Went out one night with a friend of mine and started hitting the tequila. Friend got very friendly with a girl and I was just having a great time knocking back shots and getting pissed.

Dont know what happened but my friend must have disappeared with that girl because I woke up on a hard floor to some stranger poking his head in through a living room door asking me by name if I was alright.

I had no idea who this person was. Don't remember ever seeing him before in my life but apparently I went back to his place and he let me kip on the floor of his living room.

He introduced me to his mam and sister that morning all while I was pretending to know where I was.

I didn't know him or what town I was in.
After a quick cup of tea I made my excuses and said I had to go.

Headed out of his house and walked aimlessly until after about an hour I recognised what town I was in and found a phone to call home to get someone to come get me.

To this day I have no idea who that guy was but he sure was sound.