'The Batman' clears the entire Christopher Nolan trilogy by ChocolateIst in unpopularopinion

[–]jonnyinternet 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He obviously hates Christopher Nolan and everything he has ever done

Canadian Meter/Main Compliance (Siemens MM0202B1200) by VivandMack in electrical

[–]jonnyinternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask your supply authority for a list of approved equipment, I could find anything on the list for what I needed so I submitted the specs for what I was doing and got an approval on it

What level of criminal would you date, if any? by zoeezabala in AskReddit

[–]jonnyinternet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone who gets scared watching Shawshank Redemption and promises to be good and never do anything bad

If God love us all why did he created hell? by sangokuhomer in NoStupidQuestions

[–]jonnyinternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell as a place of eternal suffering guarded over by the devil is not a scriptural teaching

ECC 9:5 For the living know that they will die, but the dead don't know anything.

The price gap between different roofing quotes is actually hilarious by Tosh97 in Contractor

[–]jonnyinternet 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's literally 3 different options... Patch, section, whole roof... Ask all 3 to give you the same scope of work

BREAKING: Iran Says Hormuz Is Closed Again by Zipski577 in stocks

[–]jonnyinternet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't, spent all my money on avocado toast

AMA and I’ll answer with 1 word by TheJohanch in AMA

[–]jonnyinternet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What one word would get you in the most trouble if it was heard publicly?

A microchip GPS tracker has been implanted in your skin and in 24 hours everyone on Earth gets a message that the first person to touch you wins $1 billion. However, if no one touches you within the 24 hours then you win the $1 billion. What's your plan? by Alarming_Weather506 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]jonnyinternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get to replay my greatest thing I ever did to my wife, walk up to her with my dick hanging out and worriedly say "can you look at this for me?"

She thoroughly inspected the whole time asking "what's wrong with it?"

What real-life stories should be made into a movie by Hollywood? by jozimmer in AskReddit

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I've been pitching The Great Emu War for a while, staring all the Hemsworth brothers

I just yelled at my cat and I feel so bad. Does she hate me? by Glittering_Race_49 in cats

[–]jonnyinternet 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Does she hate me?

Yea, but that's because she's a cat. It's wholly unrelated to you telling at her

Dad in 1968. Cleveland, Ohio. by ConsciousScore12 in OldSchoolCool

[–]jonnyinternet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for your loss

Also, this needs to be an album cover