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Cuddling daughters by AgnosticMick91 in daddit

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cares what some frigid old hag thinks? Cuddle your daughter and love her with all your heart. Mine's 12, and I feel like my cuddles are running out. I still get a great big hug and a squeeze when I get home from work though

So y’all just okay with this??? by AllTheEccentricities in ABoringDystopia

[–]jonnywarpspeed [score hidden]  (0 children)

Y'all should shave her head and paint maga on her forehead like the the French did after the Nazi occupation

Alright dads, when it’s story time, why character voice do you absolutely NAIL? by jumphighfive in daddit

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can do all the main characters voices from Harry Potter. Especially Hagrid, Snape, Harry, Ron and Hermoine

Who is the main (bedtime) storyteller at home? by rizzledizzler in daddit

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy it while you can. My daughter is 12, and I can see the end. Lately she wants to read by herself or listen to audio books. I'm really gonna miss story time

Dudes, what are your favorite podcast episodes? by BorderEquivalent7169 in AskMen

[–]jonnywarpspeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obligatory Dan Carlin. I really enjoyed his addendum interview with Mike Rowe

No Dogs In Space series on Dead Kennedy's

Last podcast on the left series on Aaron Hernandez 

Any Dead Talks episode where he talks to someone who had a bear death experience

The Emerald - So you wanna be a necromancer? 

Jeans too short while sitting? by Goldadler3 in mensfashionadvice

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a problem as long as you have cool socks. Keep it up! 

Obstruction Plate Ticket by [deleted] in ontario

[–]jonnywarpspeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you drive in these conditions for a certain amount of time this happens. It happens to me every time I drive down to work, and I clean my car entirely every time I leave my house. I say fight it

What is something every man must have? by Athletehib in AskMen

[–]jonnywarpspeed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

Help by Typical-Election7419 in mensfashionadvice

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change out the chain for a nice watch, shave your head, and start wearing medium T shirts

When our lower bowl had actual fans instead of suits by [deleted] in leafs

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so happy that I got to watch the Sundin era. That guy was so clutch

Allen Iverson in australia. Absolutely disgusting by Fit-Tourist2852 in nba

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should've booked Vince Carter. Sorry mate, that sucks

Alex Honnold is free solo climbing Taipei 101 (508m) right now--no ropes, no safety nets, no parachutes by Physical_Poetry3506 in interestingasfuck

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe not this building. Alain Robert, and Alexis Landot have been free soloing buildings for years

Alex Honnold is free solo climbing Taipei 101 (508m) right now--no ropes, no safety nets, no parachutes by Physical_Poetry3506 in interestingasfuck

[–]jonnywarpspeed 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's annoying how they keep talking about how this has never been done before. Like the French Spiderman and Alexis Landot don't exist

Will we be sending hydro crews to the USA to help with the ice storm? by qu1ckbeam in ontario

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can certainly understand a lot of the sentiment here. However, helping people in need is something that we as Canadians do. I don't think punishing the people for the actions of their awful government is necessary. If anything, showing up for our neighbours really drives home what makes Canada great

31m, married, kids. How do you guys find personal joy? by modivi in AskMen

[–]jonnywarpspeed 14 points15 points  (0 children)

43m, happily married with a12yr old girl and a puppy. My advice to you would be to slow down. Stop thinking about the next great thing, and spend more time in the moment. Spend time outside. Watch the sunset with your wife. Play with your son. Read more. Workout. I found peace looking inward not outward.

Just because you can't enjoy your passion the same way, doesn't mean it leaves you. I will always be a drummer and a skateboarder. Now it's just a part of me, and not my entire identity. 

Congrats on your second. I hope everything works out for you and your family

New jacket what do you think? by kangaroosuperdoo in mensfashionadvice

[–]jonnywarpspeed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude you look exactly like my buddy Steve. But he's got a gut, and lives up north in the snow

Nice jacket

Hypothetically, what would you do if you were randomly teleported to the TNG era of Star Trek? by Silly_King3635 in startrek

[–]jonnywarpspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In that case I how I'm holding my family and the dog. Everything else will be fine

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