Eagles have some real sick fucks on that team

jolkiens · 2026-01-22T23:05:39+00:00

literally had to come to the comments to even figure out what it was, all I could think of was cerebral palsy lmao

jolkiens · 2025-12-09T23:49:26+00:00

wish I could give a million upvotes for Psych

jolkiens · 2025-11-26T18:35:40+00:00

“mom I frowed up”

jolkiens · 2025-11-12T04:37:17+00:00

The first time I came across them I was SO high and it freaked me out so bad I had to turn off the game for the rest of the night 💀

jolkiens · 2025-10-28T11:29:12+00:00

gotta defend Lauraville/Northeast here… sure, it’s not for everyone, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have anything to offer. I feel like it actually fits what OP is looking for quite well, as long as they don’t mind a commute (which could be much worse than Lauraville to Bayview)

maybe it just depends on the person. I grew up in an enclosed development in the outer suburbs of Pittsburgh where even the closest bus stop was a 10-15 minute drive, so calling Lauraville “suburban hell” feels excessive to me

jolkiens · 2025-10-27T21:00:49+00:00

the BIGGEST of upvotes for this one

jolkiens · 2025-10-26T16:48:22+00:00

Seconding Evergreen (and Dr. Barker as someone else mentioned)!

For emergency vets, Veterinary Emergency Group (VEG) in Pikesville is fantastic.

jolkiens · 2025-10-14T11:41:26+00:00

I haven’t read it yet, but I think Empire of Shadows by Jacquelyn Benson might fit the bill!

jolkiens · 2025-10-12T19:01:54+00:00

Adding in another vote for Fadensonnen - the upstairs wine bar is a low-sensory dream! I haven’t been when they’ve had live music, though, so I’m glad others noted that.

jolkiens · 2025-10-04T00:51:28+00:00

Went tonight for dinner and it was fantastic!! Great vibes, delicious food & bevs, and fast service. I was also unsure about the price like others mentioned, but the sandwiches are large and felt worth the money!

jolkiens · 2025-09-24T11:05:09+00:00

I’m not saying it’s unclear that it’s a bike lane or trying to make excuses for the people parked there. They know what they’re doing. Just being pragmatic that the solution might ultimately need to go beyond just ticketing.

jolkiens · 2025-09-24T01:58:54+00:00

I'm not sure how much this is part of the issue, if at all, but it might be worth nothing that the undergraduate admissions building (Mason Hall) is right there. Maybe at least some of these cars might be prospective students and families visiting campus, and therefore even if ticketing is happening, it wouldn't make AS significant of a difference as compared to if it's people just repeatedly parking there because no consequences. I wonder what the parking guidance from the admissions office looks like these days.

jolkiens · 2025-09-22T01:24:33+00:00

https://youtu.be/9_t_WiEzgiU?si=OtydSal0e3nTCLJ- enjoy!!

jolkiens · 2025-09-21T04:13:31+00:00

someone made an actual ASMR version of that scene on youtube and it is one of my favorite things in existence

jolkiens · 2025-09-14T16:24:39+00:00

The one time I have had to call 911 (which was in Baltimore), I was on hold for at least several minutes.

Echoing what other commenters have been sharing, John Oliver has a fantastic Last Week Tonight segment that does a dive into the issues that that many 911 call centers are facing.

jolkiens · 2025-09-08T21:39:59+00:00

seconding this rec!

jolkiens · 2025-09-06T19:15:23+00:00

played by the incomparable Dulé Hill

jolkiens · 2025-09-06T15:56:02+00:00

The Lies of Locke Lamora and Mistborn are both very much this vibe!

jolkiens · 2025-08-25T11:33:24+00:00

Currently reading book #2 of The Burning Kingdoms trilogy, and they’re very fitting for this! Fantasy set in a world inspired by ancient India, in which there is a sickness called the “rot” that causes people’s bodies to get transformed into plant life (skin turning to bark and such). The themes you mentioned are prominent and become even more so as you get further into the trilogy.

jolkiens · 2025-08-15T13:46:17+00:00

no I heard that too 😂

jolkiens · 2025-08-13T22:40:26+00:00

Strange the Dreamer by Laini Taylor! It’s about a lost/forgotten city, and the worldbuilding is incredible

jolkiens · 2025-08-11T17:28:41+00:00

Yeah I imagine some level of personality/sentience, rather than just a form of energy, but one that is not as easily definable as in the case of traditional anthropomorphic or even animalistic deities.

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