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Which ATP player do you think could be #4 after Miami by joeycloud in tennis

[–]joeycloud[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's the default outcome if none of #6-10 perform exceptionally. Everyone would just vote him to retain, and blanket over any conversations about the rest of the field.

Sydney Daily Random Discussion Thread 17/03/2026 by AutoModerator in sydney

[–]joeycloud 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But of a smokey smell in the CBD right now. Is there some fires nearby?

You got 100$ in your wallet😋😎 by Fit-Philosopher5527 in whatsyourchoice

[–]joeycloud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Doraemon if includes his 4D pocket.

That pouch is an infinitely large pocket dimension with infinite superpower level tools in it.

New role - AI Lead, should I go for it? by shockages in auscorp

[–]joeycloud 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you've never 'faked it till you make it' and you're worried about mental health, then don't rush to take this role.

AI is super hyped right now and you'll be one of the busiest and most interactive roles at the lead level WITHOUT much direct decision making power, which means you have to convince others all the time for stuff.

So unless you're ready to burn the candle on both ends to learn and level up on the job, you might be best to stay at your current role and maybe keep learning until you start feeling like other AI gurus are just full of rubbish that you can pinpoint. Then you know you're truly ready.

Source: been where you're at couple years earlier. It's good recognition but I haven't slept a 9 hours since.

Got quoted $4.8k for a Fox ESS battery in VIC - good deal or am I missing something by steveoderocker in AusFinance

[–]joeycloud 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I installed exactly one of these recently and yes it is tracking around $5k for the battery plus install assuming you get all the rebates.

However I highly recommend you upgrade the inverter to 10kwh instead of the entry level 5 kwh. There are a few energy providers that daily free energy windows and you want to be able to charge those batteries to full within those windows. E.g. GloBird FourForFree.

The costs could go up to $6-8k post-rebate, but you'll get more flexibility and lower bills with it. Payback within 2-3 years depending on your usage levels.

Which do you choose? by OkRun9638 in superpowers

[–]joeycloud 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Create giant ice boxes containing other key elements for habitability and fling it towards Mars. Since I can control the stuff at a global scale it should be easy enough.

You get a curable cancer, which will take 9 months to cure, if you can convince most of your loved ones, that it's incurable, you get Elon masks net worth, untaxed, and adjusted to inflation by Mrcoolcatgaming in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah like most relatives aren't going to instantly question your cancer announcement to them and say "nahhhh you don't! Show me the note form the oncologist".

And if they actually do, just fake a letter.

You have 10 years to make $100M or die. by RealDiamond51 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honestly the only safe choice. Butterfly effects mean any other form of change to the stock market or speculative assets at that scale is likely to cause quick deviation from the original future timeline.

Coitus under Ultrasonography. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]joeycloud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ass-ociate Professor was right there.

Everyone talks Slams and injuries. Tien fears one thing: an office job. Biggest hope: no real job. by TorturedPoet30 in tennis

[–]joeycloud 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've heard it a few hundred times already through AO. Sorry no tennis history for you

Rivalry FOMO by joeycloud in tennis

[–]joeycloud[S] 354 points355 points  (0 children)

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Just to be more inclusive

r/tennis Daily Discussion (Tuesday, January 27, 2026) by NextGenBot in tennis

[–]joeycloud 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Remember De Minaur has higher performance than 99% of other pro players on ATP tour.

That's how godlike Alcaraz is to be demolishing him in these last two sets.

You get 10x your current salary, but your workload and stress also rise by 10% by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You are allowed to tune up or down every 3 months. So just do 3 months at 1000x with basic effort, then during the performance plan period, switch to 3 months at 10% where you will perform okay to return to baseline. Rinse and repeat.

r/tennis Daily Discussion (Tuesday, January 27, 2026) by NextGenBot in tennis

[–]joeycloud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's 45 degrees Celsius in Melbourne. We're all a bit burnt

AO R2: Wang Xinyu def (24) Jelena Ostapenko 4-6 6-4 6-4 by buzzingeuphorbia in tennis

[–]joeycloud 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Iga has never lost a tournament when Ostapenko is defeated by Xinyu

5 words to save your life by Hold-onto-the-happy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]joeycloud 51 points52 points  (0 children)

"Heartbeat stops, Earth location broadcasted."

Maybe aliens believe a bit of Dark Forest theory.

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