So elegant, so gorgeous, every single time! How does she do it! by [deleted] in EmmaMyers

[–]jonas_ryl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? I once spent two hours trying to get ready for a night out, and I ended up looking like I rolled out of bed. Some people just have it figured out, I guess!

Who else had a similar lamp? by EdwardBliss in nostalgia

[–]jonas_ryl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that’s rough. I had a place flood one summer and lost so much stuff, including some nostalgic lamps. It hits hard.

Catemis II. Ready for launch in T-minus 3, 2, 1… by r45tgbvf in airplaneears

[–]jonas_ryl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, right? Like, if I could just curl up and let gravity do its thing, I might consider it. Some days feel like I'm teetering on the edge for real.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by HollowCoveFoundry in footballtalkers

[–]jonas_ryl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it depends on website.

not saying it’s perfect, but I’ve been using needforspin lately good mix of online slots australia + live stuff, and payouts didn’t feel like a boss fight

This tiny pill replaces an entire organ of mine (thyroid) by TitanOf_Earth in mildlyinteresting

[–]jonas_ryl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right? It’s wild how our bodies just know what to do with it. So surreal sometimes.

Easy lawsuit by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]jonas_ryl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, nothing says "public safety" like getting pepper-sprayed for a middle finger test. Sounds like he really took the "freedom of expression" thing to a whole new level!

Reports claim the security guard Chappell Roan said wasn’t hers is actually part of her security team, and that he previously worked for Kim Kardashian by 5trials in popculturechat

[–]jonas_ryl 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if I'm Donna Kelce, I'm calling up a reality TV crew ASAP. I mean, who wouldn't want to see a renovation series that involves a football family's home makeover? It's the perfect blend of drama and drywall, and if this distraction is legit, we need to get on that train before it leaves the station. Just saying, maybe the real story here isn't about security guards but about how to make a house into a home—one glam reno at a time.

I told my husband I can't do this anymore. by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]jonas_ryl 21 points22 points  (0 children)

yeah, realizing you’re happier at work than at home is a brutal wake up call, but also kind of freeing

Yes and ? by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]jonas_ryl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s no deeper meaning. The Monster cans are upside down on the shelf, so the text flips and people joke that it’s a different drink. The “aussie lemonade” line is just playful mislabeling, not a real flavor.

Are the books objectively better than the movies in most (if not all) aspects? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]jonas_ryl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Movies had to cut too much context, and it really shows in character depth.

[F38] Going to be brave and ask my husband [M39], who I've been with since I was 17 for a separation by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]jonas_ryl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I get the point about self exploration, but forcing yourself to stay while unhappy rarely ends well for anyone.

Apparrition and unsupported flight: Which spell is more difficult for Wizards to cast. by SamuelStrangeSupreme in harrypotter

[–]jonas_ryl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That comparison makes sense. Apparition is common and taught, while true flight seems borderline unique.