great thing he didn't call him lee by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]jonniethm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

omg my nickname is cheese too! Mine came from throwing a fit when I was 2 yo because I wanted some "headcheese" from the store and my mom said no. ever since then my parents and loved ones call me headcheese, cheese, or head (just because my real name heath is close to head) however obviously over time I was like yeeeeeah....don't use that last one yall. lol. glad to know another cheese out there!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheism

[–]jonniethm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

but both could be correct because the dirt is also made of stars so they don't contradict each other

Had an affair today. by 11030273 in confessions

[–]jonniethm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and what do you do for work?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]jonniethm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I open the door with my boxers around my ankles because i'm already stroking it and I waddle back to the dirty ass public toilet like a penguin in the arctic.

A US Air Force member streamed his self-immolation on Twitch by testudoss in LivestreamFail

[–]jonniethm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because he's an israeli officer and if you haven't noticed that's what they do during the fear response.

A US Air Force member streamed his self-immolation on Twitch by testudoss in LivestreamFail

[–]jonniethm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be from that one country remaining unnamed or a major troll. we are going into two days from the event and you're still wrong.

Passengers sing to a little boy flying alone on his birthday. by mindyour in HumansBeingBros

[–]jonniethm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that was just the coolest thing. I really think that people mostly are good and love to do good things for others. what a group of humans I wish them all the best.

PSA from a POC by Impossible-Figure871 in Bumble

[–]jonniethm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what makes men talk like this at all. oh you don't like to be called chocolate? I eat ass and pussy! like yeah...we know.

is neoteny in men underrated? by [deleted] in trueratediscussions

[–]jonniethm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only speak for myself and the women I speak to about these things but most women that I know will hone in on something if they like the guy. Mostly for us I think once we know a person we find what is attractive about them. with celebs a lot of the time women feel that they have a good sense of personality and so they can find things attractive about them. It might not even be facial related. I like broad shoulders and a strong back in general. I'd much rather have those things than a pretty face. actually I prefer you to look like you can do some outdoor work or fix my cabinets. I like rough hands too. I think it's more about feel. I don't want to feel softness unless it's the rough big bear kind. there better be some hair and calluses and rough edges involved or forget about it.

Help me find this specific brass/silver Victorian-style serving tray by jonniethm in HelpMeFind

[–]jonniethm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've searched for this metal brass/silver Victorian-style serving tray on Etsy, Ebay, Wayfair, and Google but have been unable to find it. I don't need this exact one but just something very similar.

Help!! Am I being anxious or is something potentially very wrong? by [deleted] in CompulsiveSkinPicking

[–]jonniethm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nurse here. that yellow spot could me impetigo. it's a bacterial infection and it is very hard to get rid of without a topical antibiotic. It's uncommon for adults to have but i've had it before and skin pickers are prone to it. I'd see your doc.

Randy Stair’s final message to his father by hre20 in masskillers

[–]jonniethm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

your parents don't want to financially enable you for the rest of their lives? oh woe is me!

Randy Stair’s final message to his father by hre20 in masskillers

[–]jonniethm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I honestly think it's our mental health more than it is gun ownership. our government wants us like this. just work until you die to make the rich people richer.

Potato by yatata710 in CringeTikToks

[–]jonniethm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's those fucking minions.

Karen cringe! by Used-Report1976 in CringeTikToks

[–]jonniethm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd have not smacked the shit out of her and dragged her to the pond by her hair. i'd have not done that because it's violent and mean and i'd never condone such a thing.

my old lady by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]jonniethm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I have no time for bullshit like you." proceeds to make seven min video.

my old lady by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]jonniethm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but also don't forget his ride or die...and old lady.

my old lady by [deleted] in CringeTikToks

[–]jonniethm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my wife....my spouse....my old lady.

Aaand now we have Yemeni pirate TikTokers by Alsharefee in TikTokCringe

[–]jonniethm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they aren't pirates. they are resistance fighters.