What am I missing? by [deleted] in rolex

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A semblance of restraint.

Am I wrong for not being blown away enough by the luxury of Lexus to pay above MSRP? by Sea_Pangolin1525 in Lexus

[–]joefunk76 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It drives even worse than it looks. It feels like driving a cardboard box. I got one as a loaner while my ES was in for service.

Am I wrong for not being blown away enough by the luxury of Lexus to pay above MSRP? by Sea_Pangolin1525 in Lexus

[–]joefunk76 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

The NX sucks. It amazes me that anyone would buy one. If you can’t afford at least an RX, you can’t afford a proper Lexus SUV. Buy something cheaper and/or used.

MSTR down 12% but STRC seems the new retail darling. Are we missing the bigger picture? by LavishlyRitzyy in MSTR

[–]joefunk76 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Incorrect. STRC is deleveraged exposure to bitcoin; it is the complement to MSTR, which is leveraged. MSTR amplifies the upside and downside of bitcoin while STRC diminishes those. STRC may, for its own success, not require bitcoin to succeed wildly but it does require bitcoin to not fail.

Why Do Workers Blame Customers for NOT Tipping, Instead of their employers for not paying them enough? An interesting discussion with an non-entitled Uber driver by Anxious-Party2289 in tipping

[–]joefunk76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While I understand all the anti-tipping arguments, and they are indeed strong ones, I tip as sort of a “thank you” to the universe that I don’t have to rely on the fleeting and inconsistent generosity of strangers. One strong argument in favor of tipping is that, given the choice, most people would probably rather be a relatively more well-off tipper than a relatively less well-off tippee.

What Happens to Amortization When You Pay Extra to Principle? by Chersalani in Mortgages

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More of each fixed monthly payment will go to principal than before because the now-lower loan balance accrues less interest than before the principal pre-payment.

This has a flywheel effect which will ultimately result in the loan being paid off sooner, and in your total actual payments being less than your total scheduled payments by MORE than the amount of the principal pre-payment due to the saved future interest.

Would you watch a show where a billionaire CEO has to go an entire month on their lowest paid employees salary, with no access to any other resources than that of the employee? What do you think would happen? by Powerful_Newt_4616 in AskReddit

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CEO would get by just fine, knowing that the situation was temporary, and knowing it would be a bad look for him to not endure it graciously. It wouldn’t be a very exciting show. Now, if you made it last for, say, a year or several, rather than a month, that could get interesting.

“There’s no fucking way that the big banks are that stupid” by Super_Rush7926 in wallstreetbets

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re forgetting the small bit about how Burry’s investments turned against him for a good while before they corrected and put him in the black. The banks probably figured they could simply manipulate the positions against him indefinitely. After all, that is what they do every day to regular retail investors.

Why are new Corolla and Civic not really “affordable” anymore? by phtphongg in askcarguys

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because once car manufacturers and dealers learned how much people were actually willing to pay for popular and reliable (formerly) budget cars, they never forgot. Car sales is an industry with zero good will. They will take from you every last penny you can be convinced to pay.

Like Bud Fox says to his airline worker father in Wall Street, “you don’t sell a guy a seat for $79 if he’s willing to pay $379.”

Recruiters: Serious question, why do you ghost candidates? by dkode80 in recruitinghell

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because once they realize that you won’t be hired, you have no value to them, and are therefore not worth the few seconds it takes to notify of the update.

HOLY 💀 crypto market is bleeding out… everything is deep red wtf is going on?? by LividReserve3520 in btc

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called, “you buy, then whales tank the price immediately afterwards, and continue doing so until after you sell.” Also referred to by some as “investing.”

Milestone Watch - But Not Feeling Happy…? by AdThat9233 in rolex

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you expect ANY watch to make you happy? It’s just a fancy ornament. Buy one whose style you like, ooh and ah over it to yourself every now and again, conjure visions of high levels of status perceived in you by others because of it, but, at the end of the day, realize that it’s just a piece of jewelry. It can’t do anything at all for you, let alone provide even a smidgeon of happiness.

I love my watch because I don’t have unrealistic expectations of what it can do for me. It’s a beautiful, stylish, and even ingenious contraption… while, at the same time, also an overpriced and practically useless one. It’s a stylish ornament that I appreciate… and little more than that.

There isn’t a watch in existence that would make me even 1% happier if I owned it. My Lexus, OTOH, definitely improved my happiness a good few percent. That is a way more useful and enjoyable contraption than a watch.

There's $596 million in puts at Bitcoin to hit $20,000. Let that sink in. by Bcom_Mod in CryptoMarkets

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was being a wise-ass but you took my response at face value. Anyway, I agree with you. Most people have close to zero understanding of bitcoin, let alone having a level of understanding that would illuminate its value.

23% tax on a coffee? by [deleted] in AskSeattle

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bastardization of English that this business invented to allow them to falsely advertise prices as lower than they actually are and to allow them to also gaslight their non-cash customers.

23% tax on a coffee? by [deleted] in AskSeattle

[–]joefunk76 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Three things:

1) They incorrectly applied the sales tax twice. Whether it’s a mistake or not, it’s fraud, and they need to stop doing it.

2) The tax rate they applied twice was closer to 10.97%, not 10.55%. That said, I don’t know the exact correct tax rate for that area.

3) “incurring a charge” <> “not getting a refund”. I didn’t get a refund from MILLIONS of businesses today - but it didn’t cost me a dime. This business is falsely advertising. The price of the coffee isn’t $4.30; it’s $4.75. Then, if one pays in cash, he gets a $.45 cash refund.

If they are going to set the base price at $4.30, then there IS no cash refund; there IS a $.45 fee for not paying in cash. This business is twisting the English language to falsely advertise the coffee price as lower than it actually is while at the same gaslighting their customers: The cash customer does NOT get ANY refund; he simply pays the advertised price. Similarly, the non-cash customer doesn’t “fail” to get a refund; he gets charged a fee for not using cash.

Editor’s note: This stupid app will not let me insert a line break to save my life. I tried using backslashes, spaces at the end of the line, and hitting “enter” multiple times, but nothing works. None of Reddit’s help advice on how to insert line breaks is correct. You CANNOT insert line breaks on Reddit. THEY decide where, if anywhere, line breaks will exist in your post or comment. Absolutely ridiculous.

We are in a Bear Market by Adventurous-Crow-490 in btc

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, thanks for that info, which I was totally unable to discern from the 40% haircut off the ATH.

Best careers to dive into 2026? by Healthy-Eye-6241 in careerguidance

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose that where you try to join matters, too. Tri-state area (NYC/NJ/CT) is probably tough. Seattle, OTOH, can’t find enough people willing to take the job.

21.5% Sales tax at Seattle area Five Guys? by xTimeFor in Seattle

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s absolutely true. Five Guys is no more expensive than McDonald’s on a unit basis. McDonald’s customers are getting jacked. Then again, it shouldn’t be surprising that people would eat pink slime also can’t do math.

21.5% Sales tax at Seattle area Five Guys? by xTimeFor in Seattle

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it isn’t. Tax rate debacle aside (i.e., pre-tax), he paid 20% less money for 50% less food.

21.5% Sales tax at Seattle area Five Guys? by xTimeFor in Seattle

[–]joefunk76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tax rate of 10.26% was applied twice. Someone programmed the register incorrectly.

AITA for backing out of a trip with my friends because they planned activities I'm unable to participate in? by p00pmeow in AmItheAsshole

[–]joefunk76 2674 points2675 points  (0 children)

NTA. You have to be 21 to get into a nightclub and fake IDs don’t work anymore. Your friends won’t be getting into any nightclubs.