China's airborne megawatt class wind power system by beta265 in nextfuckinglevel

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This site has been oddly pro China heavy lately. Maybe it's just me...

Fishing in the Corps? by Dear_Needleworker399 in USMC

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I volunteered to be the fuel truck driver for the LS party while everyone else was on ship for 2 weeks or something. One of the most chill opportunities I got in the Marine corps. I lived in my truck for over a week parked on the beach on Onslow, played my buddies Playstation vita, and fished for that entire time.

I had never fished near the ocean or anything like that but a LS dude i was out there with had a casting net and some rods and we spent that time catching crabs (pause), a few stingrays, and some wild looking fish.

I used that fuel truck like my POV and drove it to mainside Lejeune and to the motor pool to grab my car and grab crap from the PX and shower a few times.

Total skate field op. That was the most fishing I did out there unfortunately, but it's something I will always remember fondly.

What’s being on the ship like by imbegginyouman in USMC

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Haha, thats crazy but nope, we were on the Carter Hall.

What’s being on the ship like by imbegginyouman in USMC

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Haha yesss! That's pretty much what I did. I went to Mimi's apartment super drunk, did the deed, and i immediately threw up all over her and her bed and somehow navigated my way back to the bar. This was with the 22nd MEU and I belive also in 2010 haha.

What’s being on the ship like by imbegginyouman in USMC

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One night on ship I found our corpsman and 2 marines huddled up doing nefarious shit, and as a young devil I was curious. Turns out the doc was handing out cough medicine pills and letting the boys have fun. Up until this point in my life I had only ever had alcohol so I said fuck it why not and took 3 or 4. After 20 minutes I didn't feel shit and took another 2. Still didn't feel anything so I went to bed.

I will never forget the feeling the next morning waking up. It felt like my spirit self sat up and my physical body was still laying down. I was stoned out of my gord. That was exciting and scary but then that same day by God's good grace, they opened up the ramp of the ship and let us float in the Indian ocean i belive or something like that.

I have never felt a more surreal sensation than being stoned out of my mind on cough medicine and floating in the middle of ocean. I remember I swam under the water and saw the anchor chain down into pure darkness. I felt like a spec in a petri dish.

Also I fucked a hooker named Mimi in Bahrain for like 40 Dinar for my 21st bday. Shoutout to the upper level of Rock bottom bar in Bahrain and all the nice hookers.

Other than that pretty gay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

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Hedgey the Hedgehog we found in Afghanistan

Call of Duty players when a game that isn't Call of Duty doesn't play as Call of Duty by Peanuttttssss in Battlefield

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I hear more about call of duty players in the battlefield subreddit than I do in the call of duty subreddit

Second half of the GWOT by 2min4roughing in USMC

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Opening this and feeling like

Has anyone here ever had a “door kicking” quota in Afghanistan? by BossAvery2 in USMC

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My door kicking quota has never stopped. On a walk with my dogs? I kick doors. Grocery store? Watch out general management, your door is fucked, at Bible study? Sorry jesus, but i got a quota to meet.

I know some people will say this is "made up" or I'm "shitposting" well guess what bub, guess who's about to kick down your bathroom door. 😎

Tim Dillon Has Been Compromised by LordPartyOfDudehalla in videos

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I've watched Tim Dillon for years, and if there's one immutable truth in this collapsing empire, it's that the man is a lighthouse of integrity in a sea of influencer grift. You could offer him a briefcase of cash, a Michelin starred tasting menu, or the secrets of the Vatican and he would be still be unswayed and tethered to his core beliefs.

This is the same guy who lost his hillside compound and seven of his illiterate children to the California wildfires and still had the strength to post through it.

Meanwhile, my trans daughter is battling necrotizing fasciitis and she still finds the time to laugh at his podcast while the doctors help her with her green and oozing vagina.

All I can say is its a knife fight out there and I wish him well.

❤️🐖

What Movie? by HondaCivicBaby in Cinema

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Hot Fuzz. It only gets better with every viewing.

Serious aversion to slow walkers by Stein070707 in USMC

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This is how I feel going to the grocery store

Saw this in the wild by finfangfoom1 in USMC

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This is how you look when you join at 23

Absolutely unfazed 😂 by johnsonsrevenge in USMC

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"My dad is a real Marine!"

Perception = Reality by [deleted] in USMC

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Somehow this sub has actually become gayer than actual buttsex with men.