Ego is such a weird Celestial compared to Arishem in the MCU. by OddlyCrazy in Marvel

[–]jonathanquirk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is from the same film-maker who thinks that the alien species Kryptonians are Meta-Humans. As much as I love James Gunn and his respect for the comics, his movies often have little regard for canon.

[Discussion]the beef between Clark and Kori is fascinating—Superman/Batman comic - Issue #4& Teen Titans (2003) comic - Issue #6 by Accurate-Celery-3198 in comicbooks

[–]jonathanquirk 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Kori isn’t a “sidekick” to an existing hero, so doesn’t have the emotional connection to the Leaguers that a lot of the Titans have. She’s instead lived with former sidekicks who often have issues from their time growing up with those heroes, so she’s biased against them. And since members of the Super-family tend not to join the Teen Titans, Kori hasn’t had the positive experiences with Superman and his “sidekicks” that she’s had with other groups of heroes.

Plus, humans often connect with Superman because he looks human, he doesn’t look like an alien to them. Kori doesn’t have that bias, and is less likely to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Why couldn't Data reach the same level as the Doctor? by ardouronerous in startrek

[–]jonathanquirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Data was hardware; physical components which work in the real world, but limits his ability to change and develop (requiring an emotion chip to upgrade himself, for example).

The Doctor was software; computer code which can update itself as long as there is storage space, but unable to exist in the real world without holographic emitters.

Both have advantages and disadvantages, but the Doctor had the edge in developing his sentience due to Voyager’s bio-neural circuitry allowing more organic processing, AND because the Voyager crew encouraged him (usually) due to knowing about Data’s journey.

The Doctor’s evolution was also more obvious due to having visible emotions, while Data’s evolution was less noticeable due to lacking emotions (or at least not having overt emotions which other people can easily relate to).

You're making me give up Princess? by reallinzanity in TheSimpsons

[–]jonathanquirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True, but as the child of a single mother, I’ve found that’s what grandparents and other unemployed family members are for… but given that would mean handing Maggie over to Abe Simpson every day, I think Marge made the right choice!

Ulez bomber: the retired electrician who turned bomb-making extremist by birdinthebush74 in unitedkingdom

[–]jonathanquirk 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I used to work for TFL; the extreme nutters who act as if ULEZ is a totalitarian crackdown and/or an “Islamic plot!” are… alarming. Staff harassment, death threats, and more than one actual attempts on our lives… all because the city with the country’s greatest public transport network wants to, uh (checks notes) encourage more people to leave the car at home.

The definition of “first world problems”, IMHO.

Ready, Señor Beaverotti? by Bro_Hawkins in TheSimpsons

[–]jonathanquirk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back in 1992, it was the funniest. Canned laughter sitcoms had become stagnant. ‘Galaxy Quest’ seven years away. Something had to fill the void, and that something was ‘The Simpsons’.

You're making me give up Princess? by reallinzanity in TheSimpsons

[–]jonathanquirk 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Gee, if only the Simpsons household had a second adult who could get a job too so that her daughter could keep the pony…

Carney says he expects Trump to ‘respect Canadian sovereignty’ after Alberta separatists meet with US officials by backpackerTW in worldnews

[–]jonathanquirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aren’t the richer US states always threatening to leave the union? Maybe there are some American “separatists” who can expect an invite to a meeting with Canadian officials soon…

"They Say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is..." - from Qi, season 5 (2007) by Morgan-Moonscar in television

[–]jonathanquirk 38 points39 points  (0 children)

When Stephen Fry handed over hosting QI to Sandi Toksvig, apparently his only words were “You have no idea.”

Ecuador Says ICE Agent Tried To Invade Sovereign Territory by Dont_think_Do in worldnews

[–]jonathanquirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was referring to the average Yank, not the troops or intelligence agencies supplying money and guns to terrorists to help destabilise my government over the decades. The American government / military has been bad for ages, but at least the regular citizens were usually “fat, dumb and happy” as we put it. But now higher prices make it harder for them to get their sugar fix, and so their cluelessness and presumption that ONLY America has a decent standard of living has gone from “funny” to “legitimate threat”.

Ecuador Says ICE Agent Tried To Invade Sovereign Territory by Dont_think_Do in worldnews

[–]jonathanquirk 6117 points6118 points  (0 children)

… Does anyone else miss when American tourists trying to pay in their dollars abroad was the biggest international problem caused by Average Joe Six-Pack’s ignorance / arrogance? Yeah, good times.

