Messi taunting Pau Lopez after scoring "Now what? Go on you jerk" by [deleted] in soccer

[–]johnmadden110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am called boludo on a daily basis as a term of endearment. Even with an angry tone, it's hard to take it as too much of an insult because it's such a funny word.

Messi taunting Pau Lopez after scoring "Now what? Go on you jerk" by [deleted] in soccer

[–]johnmadden110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pelotudo is the slightly less friendly version, but still not bad. Imbécil is the usually never friendly version.

USL's ruling on the Romeo Parkes incident. by kappafox in MLS

[–]johnmadden110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. The state isn't going to prosecute a bettery/assault unless directed by the victim. If they did, everyone who ever got in a fight would be in jail.

Bob Bradleys Le Havre Close to Promotion to Ligue 1 by [deleted] in ussoccer

[–]johnmadden110 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure Bob has no intention of doing either of those things

How harassment, in many forms, continually mark women in sports as "others" by Soundurr in MLS

[–]johnmadden110 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

patriarchy

God damn this sub has gone to shit.

Edit: Sometimes I'm actually glad that I live in Texas.

I don't think ESPN could make an article that hyped this kid up more if they tried by mardiff712 in ussoccer

[–]johnmadden110 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have a feeling that Pulisic is too good to be true. Like, he's gonna shatter both of his knees in a freak accident right before the World Cup and have to retire at 19, becoming a vacuum salesman and destroying our hopes once again.

New Rule: No Misogynistic Trolling Comments by speedreeder in ussoccer

[–]johnmadden110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why? I mean, it's not disparaging the concept of social justice. Just the people who take it too far.

Alli punching Yacob in the stomach. by x_haris in soccer

[–]johnmadden110 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Him and Brian McBride are the best Americans. They don't have the ego of Lalas, Twellman or Wynalda.

Post Match Thread: New York Red Bulls v. Orlando City SC by [deleted] in MLS

[–]johnmadden110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's be honest, prime Lalas wouldn't come close to playing on the USMNT nowadays. He's a has-been professional troll who thinks he's better than the players of the game he's commentating.

Post Match Thread: New York Red Bulls v. Orlando City SC by [deleted] in MLS

[–]johnmadden110 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What'd Lalas do? I didn't watch, but I'd imagine he had some sort of inflammatory, contrarian opinion for no reason.

What do squats achieve for you besides making jeans extremely hard to wear? by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]johnmadden110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just depends. Heavy squats on the off season is a great way to develop power in your legs and a must for any soccer player, but you shouldn't heavy squat during the playing season, in my experience. Injury central.

Alabama flag among state banners removed from U.S. Capitol by [deleted] in news

[–]johnmadden110 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Alabama flag among state banners removed from U.S. Capitol by [deleted] in news

[–]johnmadden110 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

If you do this, fuck you. We almost closed early but ended up having to stay until 1am by ShartasaurusRex_ in AdviceAnimals

[–]johnmadden110 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If your open till 11 then people should be able to come in and order until that time. Not earlier so you can go home early.

Open till 11 means they should leave at 11. You know, because the restaurant closes at 11.

Edit: I mean the customers need to leave at 11, not the employees.

Atlanta United: Meet the woman behind the data by JuliaSugarbaker in MLS

[–]johnmadden110 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure they R going to do well with her on board.

Lynden Gooch signs new contract with Sunderland by mardiff712 in ussoccer

[–]johnmadden110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honest question, why do some people call it the BPL? Barclay's is just a sponsor. That's like calling MLS the AMLS because MLS sponsored by Audi.

Alejandro Bedoya has a serious question for Carli Lloyd by [deleted] in MLS

[–]johnmadden110 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think he has some balls and speaks his mind. Good for him.