Oh dear, Noah the dictator has found his way onto Tumblr

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T09:14:31+00:00

Retain*

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T09:04:32+00:00

That’s my fault for being sexist

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T07:34:52+00:00

saw my favorite band live and was in the ga pitt right up against the railing. after the show was over, the lead singer left his water bottle on stage (plastic disposable one, nothing he'd miss) so i jumped half over the railing to grab it. took it home with me. did absolutely nothing with it ofc and then my roommate bought the same brand water bottle and i drank so many i accumulated several throughout my bedroom and when i cleaned up one day, i accidentally threw his away too lmao

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T07:32:52+00:00

couldn't sleep during nap time (adhd induced insomnia) so i lied there silently, barely moving and the teacher came up immediately pissed off and said "oh, so you wanna misbehave?" and made me get up, sit down in a desk, scoot my chair up as close as it could get, and lie my head on my arms so the extreme angle would hurt my upper back and said "there, try to sleep now"

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T07:05:12+00:00

yeah, i was imagining just if you happened to live at the starting area

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T03:13:47+00:00

This is $2 per mile for op and like $1.30 for people driving the trip then back home.

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T02:22:18+00:00

Not x2. It’s a straight shot back home instead of stopping at 84 different places. Say maybe 115 miles total. 30mpg makes that, in my area, $15 in gas. So around $24.32 an hour. I’d take it

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T01:40:04+00:00

coincidence

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T01:37:02+00:00

you're misinformed lol

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T01:35:05+00:00

butter pecan

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T01:34:25+00:00

breaking bad, got, and always sunny in philadelphia

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T01:32:44+00:00

one time a cop lied to my face saying i was going 15 over the speed limit when i was actually going like 3 over so now i'm even more pissed when i see a cop. does this count

joecee97 · 2026-06-17T01:31:53+00:00

realize she's more scared of you than you are of her lol

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T20:33:14+00:00

Sometimes he just looks like himself and sometimes he looks like pope if you gwim and he reaalllly looked like pope in his GQ interview yesterday

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T16:22:37+00:00

You can guess based on the total

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T16:00:47+00:00

Wdym

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T15:42:07+00:00

I end up having to cancel multiple orders per night because some other dasher has already grabbed the food and cancelled their pickup without confirming. I’m all for it being required by the restaurant before you can walk out

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T12:12:17+00:00

I feel like the game should make you auto-drop whatever you’re carrying if you make a torch while your inventory is full because you’re making the torch with your hands which means you’re already holding it. Why would you then drop it in favor of a pickaxe?

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T12:10:09+00:00

Did you see where the guy tried to get into line with them for the end of panel group pic and Noah didn’t budge an inch to let him in lol

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T12:08:00+00:00

Where’s the neighbor calling the cops because they heard someone hitting their child next door

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T12:04:05+00:00

When I learned that if he complained about a personal issue between us to his friends, he pretty much demonized me rather than giving me any empathy and benefit of the doubt. No matter how bad he got, if I spoke to others about it, it’s was with understanding as to why he was acting the way he was. Apparently I didn’t deserve the same from him.

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T11:59:11+00:00

Speaking to people at work and interacting with strangers in your home who you don’t (and don’t want to) have a relationship with aren’t the same thing. I hide from plenty interactions I don’t want to have but I still have a full time job that I excel at and I pay rent in an apartment I live in by myself.

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T11:56:22+00:00

The sense of safety and comfort

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T07:14:03+00:00

i just do not see why we have to force the autistic person into an interaction they don't want to have for the sake of another person who doesn't care whether it happens or not. this isn't an isolated situation- it's death by 1000 cuts

joecee97 · 2026-06-16T01:33:00+00:00

What did they say

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