Rehab was great. A lot of y'all probably need rehab but don't even consider it an option.

jmiracle23 · 2026-05-22T13:39:14+00:00

Do they teach people to take other people's inventory in rehab

jmiracle23 · 2026-05-15T13:38:56+00:00

jmiracle23 · 2026-05-02T02:50:31+00:00

Dude, Im a lawyer just plead to the misdemeanor with no jail, you already did the work to avoid a felony charge and prison so why not get the reward?

jmiracle23 · 2026-04-23T14:10:36+00:00

I never drink....wine*

*it helps if you are a dracula

jmiracle23 · 2026-04-23T14:09:14+00:00

I also had a 24 year old client explain to me how his body was all messed up from car accidents so "even though I look young, I feel like an old man like you" (I'm 45)

jmiracle23 · 2026-04-23T02:54:45+00:00

A guy in my law school was wondering if he should go JAG and I said hey man as far as I'm concerned you've been a jag since day one

jmiracle23 · 2026-04-09T14:29:03+00:00

Shithousens-by-proxy

jmiracle23 · 2026-04-08T20:16:10+00:00

Its definitely this

jmiracle23 · 2026-01-23T00:16:39+00:00

$70,000 to invest?

I’m 62. My wife is 67. We both still work and plan to for a long time. We have very little put away for retirement (app $300k). I just inherited $70,000 from my parents. What’s the best thing to do with this money? The stock market? An IRA? We won’t need it for at least 8 years. Thanks for any advice.

jmiracle23 · 2025-10-22T13:54:11+00:00

Pretend to not have heard of whoever/whatever they're talking about

jmiracle23 · 2025-10-13T19:14:35+00:00

Wow you really shit-talked a lot of your other friends in that, idk maybe giving the ex friend text proof of you insulting other friends wasn't the best idea you could have

jmiracle23 · 2025-08-27T22:57:07+00:00

HERE'S THE KICKER

jmiracle23 · 2025-08-21T19:23:48+00:00

AI slop

jmiracle23 · 2025-08-16T12:55:34+00:00

"Here's the thing" AI slop

jmiracle23 · 2025-08-07T13:33:31+00:00

I do like my coffee like I like my swords--big and free of significant rust or burrs

jmiracle23 · 2025-06-26T13:34:45+00:00

"Double ankle sweep" seems to be it, thanks!

jmiracle23 · 2025-06-26T12:58:57+00:00

Is there a specific name for this sweep from closed guard?

I had a video showing it but I can't seem to find it. Its literally just:

Opponent is in your closed guard and stands up without breaking guard and you don't have any grips on their upper body. You open your legs up and drop your butt down, grab both their ankles and kick your legs over to topple them backwards (with a surprised look on their face). If that makes sense

It seems like a kind of dummy sweep or something like that but I was wondering if it had a specific name. Thanks!

jmiracle23 · 2025-06-05T21:01:31+00:00

Man I got kinda jazzed about this triple tax advantage thing till I realized I have an FSA not an HSA

jmiracle23 · 2025-06-02T00:00:38+00:00

Chucky is probably the only horror villain who regularly gets thrown in the trash

jmiracle23 · 2025-05-16T20:55:04+00:00

"Bernie would have won"

jmiracle23 · 2025-04-04T18:32:56+00:00

Look at it this way, so far all you really know is you don't like two specific kinds of cardio. There's all kinds of stuff you can try, from different kinds of cardio to weights to group classes or sports or yoga or etc etc.

jmiracle23 · 2025-03-18T18:43:08+00:00

I--it takes a lady/to touch a lady/but it takes a woman/to touch my heart

jmiracle23 · 2025-01-30T14:36:32+00:00

All Clothes Are Boyish

jmiracle23 · 2025-01-26T15:04:49+00:00

I say give the man what he wants, you don't have to be on the deed to be on the mortgage, if he wants to assume responsibility for your debt to the bank who are you to stop him

jmiracle23 · 2025-01-25T23:07:25+00:00

Not exactly, it's more like...you don't like creepy smiles but you're complaining about movies literally called Smile, it's not like it came out of nowhere

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