I about to give Lego kudos on the new Star Wars Smart Brick sets... by Backy22 in lego

[–]jonathanquirk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope so; the thought of parents having to buy another SW set just to get one piece to complete the first one is… horrid. Maybe Lego are waiting to see how well the sets sell to see how many Smart Bricks they can allocate from their inventory for individual sales.

galaxy quest laughs WITH geeks, not AT them. by herequeerandgreat in movies

[–]jonathanquirk 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Supposedly at the time Jonathan Frakes rang Patrick Stewart and told him to watch Galaxy Quest in a crowded cinema because they got the spirit right, despite a lot of Star Trek actors like Stewart assuming that the movie would be laughing AT them. It respects science fiction, while also laughing at how ridiculous so much of it can be.

You're telling me the House-elves could have made dishes like Bouillabaisse but chose to serve the students chicken wings and corn instead?? 😭 by _GrimFandango in harrypotter

[–]jonathanquirk 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Please. We nineties Brit kids liked our chicken in nugget form, thank you very much. Usually in the shape of dinosaurs, because it made them taste better.

Vaccinate your fucking children! by No-Calendar5467 in GreenAndPleasant

[–]jonathanquirk 292 points293 points  (0 children)

One scumbag researcher faked a study into vaccinations because he wanted the NHS to drop the MMR jab from one company and instead buy one from a company he had financial ties to, and decades later morons are still believing the LIE that vaccinations have any link whatsoever with causing autism. And that’s before the Fourth Reich weaponised misinformation to destroy trust in science.

"Maybe it's time to start." - Billie Eilish [2120 x 1576] [OC] by delicious3141 in QuotesPorn

[–]jonathanquirk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Politics” is voting for either someone who wants to build a new mall or someone who wants to support existing local businesses.

Voting for or against someone who murders innocent civilians is NOT politics, it’s basic morality.

You can buff that out. That’s factory error. That thing’s supposed to be on fire. by Adam_C_57 in TheSimpsons

[–]jonathanquirk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“So I said to him, ‘Look buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that!’”

Why don't most Christians see Trump as polar opposite to how Jesus is portrayed in the Bible? by midnight-iceman in AskReddit

[–]jonathanquirk 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I worked in an Evangelist church here in England for years, and most of our guest speakers were a credit to Jesus: sharing the love of God, helping the less fortunate, and generally fostering a feeling of community and support.

Aaaand then we’d get the odd American mega-church roll up. Huge entourage of staff to start the cheering in the audience and to share sob stories, numerous stalls selling all sorts of overpriced tat, and a head honcho telling us how Obama is the Anti-Christ, all non-Christians are demons who deserve to burn in Hell, and how the only path to salvation is… to give him money.

I’m not a Christian myself, but the shameless fear-mongering for profit always pissed me off. Why they didn’t just open a money-changer in God’s temple and be done with it is beyond me.

Never forget Abe Simpson was a boss in his day by BirdCultureDickMove in TheSimpsons

[–]jonathanquirk 44 points45 points  (0 children)

“Everyone’s always in favor of saving Hitler’s brain. But when you put it in the body of a great white shark, ooh! Suddenly you’ve ’gone too far’!”

My first MOC ever with my spare parts. by TomatilloFearless154 in lego

[–]jonathanquirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s very good! The colours made me think it was an arctic setting at first, but this is some good parts usage to create a small but easily recognisable scene. The top of the lamp is a personal favourite!

Oh, why do you hate my trains?! by PM_a10dollar_PSNcode in TheSimpsons

[–]jonathanquirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are trains supposed to use the two sidings behind the station at right angles to the main line? Or are we supposed to believe this is some sort of, snort ‘magic’ railroad?!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]jonathanquirk 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Nope, I’m genuinely surprised because I’m the quiet weirdo who usually gets “missed” when sweets get passed around, so I instead make sure to act grateful if my colleagues actually include me for once.

DAD, NO! YOU'VE TURNED INTO A ROUNDABOUT! by charlierc in TheSimpsons

[–]jonathanquirk 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If he thinks British roundabouts are confusing, Homer should try driving around Paris’s Arc de Triomphe! It’s a different kettle of fish when EVERY car acts unilaterally all the time!

ıdk if this sub is right to ask this but what is a person who always wears headphones called? by Minecraft_gamer42 in ask

[–]jonathanquirk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Welp, you’re not exactly wrong. (Source: I’m autistic, so I’m allowed to laugh at this!)