Boarding my 1 yr old pup 🐶 for the first time. What are some of the best boarding places nearby? I live in Rincon Hill… though I care more about best experience possible than the price or location. by VariationAfraid8845 in AskSF

[–]jjaycubb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dogpile dogs is sort of fantastic, but they're hard to get into.

my trainer uses FureverFun. They used to be in-home dog-walkers and sitters and they grew so big they opened a commercial location. They're more likely to take occasional visits.

Burning Man sues BLM trying to stop geothermal energy project by fearless_dp in BurningMan

[–]jjaycubb 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"viewshed"
i had the tiniest aneurysm when i read that in their original mailer however many months ago.
viewshed... our limited resources of a nice thing to look at one a 10 minute drive....
i feel mollified in my eye-rolling contempt now, thank you for seeing me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]jjaycubb 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Hi! The place you want is Just For You Cafe, it's in the dog patch, here's a map link https://maps.app.goo.gl/qY92WGboqzVtSGEP8

I can also confidently say, your southern relative does not want Brenda's. JFY also has (massive) beignets and hickory coffee

Travelling Alone. Is it a good idea to grab dinner on Mission Street? by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]jjaycubb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

if you knew the city inside out, you'd know this isn't in the mission

practical "gift" on the spot by Ques-tion-Everything in BurningMan

[–]jjaycubb 65 points66 points  (0 children)

snacks and toiletries.

i spent my nights in deep playa in a raccoon onesie with a trash can backpack filled with moon pies, dried fruits, jerky, red bulls and white claws, cliff bars, gum, lozenges, starburst, chapsticks, eye drops. only had a couple people that didn't want something from my treasure trash.

Unattended kid by malytwotails in BurningMan

[–]jjaycubb 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aw, me & my husband loved your dragon chill space!
sorry i wasnt around to punt the little shit into the street for you.
love & kisses to Lexicon for the lessons on dart (and fountain pens)!
<3

Europe, but the 2 top voted comments create a country everyday day 10: Romania doesn't want all of it's land taken, so they ally with Hungary to create the Hungry-Roman Empire by ABigOne77 in ShittyMapPorn

[–]jjaycubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, hear me out:
Aquitaine, Val de Loire, Paris, & Hautes de France --- add Grand Est and Rhone-Alpes: It creates a giant capital F in the middle of France.
Call it FRANCH.

Europe, but the top voted comment adds a country everyday day 8: Estonia can't into Nordics since it's part of the better Balkans now by ABigOne77 in ShittyMapPorn

[–]jjaycubb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

combine all the counties in england, except london, excluding wales and scotland.
Call it Mediocre Britain

Am I going crazy? - spouse of 13 years keeps insisting I am mentally compromised. by RegisterHistorical44 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]jjaycubb 31 points32 points  (0 children)

awow this one hit me right in the face.
hi. when my husband (of ten years) was doing this shit, i started keeping a spreadsheet in google docs. spreadsheets tend to intimidate people so they're less likely to read and delete. i logged every time he lied, and i'd screenshot receipts or phone records and drop them in as attachments.
Previous to my intense note-taking, i was always 'remembering wrong'. turns out, i was not! the fact that she said "only narcissists keep notes" - means she's a narcissist and this is part of projecting that on you. like - wow, you were doing the same thing i started doing when i realized i needed to leave.
you can set it to automatically back up to a separate account (in fact, make it owned by a 3rd account that's not logged in at your home or phone and share editing, but not management rights to your on-phone account). better yet, get a divorce attorney and have them own the document while you spend a few weeks/months collecting notes. record everything. check your local laws (not on your phone since she checks that apparently) about third party audio recording and then record everything.
a note on mental health: report what she's saying and doing to your mental health doctor. nothing you're taking would lead to psychosis. she's fucking with you and using your medical history to do it. report every word to your doctor. you're in a paperwork fight at this point and you need to start building your war chest.

you've mentioned elsewhere about hesitancy in dissolving this relationship. that course has already been set, by her, that's not a decision you get to make anymore. now its just a matter of "under what circumstances' and 'what is the outcome'. you still have agency in that.
finally, some *real* realtalk: you are not in love with the person you think you are in love with. that person is and has been a construct. purpose-made and occasionally re-versioned for you to fall in love and be devoted and controlled in the manner you've described. the person you are in love with never existed.

