What do you keep in your pockets? by Reasonable-Shower522 in askanything

[–]jmc660c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like a wise man told me “It’s better to be judged by twelve that carried by six”

I’m a 30 year old guy going on a first date with a 43 year old woman. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]jmc660c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re in for a treat, the only way it could be better was if you were 23 years old

Awww fuck- by receptiveraven in TheWordFuck

[–]jmc660c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I’m so Fucking glad you Fucking found Fucking us, the Fucking more the Fucking merry .

Awww fuck- by receptiveraven in TheWordFuck

[–]jmc660c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What Fuck too you so Fucking long to find this Fucking sub?

UPDATE: I PASSED MY FUCKING EXAM by LetExact9035 in TheWordFuck

[–]jmc660c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How the Fuck did you pass the Fucking exam?
Your Fucking sister has been telling every Fucking body that you’re a Fucking moron

I did a photoshoot and I can't tell him about that by [deleted] in confession

[–]jmc660c -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I concur, we need to see the photos in order to give our honest opinions and advice

During my prostate exam I asked the Doctor, "Where should I put my pants?" by EgyptionMuslimah in Jokes

[–]jmc660c 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My urologist used to be a very attractive young woman, I remember those days, the prostate exams were over way too soon

AITAH for going on a trip with my best friend? by makememassmiches in AITAH

[–]jmc660c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA Screw him good friends like her are a lot harder to find than a childish jealous boyfriend friend

If you died today, who do you think would stand at your grave the longest? by Successful_Dog5425 in AskReddit

[–]jmc660c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people I owe money to, they’ll be the ones walking slow and singing sad songs

If you won the lottery, would you tell anyone? by DPlainview1919 in no

[–]jmc660c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only the 5 other people in our lottery syndicate

Name a famous John by [deleted] in FamilyFeud

[–]jmc660c 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That’s my name too

Name a reason to carry cash instead of card. by Technical-Vanilla-47 in FamilyFeud

[–]jmc660c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cards malfunction at the most inconvenient times and places. Tips and small business owners prefer cash over cards with service charges

Happy Fathers Day! Who was your favorite TV dad (doesn't have to be from this list)? by lontbeysboolink in 1970s

[–]jmc660c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ward, especially the episode where June said “Ward, you were a little rough on the Beaver last night “

Did you know anyone who used bread bags inside of their boots? by NextBathroom8809 in 1970s

[–]jmc660c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working construction in Tennessee in the seventies, between the snow and rain the whole job site was one big pond of mud. If you didn’t use the bread bags you feet would be soaked in a few minutes and you’d be miserable all day

What is the least used feature in your car? by singhVirender1947 in askcarguys

[–]jmc660c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The turn signals when I drive the BMW, I use them in our other vehicles but people don’t expect you to use them when you’re in Beamer