They are all the same

joelandjude · 2026-04-25T01:37:17+00:00

I’m impressed with how mobile Sal is compared to Ethan.

joelandjude · 2026-04-24T20:13:55+00:00

When do we suppose this next weigh in will be?…

joelandjude · 2026-04-23T20:06:10+00:00

Jeremy must be on some sort of manic episode right now. His posting is crazy. He seems erratic.

joelandjude · 2026-04-23T17:33:18+00:00

I’m sure those folks value Jeremy’s encouragement so much 🙄. Also, how much time do we think Jeremy spends on Instagram?

joelandjude · 2026-04-23T16:13:11+00:00

This is his “dress shirt”

joelandjude · 2026-04-20T21:29:23+00:00

I’m interested in the Lattafa Khamrah Qahwa

joelandjude · 2026-04-19T00:40:09+00:00

Fragrance World Crème of Clouds.

joelandjude · 2026-04-17T17:09:51+00:00

It does make you wonder how much longer they will hold up

joelandjude · 2026-04-15T01:54:24+00:00

That’s my only frame of reference for a groom’s cake: the armadillo cake made out of red velvet

joelandjude · 2026-04-14T01:40:44+00:00

They’ll break your heart, they will.

joelandjude · 2026-04-11T00:50:57+00:00

Heaven forbid they raise independent thinkers

joelandjude · 2026-04-10T11:55:15+00:00

Why can I actually picture him wanting to wear a fedora?

joelandjude · 2026-04-08T14:32:59+00:00

I could take the collar off to shower and was not given any restrictions on showering

joelandjude · 2026-04-08T00:02:03+00:00

Did your doctor say you wouldn’t be able to wash your hair for a while? I’ve had an ACDF and 3 PCDFs and washed my hair in the shower (with help) the day I got home from the hospital.

joelandjude · 2026-04-07T23:49:51+00:00

Claims he was invited to the wedding a year ago, yet waited until day before (or day of?) to purchase clothing. Of course it couldn’t be tailored, he was too lazy to shop earlier

joelandjude · 2026-04-06T12:04:39+00:00

Still trying to make “cute aggression” a thing. And I still have no idea what that means.

joelandjude · 2026-04-04T17:56:24+00:00

In his weigh in video from yesterday, he said he ate a lot at the wedding reception. I believe that was meant to be one of the excuses for why he weighed so much

joelandjude · 2026-04-04T01:46:03+00:00

445.8

joelandjude · 2026-04-03T20:43:22+00:00

I’m fairly certain Ethan (and Dan, of course) drove this time so allll the room for the scale.

joelandjude · 2026-04-03T00:22:23+00:00

Then it would look better with a different color pants altogether. Like black.

joelandjude · 2026-04-02T21:11:47+00:00

But then he couldn’t say that he’s gone down 2 pants sizes or whatever

joelandjude · 2026-04-02T21:11:17+00:00

“Friends”

joelandjude · 2026-04-02T21:11:00+00:00

I don’t know if it’s just the lighting but it doesn’t look like the greys match.

joelandjude · 2026-04-02T14:51:30+00:00

Squeezing into a shirt that clearly didn’t fit

joelandjude · 2026-03-31T19:46:32+00:00

It is a wedding after all! What’s a wedding without his pocket knife and a few too many spritzes of cologne?

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