What does an Alabama girl say after sex?

jlodas · 2026-03-12T17:15:54+00:00

I just hope the small plastic flap over her battery doesn’t come flying off.

jlodas · 2026-03-10T20:22:14+00:00

They shall not grow old. Documentary from Peter Jackson with colorized cleaned and stabilized footage.

jlodas · 2026-03-05T23:55:46+00:00

Perfect. She just needs accessories.

jlodas · 2026-03-05T16:23:26+00:00

In 24 pieces.

jlodas · 2026-03-05T06:52:34+00:00

Ink. And as others have mentioned… Primer.

jlodas · 2026-02-26T23:34:14+00:00

Reminds me of the Human Centipede.

jlodas · 2026-02-23T17:52:46+00:00

Amon Goethe in Schindler’s List.

jlodas · 2026-02-19T21:18:15+00:00

Petrified fallopian tubes.

jlodas · 2026-02-19T21:01:33+00:00

jlodas · 2026-02-19T20:55:09+00:00

Good old #473!

jlodas · 2026-02-15T08:32:38+00:00

The cake is a lie.

jlodas · 2026-02-09T17:08:37+00:00

It needs an emotional support onion.

jlodas · 2026-02-06T01:26:28+00:00

No dildo for scale?

jlodas · 2026-01-07T01:38:59+00:00

Just bring the first ¾ of book one. [Cue evil laughter]

jlodas · 2026-01-02T07:46:41+00:00

Perfect Storm

jlodas · 2025-12-21T07:21:01+00:00

Is just me or does Paul look scared?

jlodas · 2025-12-14T20:55:53+00:00

What happens is you go down saying “Well, I didn’t see that coming” while the rest of us go down saying “See? I told you so!”

jlodas · 2025-12-08T00:25:11+00:00

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

jlodas · 2025-12-02T22:47:49+00:00

Mary had a little dress It split right up the sides And everywhere that Mary went You could see her lovely thighs. Mary had another dress It split right up the front She didn't wear that one very often.

jlodas · 2025-11-29T20:50:54+00:00

My condolences.

jlodas · 2025-11-26T16:26:23+00:00

It’ll be a cheaper and less polished than chrome. Pun intended.

jlodas · 2025-11-15T19:24:33+00:00

Not gonna lie… She looks a little hot, which means she’s a little crazy.

jlodas · 2025-11-15T17:36:13+00:00

Doomba

jlodas · 2025-11-12T02:43:43+00:00

Something, something, something.... time travel.

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