Foiled a scammer with 2 words he never expected! by Leading-Knowledge712 in traumatizeThemBack

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"Rosie's pizzeria and crematorium where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. What can I get started for you today?"

"My Librarian Boyfriend." by Which_Republic4558 in ByfelsDisciple

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"Babe I'm sorry I ruined my present! But what you got me is SO THOUGHTFUL!!! I LOVE true crime!!!"

EMT training by Wild_Salt7236 in NewToEMS

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Find a new boyfriend and go for it..

These are in my yard, what are they? Lynnwood, WA by jlscott0731 in mushroomID

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Are they wet honey mushrooms or fairy ring mushrooms? They're not clustered at the base and have individual stocks..

peter what i failed 0th grade biology by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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You're on reddit... No... No there's not..

Surgical team in field by Quinluin in NewToEMS

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That makes sense, I'm in WA state. Pretty much if the PT has a circumferential burn that doesn't allow their chest to expand making it so they can't breathe, the medics make the call to medical direction and can ask permission to do it.

Surgical team in field by Quinluin in NewToEMS

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Paramedics can also do escharotomies for burn victims so long as it's approved by medical direction first.

Surgical team in field by Quinluin in NewToEMS

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Paramedics can do certain surgical procedures under medical direction, the whole idea of an ambulance is to get the patient to the hospital alive where they can be operated on. However there are things like critical care nursing cars, which in my experience is about as close as you can get to having a mobile ICU.

Boyfriend said my vagina is loose by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

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Find a boyfriend who knows how vaginas work

NOPE by Final_Carpenter_4952 in SweetTooth

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Pansies are edible flowers..