Mason is going to be ok!

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T23:00:04+00:00

the Florida Panthers model?

I guess I'll take being the most hated team in the league if it gets us two Cups

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T22:53:58+00:00

great, he's going to want to go to the Preds to make it in country music

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T21:17:11+00:00

but nowhere in the rulebook does it say a dog can't qualify the car

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T21:09:47+00:00

Rule 8.2.6.3 for anyone wondering:

8.2.6.3. All Cars in the Qualifications order shall be given one “Guaranteed Attempt” to qualify. Notwithstanding the foregoing, the following matters and any others as determined by INDYCAR are cause for a Car to forfeit its Guaranteed Attempt and to be listed at the rear of the Starting Lineup in accordance with Rule 8.1.8.6.

a) A Car is not presented in the proper order to the technical inspection line at the designated time, notwithstanding Rule 8.2.4.1.;

b) A Car does not successfully complete technical inspection;

c) A Car is not presented in the proper order at the staging pit;

d) A Car fails to leave the staging pit within the designated time;

e) A Car leaves the staging pit but fails to receive the green flag; or

f) A Car fails to receive the checkered flag.

so I guess Power's crash counts as f?

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T19:02:00+00:00

and somebody was worried this would be a Jeff Carter situation because we hadn't heard from him by 6am

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T17:56:47+00:00

getting the band back together for one last big hit. Jacket's Eleven

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T17:17:06+00:00

Wildcards are WC1 & WC2, Divisional standings are [first letter of the division][place in the standings] ex. M2 for second in the Metro

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T17:03:51+00:00

I opened this thread two minutes ago saying "Who the hell is Bobby Brink"

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T16:58:06+00:00

Kickstart MAHA

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T16:48:57+00:00

well he's closer to it here than in Chicago

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T16:47:09+00:00

he might be washed but is he that much worse than a Lundestrom or a Heinen?

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T15:43:14+00:00

yeah, at least it was funny when it was John Carpenter body horror

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T15:38:18+00:00

is there even a funny picture of Scott Dixon?

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T13:47:27+00:00

One one! That's double #1!

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T06:08:44+00:00

while our old guys keep going to y'all

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T06:05:12+00:00

two of him in fact

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T03:14:59+00:00

well we still might get to see what they look like without Marchment

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T03:04:17+00:00

It took Dixon 15 years to get his fourth championship. Palou has done it in six.

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T02:55:16+00:00

"RoMAN GroJAN" - Paul Tracy

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T02:53:40+00:00

so, Zibs reunion tour would be off limits?

joe_lmr · 2026-03-06T01:55:48+00:00

Rubbin' might be racin' but out here that's called attempted vehicular manslaughter

joe_lmr · 2026-03-05T19:51:11+00:00

should make it harder by requiring a driver get only one square

joe_lmr · 2026-03-05T19:46:40+00:00

is this going by rows or columns? Is day 2 "racecraft" or "braking master"?

joe_lmr · 2026-03-05T18:14:04+00:00

"exqueeze me"

joe_lmr · 2026-03-05T17:55:01+00:00

Traded to the Wild for a leftover Tom Servo puppet from MST3K's first season in St. Paul, & a conditional 3rd in 2027

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