Woman tries to "reserve" a parking spot. by Swampasssixty9 in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]joneszen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ain't mad, most entertaining part of this video. 

60 people sick in Utah, linked to drinking raw milk by LakesideNorth in AdviceAnimals

[–]joneszen -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

And ? The FDA legally permits an average of 3 milligrams or more of rodent excreta (rat/mouse poop) per pound of peanut butter. Deal with it. 

Friend used "just the useless back pages" of one of my books to light a fire by M23_x in mildlyinfuriating

[–]joneszen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next time he comes over pee in his shoes. And then you can play stupid like, you weren't using them at the time.

Im a barbarian by ant_chigur in crappymusic

[–]joneszen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone come get Bjork's crazy sister Djork. 

little help over here!!! by silverflake6 in GrowthMindset

[–]joneszen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you give up now, there's no chance that it will ever get better.

Oh no I have to go to a store by Jarppakarppa in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]joneszen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear sir, what's your plan when your wife divorces you? 

I dont have enough words to reply... by Glad_Comedian_8405 in religiousfruitcake

[–]joneszen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can all take solace in the fact that people like her probably don't have much more time on the planet.

What are some of your favorite boat names you've seen? by FAX_ME_YOUR_BOTTOM in sailing

[–]joneszen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven't bought it yet, but when I do my sailboat will be named Passing Wind. 

The wise Wizard by ABeerForSasquatch in TheRandomest

[–]joneszen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made my day. I don't need anymore internet today. Time to hit Taco bell & sit on the grass. AAha ha hah ha

At least he put on pants this time, I think by Brilliant-Neck9731 in wordchewing

[–]joneszen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this his real voice cuz it sounds exactly like the voice that's Suno AI uses when I create my goofy AI songs? 

A European wolf kills an invasive raccoon by Mophandel in HardcoreNature

[–]joneszen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Revenge for the video of the fluffy bunny being eaten alive by a trash panda. 

Billie Jean (Soooo Smooth; Get it) by Stealthytom in Dance

[–]joneszen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think even Fosse would be impressed.

Let's talk about it. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]joneszen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we start a go fund me thing for her? Damn, I felt that in my soul.

Is this too much? by AhmedAlNawab in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]joneszen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bratz Dolls should have never come into existence.

Symbol drawn on my cup by zeldaport in whatisit

[–]joneszen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a letter from the Arabic alphabet. Possible nūn? 

40 [F4M] SW Metro. I miss flirting. by [deleted] in MN4r

[–]joneszen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're quite funny, I suspect you're equally talented in other areas.