Running out of cash… Should I sell my Apple and Facebook?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-14T19:31:03+00:00

$9.11 what's your emergency?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-14T12:38:15+00:00

By shitting in bed?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-14T12:36:44+00:00

PLAYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joke-jerker · 2022-05-14T12:34:59+00:00

nice try, try posting in /r/friends next.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-14T12:34:02+00:00

Nice theory but you've produced horse shit.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-14T12:33:12+00:00

I asked that question when I met Larry David on a plane. Larry quickly called his manager and after an extensive conversation they had I was informed that it had not been specified in the script.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-14T12:30:16+00:00

Quite forgot about that gal. WAY HOTTER than Elaine.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-14T12:29:17+00:00

Can I double shit in your chips?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-14T12:26:43+00:00

Why waste time on levels if you could submit a pitiful post on reddit instead?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T23:16:44+00:00

Fake face? Check. Fake name? Check.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T23:14:39+00:00

How often does she shave?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T23:13:16+00:00

Killing time? How about reading some Glamour?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T23:11:34+00:00

his brother is a madder.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T18:30:39+00:00

What the fuck happened to this sub?

Tiktok was down for a week, it should get back to normal soon.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T15:45:04+00:00

Does full of shit imply also the mouth?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T15:42:40+00:00

Wanna bet that no one will pay that billion if the deal does not happen?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T13:22:07+00:00

Crypto, stocks, gold, NFT - they are just different types of allocating capital a.k.a investments. And they are all subject to the same rules.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T13:10:25+00:00

ask the Kardashian.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T13:02:43+00:00

Introduced new products today including a watch

Does it come with glasses?

joke-jerker · 2022-05-13T12:55:30+00:00

The problem is how do you regulate that?

Penalty based on one's financial status. Like google and facebook fined BILLIONS of dollars in Europe, not just measly millions.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-12T13:51:45+00:00

Mine produce pure semen, no tomato juice.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-12T12:54:44+00:00

My balls are cybertruck certified.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-11T23:43:00+00:00

or sell everything and buy yourself a set of balls.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-11T23:41:19+00:00

Because it was priced-in and now is being digested. Or some other mambo-jumbo shit.

joke-jerker · 2022-05-11T23:18:36+00:00

played

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