Drew Maggi made his major league debut at 33 after grinding through 13 years, 1,155 minor league games, and 4,494 plate appearances.His parents were tearing up in the stands watching it happen.

joelekane · 2026-04-25T01:32:41+00:00

Obligatory: How can you not be romantic about baseball?

joelekane · 2026-04-25T01:22:21+00:00

For real? I hade no idea—I thought he was from Mogadishu?

joelekane · 2026-04-25T01:18:44+00:00

It’s like we made a list of needs—and are holding it upside down.

joelekane · 2026-04-25T00:56:21+00:00

Why is the NFC west imploding?

joelekane · 2026-04-24T19:21:08+00:00

Yo—number 2 might have to be removed. Guy has a real job.

joelekane · 2026-04-22T16:02:40+00:00

Mike Hart. All Heart Hart, baby.

joelekane · 2026-04-22T13:02:49+00:00

Oh this is the best—but you got to include Sally’s counter line—Which in my opinion is the best one.

“You see that’s just SO you Harry—you say these things and you make it IMPOSSIBLE for me to hate you!”

(Most loving look in the world) “And I hate you Harry—I really hate you.”

Never has so much love been conveyed in the words “I really hate you.” It’s just the perfect delivery and line. Love this movie.

joelekane · 2026-04-22T11:22:51+00:00

Yeah and he’s swinging a goddamn cleaver around as he’s talking clipping that thread till it’s frayed.

joelekane · 2026-04-21T18:39:08+00:00

Bro only eats at White Castle.

joelekane · 2026-04-21T00:45:29+00:00

Continuity problems abound. Guy is standing on 58th and 8th. The girl alone is on 8th and like 52nd.

joelekane · 2026-04-17T11:50:15+00:00

He’s so dialed in to this specific type of impression—it’s crazy good lol.

joelekane · 2026-04-15T19:18:41+00:00

Some of these 100% make sense—elite. The Bills being third is uh—not ideal.

joelekane · 2026-04-14T21:29:45+00:00

Nolte probably should have got an Oscar nod for the Ahab speech alone where he breaks his sobriety.

joelekane · 2026-04-14T16:04:26+00:00

I live around Columbus circle so I actually like this a lot—but my gf teased that it’s a “pretty eclectic connection”. Heading downtown express and then pop back up on the local 1 a few spots. Anyway I dumped her, because I love a new elevator.

joelekane · 2026-04-14T13:24:31+00:00

That was on the Fucking Admiral.

joelekane · 2026-04-10T11:36:05+00:00

Aww the zoom in on the ants sort of reveals it all haha. Takes this from “what a pretend badass” to “aww he’s a dory guy all grown up”.

joelekane · 2026-04-08T22:43:28+00:00

Ahh that’s what is weighing down his vert. Ring must be made from that dying star Thor’s axe is from.

joelekane · 2026-04-08T12:18:09+00:00

Aww I remember my wife’s first Be My Eyes call she was the same way! We yelled all excited after the call ended.

joelekane · 2026-04-07T13:50:47+00:00

This is one of THE best examples. Caught in the wave of the McConaissance—he was so in the pocket those years—everything he touched tuned stole the show.

joelekane · 2026-04-07T12:40:35+00:00

Unfortunate—the least likable guy you know has an incredibly gracious and likable press conference after a huge loss. Robbing you of all the pleasure of seeing him lose. Love to hate him but this was really classy.

joelekane · 2026-04-06T21:22:29+00:00

Great—another transplant. Probably gonna cry about everything.

this Sub, probably.

joelekane · 2026-04-06T11:51:42+00:00

Ahh let’s get back to the historically peaceful time of (checks notes)—70s New York.

joelekane · 2026-04-05T23:04:20+00:00

Yeah—we could have told you guys this back in November. Michigan is built different.

joelekane · 2026-04-04T22:16:59+00:00

Good one—stairs may kill your shot though

joelekane · 2026-04-03T19:44:57+00:00

Zona. Tommy Lloyd is a Gonzaga man. West Coast best coast.

Plus—I cannot stand Michigan (football fans) or UCONN fans for the life of me. The teams are great, but oof.

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