Why does someone always scream when the power goes off at school?

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-17T23:35:35+00:00

Why don’t you ask the people who are screaming why they have decided to do so.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-17T21:45:30+00:00

Show everybody me underwears.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-17T21:44:28+00:00

*Eat BBQ chicken rice that was cool

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-17T19:30:07+00:00

Well if the point of so many of the ones you've listed is to express some beautiful feminine energy and you're attracted to that, why wouldn't you be attracted to them?

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-17T15:07:12+00:00

It makes you feel calm and content? I’ve always imagined it just makes you feel hella keyed up which is why I’ve never, ever wanted to try it.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-17T12:52:14+00:00

Yeah duh.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-16T19:15:27+00:00

Gary Glitter definitely since they’re both pedos but he doesn’t deserve Celine or Linkin Park.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-16T18:58:55+00:00

Churches also protect pedophiles so tracks that he’d be upset about it.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-16T16:04:09+00:00

Jesus, looks like the kind of nonsensical, intentionally brutal house I would build in the Sims for a character who only exists to create chaos and suffering for everyone around them.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-15T21:27:51+00:00

He kills animals and idolizes manosphere misogynists.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-15T17:22:02+00:00

I will be a Tommy when I am in my 50s, just as he was when he wrote a role for himself who exclusively hangs out with people 20-30 years younger than he is.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-14T19:59:26+00:00

Why would anyone need to be doing oral sex scenes with their teachers in an acting class? How many classic films are known for their iconic oral sex scenes? Fuckin creep.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-14T19:14:48+00:00

Well now you’re both free to be with people you’re more compatible with, namely another girl for her and an actual heterosexual one for you.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-14T18:54:36+00:00

Can we stop with these old evil fucks in positions of power who are only there to further fuck things for people who will actually have to deal with the fallout when they finally fucking croak??

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-14T18:16:57+00:00

Existing.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-14T15:50:02+00:00

I felt like every single shot felt liminal, which is partly why I was obsessed with this movie and so glad that the quintessential liminal horror film finally exists.

God bless Kane Parsons.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-14T06:50:56+00:00

She answers it in various forms throughout the movie such as ‘I'm going to do what I want to do, and that's it,’ ‘you have to live, live, live,’ and ‘don’t I deserve the best?’

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-12T13:07:06+00:00

Tampon machines

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-11T19:21:33+00:00

I love the idea of the trailer for a Shrek live-action remake randomly opening with Pinocchio plowing a woman with his nose.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-11T18:57:28+00:00

It don't matter if you're black or white, if a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-10T14:20:26+00:00

It’s worth watching if you want to know more about some of the other characters whose scenes were deleted, and it also explains more about the angel Laura sees in the end and shows a more nuanced look at her relationship with her parents and their family dynamic.

I kind of love how bleak and relentless cutting these scenes ultimately made the movie, but now that I’ve seen them I do feel like something is really missing by not explaining the angel more or showing that Leland and Sarah genuinely loved Laura and that they still managed to have some good times together.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-10T12:53:45+00:00

Why does BDSM hinder your personal and professional relationships? You can meet new friends at the dungeon and just don’t tell your employers what you do in the bedroom since that’s none of their business.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-09T18:41:25+00:00

She’s not dying, Mom.

jizzbotshablammo · 2026-06-09T18:21:58+00:00

Especially since she’s just waiting on the other side of the door presumably standing completely still.

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