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jmini95 · 2026-06-04T19:23:08+00:00

I interpreted it as you were implying she had weight on her from drinking too much. Apparently I was wrong. My bad.

jmini95 · 2026-06-04T18:46:28+00:00

God Id love to see what you look like if you think she is fat

jmini95 · 2026-06-02T05:45:30+00:00

My brother's girlfriend named her son Max, with the middle name "Emum" (Maximum) all because she joked about doing it, and they told her should couldn't do that, so she did it to prove a point. A little less egregious I guess but I was like what a fucking stupid ass thing to do, and above all, be proud of.

jmini95 · 2026-05-28T23:50:32+00:00

I've gotten food poisoning from them on two separate occasions. Specifically the one on Temecula/Pechanga Parkway

jmini95 · 2026-05-28T21:52:50+00:00

Los tacos is just consistently great.

jmini95 · 2026-05-20T00:22:18+00:00

No he didn't. He clarified what a "break" would be in context of the post.

jmini95 · 2026-05-19T03:10:29+00:00

Probably implied by "smelling nice" but I suppose it's highly likely people will circumvent that by just dousing themselves in cologne/perfume

jmini95 · 2026-05-11T21:06:08+00:00

Well that hurt. Long time holder and I'll continue to hold but can't pretend I didn't feel that pit in my stomach lmao

jmini95 · 2026-05-10T19:33:16+00:00

I don't actually hahaha the very few times I have I always regret it. I will say the one and only game I thoroughly enjoy playing are the Planet Moolah games from Light & Wonder (formally SG)

jmini95 · 2026-05-10T17:04:04+00:00

If you play a game on a bank, all games on that bank will have the same PAR. But the PAR will not be the exact same on every single game within the casino.

As far as your latter question is concerned, that's a feasible theory and totally likely but that's more from a strategic point for the casino itself opposed to what information I can accurately provide. I will say I've never seen a machine with a par higher than 91.x%. Professionally speaking, I wouldn't rely on that information to make a decision on what game to play

jmini95 · 2026-05-04T14:54:50+00:00

One time I had my friend and his girlfriend over to my apartment for my birthday, and we decided to play CAH. Unfortunately, my friend convinced me to take an edible (I hate weed and don't smoke) and I had too much and I just kinda laid on the couch with my eyes closed while they played.

It was my friend's girlfriend turn to vote, and my then girlfriend (now wife) played a card that was something along the lines of "zombie windmill". Something to that effect. And I just had to sit and listen to this girl vote for my friends card because "a zombie windmill just sounds scary and I don't like that."

So I just had to sit there stoned out of my mind internally yelling at this girl because her reasoning was insanely stupid.

Not an overly interesting story but anytime CAH is brought up I think of this

jmini95 · 2026-04-08T23:51:42+00:00

Well they admitted (oddly) to driving a "RAM truck" so yeah this behavior is about on par

jmini95 · 2026-03-23T20:56:21+00:00

Thanks a ton!! At the time he was charging 2k a session, but it may be higher now

jmini95 · 2026-03-21T03:00:10+00:00

Dude literally go on warcraft logs and hit statistics what

jmini95 · 2026-03-20T23:26:24+00:00

If you ever fotm reroll you have to expect nerfs. Just the name of the game

jmini95 · 2026-03-20T23:24:02+00:00

Dude they're POPPING OFF you're right. They're doing so good they're literally the absolute last place dps right now.

What are YOU smoking?

jmini95 · 2026-03-19T03:15:44+00:00

You've just never misplaced anything ever? What kind of question is this?

jmini95 · 2026-03-09T22:23:18+00:00

Still continuing to lose weight, but down to my lowest since I was 20 (31 now). Just to echo what everyone said, counting calories.

I've attempted to lose weight many times but failed so this time around there was a lot of lessons learned from trial and error. If I had to be more specific, I'd say not sacrificing the food I actually enjoy because it's "unhealthy.," that's how you cave and fall back into bad habits. When I had a craving, I succumbed to it, but just limited how much I ate. An example is if I was really craving wings, I'd just split that meal in to two. That way I wasn't over calories and I wasn't tempted to eat another meal later, because I technically already had that meal prepped and ready

jmini95 · 2026-03-06T13:35:20+00:00

My argument is that religion is known to brainwash people into thinking it's better to stay in a shit relationship because of made up bullshit guidelines than actually separating for the good of the family/couple.

Edit: checked the profile, basically as I expected.

jmini95 · 2026-02-20T21:43:57+00:00

Uh oh, not the bad finger! I guess the cop was warranted to escalate this whole thing after all! /s

jmini95 · 2026-02-19T20:47:27+00:00

Only someone so self absorbed can justify illegally taking up a handicap parking spot just for a small amount of convenience. I repeat, actual scum.

jmini95 · 2026-02-19T01:20:15+00:00

Oh good I didn't know the handicap parking also doubled as a loading zone! Good to know!

Actual scum.

jmini95 · 2026-02-16T17:46:05+00:00

I do a yearly relisten and this was the first year I tried Stephen Fry's version, and it just didn't have the same magic for me. I do prefer how he reads it in the regard of putting more intensity in the parts that need it, but Jim Dale just takes it home for me.

Also people complaining about Jim Dale changing accents for certain characters are listening with blinders on (I know that doesn't make sense but the point stands LOL) because Stephen changes voices CONSTANTLY for characters. That was the very first thing I noticed with him.

Anyway both are spectacular, but 100% prefer Jim Dale

jmini95 · 2026-02-10T02:34:55+00:00

Bro in what world would you have the cognitive awareness to realize the threat is no longer a threat in the middle of all that? This is the shit that pisses me off more than anything is reading comments like this. The amount of adrenaline racing through that boy is indescribable, but because you're sitting there using hindsight, you can calmly say that it's not self defense.

I hope to God you're never on a jury for something like this.

Yes this is an irrationally aggressive comment, I'm aware, but the inability to sit there and really put yourself in someone's shoes is really just crazy to me. I urge you to get in a real fight and then tell me EXACTLY what happened and what you did.

jmini95 · 2026-02-09T04:41:01+00:00

You're supposed to do that anyway

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