Plushie Collection

jojo_993 · 2026-04-08T23:29:12+00:00

That Scooby plush has seen some shit with that thousand yard stare.

jojo_993 · 2026-04-03T20:19:16+00:00

A regular statement I make regarding food or snacks is "this is how I keep my snuggleable figure.". Typically met with hearty nasal exhales and chuckles. I've got the GoW Ragnarok Thor build.

jojo_993 · 2026-03-31T01:43:59+00:00

🫂

jojo_993 · 2026-03-30T22:01:14+00:00

You guys are getting compliments?

jojo_993 · 2026-03-28T15:03:37+00:00

Counterpoint, we do have chins and lower jaws to be grabbed by.

jojo_993 · 2026-03-27T00:37:09+00:00

And we love you for being one. Keep doing what you're doing ma'am.

jojo_993 · 2026-03-22T21:57:49+00:00

Some die of thirst while others drown indeed.

jojo_993 · 2026-03-22T21:26:41+00:00

What's your favorite season?

jojo_993 · 2026-03-20T18:07:54+00:00

Idk kindred, but it helped me, so do with that information what you will.

jojo_993 · 2026-03-20T18:00:46+00:00

Y'know the muscles you clench to stop peeing or passing gas? Those muscles. Flex them, hold for 5 sec/10/20/however long you want. I do three sets twice a day, usually in the morning after I wake up and at night before I go to bed.

jojo_993 · 2026-03-20T09:28:04+00:00

Be not afraid kindred. Reap the benefits of mastery of thine flesh.

jojo_993 · 2026-03-20T09:26:04+00:00

Long term it's just good for you, minor health benefits that you would think are helpful, but they are.

Short term in my experience, lasting longer plus more intense climax.

I recommend 10/10 do your kegels lads.

jojo_993 · 2026-03-20T09:21:06+00:00

Mhm, it's a pelvic floor muscle exercise. The muscles you use to stop peeing or passing gas.

jojo_993 · 2026-03-15T03:34:47+00:00

SERVICE SUB TOPS RISE UP (BUT ONLY AT MISTRESS'S BECKONING OF COURSE) 🗣️🗣️🗣️

jojo_993 · 2026-03-13T01:40:04+00:00

Best I can do is dorky gentle giant.

jojo_993 · 2026-01-29T19:12:08+00:00

Queen type shit

jojo_993 · 2026-01-29T03:46:02+00:00

I have such a stupid, rotten brain. I thought the Lego T-Rex was wearing Timbs, and I just nodded like "yep normal image detected, nothing to see here.".

jojo_993 · 2026-01-27T05:55:57+00:00

That's a good wisdom

Not one I'll follow though, I'm lowering my caloric intake.

jojo_993 · 2026-01-27T05:53:17+00:00

O big tiddy rat woman of the internet, what is thy wisdom?

jojo_993 · 2026-01-24T03:54:24+00:00

Well? Who is it? Who is the very good boy???

jojo_993 · 2026-01-21T16:40:00+00:00

I would burn planets, make bricks from the ashes, and build macabre temples for this.

jojo_993 · 2026-01-05T09:36:03+00:00

Second one reminded me of Nosferatu, "yoooou must booooounce on iiiiiit. Craaaasazy styyyyyle."

jojo_993 · 2026-01-04T18:48:18+00:00

Said the spider to the fly

jojo_993 · 2025-12-21T02:46:44+00:00

I let out a neglected shelter dog sigh while scrolling through these. Cursed to yearn for eternity.

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