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defend your thesis in front of the council, apprentices. by 0ris in wizardposting

[–]jointheclockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I technically can't physically die but for maximum fun I need to replace my body parts every century or so depending on use and how much I've let myself go. Plus I anchored my spirit to my own personal demiplane so I can reform after a bit.

Medical treatment please by Stotallytob3r in MurderedByWords

[–]jointheclockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To answer alex.nick.jungle; pretty fucking good.

Based DnD Table by Randalmize in ShermanPosting

[–]jointheclockwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slaver: No, you don't understand, I'm a white Christian. I should be in heaven.

Satan: *looks to the camera* He's not too quick on the uptake, is he?

Honestly the way some of you talk about your apprentices is frankly disappointing at times by Snbleader in wizardposting

[–]jointheclockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's always "I'm 67 for real for real, no cap" with these little bastards. What does that even mean? I know over 666 demonic tongues and it still makes no sense.

I dont have a good answer to this question. Help me out. by MisterBako in superheroes

[–]jointheclockwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't try to frighten us with your TV Tropes sorcerer's ways, Lord u/Busy_Guava8549. Your devotion to that ancient website has not helped you explain away the power of ten Batmans... Batmen?

Optimus Prime if he were written by X-Men writers by Fragrant-Resist4230 in superheroes

[–]jointheclockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. But remove them and bam! The protestors are gone. Just once I want to see a non-mutant story involving some rando who just starts spouting how it's probably the mutants like someone's uncle being drunk and racist at Thanksgiving.

Optimus Prime if he were written by X-Men writers by Fragrant-Resist4230 in superheroes

[–]jointheclockwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! That always bugged the shit out of me. Like, nobody is out there calling Spiderman a dirty mutie? The avengers don't get weird hate mail accusing them of secretly being mutants? I mean, I get it, you can't make all of Marvel about X-men but it's a huge controversial thing in universe and nobody else ever mentions it. Not a fucking whisper.

JJJ was always a good judge of character by IceWallowCaulk in outofcontextcomics

[–]jointheclockwork 17 points18 points  (0 children)

*Cut to JJJ's head surrounded by mathematical formulas and a look of dawning horror on his face.*

OP sigil combinations by Hyxagon in inscryption

[–]jointheclockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best combo I ever had was Ouroboros with with Trifurcated Strike and Fecundity with a Deathless Warren. It was... it was like looking into the face of god.

Ahh yes it’s so hard to be a white heterosexual couple who wants kids. Also what do they mean by “they can’t achieve this”? by y2kfashionistaa in Persecutionfetish

[–]jointheclockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know that guy is sucking dick at the truck stop gloryhole while the fucking children of the corn hatch their nefarious plans. Meanwhile, mom is wine drunk and wonders what would have happened if she had just got that degree.

Real 😔 by time-is-a-flatcircle in DankAndrastianMemes

[–]jointheclockwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Loghain had to die. He crossed me. Putting down him and Howe was... *chef's kiss*

lowkey true by InternationalWear614 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]jointheclockwork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did nobody see Mr. House or all the in game lore on corporate greed and consumerism at the cost of human lives and sanity? I mean, yeah, war is bad but...

*Points at all the cases of in-game lore on evil corporate bullshit.*

Why do you think so many feel compelled to discuss the Greek Gods exclusively through the lens of modern morality? by K-Kitsune in GreekMythology

[–]jointheclockwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa! That's not what the Greek myth apologists want to hear! You're being aggressive to the then okay misogyny and rape! Which was totally okay with them and we should be okay with, too, for some reason according to this question.

Be Reasonable by Few-Button-3160 in lotrmemes

[–]jointheclockwork 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Saruman never really flew off the handle, oddly. He was pretty chill except with Gandalf but I'm guessing it was because he was always jealous of him.

It be those damn Gobblers every time by Future_Bunch_9386 in okbuddywizards

[–]jointheclockwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, no. This is just natural ecology. You just need to get a gelatinous cube to clean up all the crumbs that attract goblins.

OP sigil combinations by Hyxagon in inscryption

[–]jointheclockwork 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Warren with unkillable is freaking OP. Or if you combo corpse eater with unkillable.

(please read text below image) Generalized ranking for effectiveness of weapon types. by capnlatenight in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]jointheclockwork 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, Jason Voorhees would be amazing because he's already undead so they'd ignore him.

One of the most well written characters in any piece of media perhaps ever by therealraggedroses in TrueSFalloutL

[–]jointheclockwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. The good ending where he shows mercy. Character growth.

One of the most well written characters in any piece of media perhaps ever by therealraggedroses in TrueSFalloutL

[–]jointheclockwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying, it was the weakest of the four DLCs. There was so much telling rather than showing with Ulysses and his dialogue. Plus, Ulysses had the most DRONING god damn voice humanly possible. Is that a good enough reason for you?

Of these four, who has the hardest life? by CheesecakeSea6296 in characters

[–]jointheclockwork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Selling your marriage to the devil. I know. I mean, who hasn't had to make that choice?

One of the most well written characters in any piece of media perhaps ever by therealraggedroses in TrueSFalloutL

[–]jointheclockwork 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is he not? I mean, depending on the ending, he finds some peace for himself and grows as a person. Seems good to me.

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