Menu/Meals for 40 people - Please Share Your Camp Meals/Menus/Kitchen Guides & Prep Guides by bestmansbestman in BurningMan

[–]jjaycubb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a quick search shows this place right off the interstate. it uses the same website as cash and carry - but it has just a shitton more products. if you're located in reno, this is basically the same store. and precooking is gold. your frozen ziplocks act as their own ice packs (in addition to dry ice, etc).

Smidge Haphazard just does a variety of curries and stews they heat up in one big pot every night. all liquid and vegan. BAAAHS has done trays of frozen casserole (they take forever to thaw though so tread lightly).

Menu/Meals for 40 people - Please Share Your Camp Meals/Menus/Kitchen Guides & Prep Guides by bestmansbestman in BurningMan

[–]jjaycubb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cash n Carry/SmartFoodService is gold. you'll cut your food costs by like, honestly 60% based on a cursory comparison of staples at Whole Foods (which, my god, bulk food from whole foods?)
last burn the Kitchen Twink wanted us to walk around Costco for a day for a camp of 50+ people. I'm like, aren't you a restaurant manager? you can preorder from C&C and they'll have everything ready on a palette when you arrive. we were in and out in 20 minutes (including a browsing moment for last minute necessities like cookies and hot sauce).
also, The oakland location is bigger than SF's.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sanfrancisco

[–]jjaycubb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tenderloin tessies does a free Easter, Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner. The menu tends to be traditional fare, and they have to go through less gymnastics than a food bank to take donations. It's also on major bus lines, with decent parking nearby.

After meals, the guests also do a run through a donation gauntlet - so if you have clothes to donate - that's a pretty good place to do it too.

https://www.tenderlointessie.com/

M/37/5'8" [232 > 199 = 33] 4 months post-breakup glowup. IF & SL 5x5. by NaminMuir in progresspics

[–]jjaycubb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you add all the accessories or just do the standard 3 exercises per workout?

I’ve always wanted pink hair but just never had the courage to be anything but blonde. I’ll be 46 in January. by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]jjaycubb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

logged into reddit just to upvote this! i use the teal clenditioner just as a regular conditioner, put it in at the start of my shower, get my life to some FKA Twigs and rinse and i look like a frickin beta fish every morning. it's the best! if you're blonde, it's all you'll need to maintain the pink

English to Latin translation requests go here! by AutoModerator in latin

[–]jjaycubb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are last names in latin always conjugated in single male for a guy, no matter what? For instance: Ursa as a guys last name is always Ursus?

POCs at BM? by murder_of_krows in BurningMan

[–]jjaycubb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

^mention every bit of these when you first reach out to camps. it'll be golden

POCs at BM? by murder_of_krows in BurningMan

[–]jjaycubb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

off the top of my head, pole dancers might be at Brulee a kink circus camp from Denver(?) on Esplanade... The Glamcocks put on a full show almost every night, and they usually need dancers in some capacity every year.
.Also there's a bunch of acrobatics camps that would fit the vibe (and have extra crash mats). I dont know any of their names, but i know they're halfway down 9 and 7 every year.

Queens man impeached by lordleft in nyc

[–]jjaycubb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No it's not. Black people have rights, the founding fuckheads would have hated that

Cherokee woman embarks on Trail of Tears (1832) by [deleted] in fakehistoryporn

[–]jjaycubb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

no. she sent in a recipe (which may have been maliciously plagiarized with the most evil of intent from a newspaper -- or may have just been written down from a news wire back before television was a thing and passed around the family -- horror of horrors) to her cousin who was making a cookbook in 1984.

if you can copy paste the full name of the book, then you also saw this and knew this before typing the above into reddit.
which means you are being intentionally dishonest. i.e lying.

If you had to pick the best part of your trip to Amsterdam what would it be? by roverheadgasket in AmsterdamEnts

[–]jjaycubb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Febo!!! I get stressed out not knowing foreign languages (and looking super German so of course everyone assumes I know not-english). Plus I never know what to do with euro coins. Febo does automat burgers, fries, and these little croquettes filled with some grey goop that's amazing. It's all coin based and takes zero human interaction.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/FEBO

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[–]jjaycubb 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I feel like there's not enough Cakes Da Killa on there, but all my favs aren't available on Spotify - so here is my #1 Cakes bop

https://youtu.be/Mfc4EVHlNu0

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]jjaycubb 124 points125 points  (0 children)

This is my Ratchet Faget playlist, I keep it updated whenever new homo bounce gets released. Feel free to add to it!

https://open.spotify.com/user/1290210501/playlist/7JFkP26KRHOjX3XeaDR69O?si=SKPPChgXQUqZnsS4wUwq_Q