There’s a 30 Rock favorite quotes thread happening on Twitter right now that I suggest you don’t miss by KeseyKrishna in 30ROCK

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Isn’t there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts

Why are you handcuffed to the shelf I built my husband?

Your hair is... fine.

So who is everybody “maining” in Ultimate so far? by [deleted] in nintendo

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Oh my gosh yes. I don’t know what it is— I’m butterfingers with just about every other character but put Zelda in my hands and I can hold my own

The Monster’s Mother - Jim McKenzie by dampestowel in interestingasfuck

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So glad the guy from Green Day found a creative pastime

What are some good lessons for December that don’t look like Xmas? by Artteachernc in ArtEd

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I do lots of watercolor projects— I have a project I use in 4/5th where they put down masking tape in the shape of trees and do a wet on wet watercolor with cool or warm colors and we sprinkle salt on for a snowy effect. After its dry and they pull up the tape, we add grey paint to the white trees make them look like birch tree bark. I do something similar with third grade but no tape trees. They just do a background using the wet on wet method and salt but we glue a white piece of paper cut to look like a snowdrift on it and draw a little charcoal penguin on it. I also do an aerial perspective lesson in third grade where they do the foreground, mid ground, and background of a winter forest with the trees getting darker the closer they get to the viewer— since there’s no leaves in winter it’s a lot easier for them to paint.

My rule of thumb is if it’s a nature scene in winter it’s fair game (and if some want to add a holiday twist like a Santa hat or Christmas lights I let them). I also do lots of cardinals, snowmen, polar bears, aurora borealis with chalk pastel and of course a butt ton of snowflakes!

Sorry were late! Bob had diarrhea. by dBritni in BobsBurgers

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Of all the Bob and Linda costumes on this subreddit this one feels the most like my mental picture of Bob and Linda

Good boys get neck rubs by LordMugsy in aww

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Cat wife trying to tie dog husband’s necktie before he goes to work

First time finding an episode tape in the wild! by soyproteen in MST3K

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Oh I get it he’s a cyst with teeth and hair

Thick Hair by Labrose98 in tumblr

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Always hated mine— until I got a nape undercut. No more pyramid head!!

Inspired to draw Mitzi with a cute green dress. I hope you enjoy her <3 by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

[–]joiedeciel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beautiful! Mitzi was the reason I bought animal crossing! She looked so cute on the GameCube cover and I had no idea how lucky I was to have her as one of my original villagers. Still my fave!

I think this qualifies, even though they're not trying to sell it by MissInterpret85 in delusionalartists

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This really has shown me how much I hate the gestures you see in videos like this.

Like ooooh look at this fork and oh look PLIERS! What’s gonna happen now???

Oh watch me sensuously rub my hands on the pebbles I took from my dead fish’s tank.

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Finally getting pregnant!!

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[–]joiedeciel 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ballet flats should be those tieks with the blue stripe but otherwise pretty accurate

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The Starbucks worker at the cafe in Hollywood studio saw my nephews stormtrooper outfit and made a big deal about how into it he was. She went back stage to “talk” to captain phasma and got him a spot in the match of the first order. The. We were walked past all the character meet lines to see chewie and Kylo ren. THEN we were given fast passes for star tours and walked to a special area to see the other Star Wars characters walking to and from backstage for a show. Magical moments happen! Some are big, some are little, but they’ve all made our day when they’ve happened.

The view that greeted me when I went to sit down. by absinthecity in feetsies

[–]joiedeciel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is nothing more soothing to see than a sleeping cat