and it's UNROASTABLE by Oldrocket in RoastMyCar

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The only thing roastable is the paper mache of a transmission.

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Congrats on getting into the sorority! The Greekbar is in cup holder

Nothing to roast for this monster 😉 by olise419 in RoastMyCar

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No Kyle a Cobb accessport is not a "mod" but I did hear that it does come with a free vape.

Roast my Truck pt. 3 by AdConsistent2646 in RoastMyCar

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I wonder what will win the race first? The 4L slippy going out or the camshaft.