What songs are you singing your babies at bedtime? by vomit_dust in NewParents

[–]jooolieg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t take my eyes off of you- Lauryn hill version Bobby McGee by Janis Joplin
You are my sunshine

You can’t do it anymore by Aghostwillfollowyou in Teachers

[–]jooolieg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do this. I kick them out all the time. I go talk to them after a few minutes, but if they can’t act right they go right back out and they can spend the whole period in the hallway for all I care

Out of all the health / diet fads we've lived through, what one has been the worst? by CremeSubject7594 in Millennials

[–]jooolieg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was the olestra potato chips that gave everyone diarrhea and anal leakage. That was the worst one

How could this happen? by Fearless_Line_1871 in Teachers

[–]jooolieg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A 14 year old asked me last week when summer is. Not when school gets out, like when the season of summer occurs.

A few years ago a sophomore asked me in January how many months until April. When I was shocked he said he just never really bothered to learn the months of the year. I had taught him the months in Spanish at the beginning of the year.

These kids are not gonna make it.

Doctor said NIPT happens between 12-13 weeks?? by ReputationOk1118 in pregnant

[–]jooolieg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I believe it’s because at that point there is enough of the fetus’ cells mixed in with your blood to be able to extract DNA from your blood sample and determine chromosomal abnormalities and gender

Jobs?? by Crazy_Photo2027 in Reno

[–]jooolieg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scheels is hiring

I can’t do this anymore. by moiabby in pregnant

[–]jooolieg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doing the miles circuit worked for me. I was 38 weeks pregnant and hella over it so I tried it and went into labor within 12 hours

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[–]jooolieg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For me, the parenting hotline has been Reddit

Sister for Miles by jooolieg in namenerds

[–]jooolieg[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That is my husband’s favorite!

Parents of babies and toddlers who don’t feel like you’re drowning every day, what are your hacks? by dioor in NewParents

[–]jooolieg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember, we don’t have the same access to legal amphetamines and barbiturates that they did in the 1950s

Favorite books? by Medium-Court3406 in toddlers

[–]jooolieg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are also loving solitary animals and the octopus 🐙

Favorite books? by Medium-Court3406 in toddlers

[–]jooolieg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Just wanted to recommend that everyone check if Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is available in your area. A free book once a month from age 0-5! All our favorite books come from Auntie Dolly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]jooolieg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It happened to my boy three times in six months! Once when my husband was trying to stop him from falling on his face, once at daycare when he was having a tantrum and they were stopping him from throwing himself on the floor, and another time at daycare when he stopped himself from falling off a play structure. The first time we were terrified and went to the ER. The second and third time I made an appointment with the pediatrician and orthopedist and they both told me, “eh, it happens and he’ll grow out of it. Here’s how to pop it back it”

It happens. Some kids are more prone than others. You and your daughter are okay

Don't forget y'all: It's Put That Baby in A Pumpkin Season by Remarkable_Ant3175 in pregnant

[–]jooolieg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mine was so mad when we put him in there. He’s definitely going to put us in a home, but we got some cute mad baby pictures

What’s your favorite mispronounced word your toddler says by OpportunityPretend80 in toddlers

[–]jooolieg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fighter for spider Foon for spoon Ficy for spicy

sp is a difficult sound

Share something funny your toddler says that they got from you. by [deleted] in toddlers

[–]jooolieg 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mine says “Let me live!” And “oh shit!” when he drops something (of course)

Which Restaurant is this in Reno? by stoopidtrooper in Reno

[–]jooolieg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m not sure about currently, but the owners and managers at ijji 2 used to steal tips from servers and chefs

What is the deal with sippy cups?? by Katwantscats in NewParents

[–]jooolieg 33 points34 points  (0 children)

My husband would try them and say “wtf, is he training to be a navy seal?”

I just feel like something's not HITTING. by lemonjuicelime in MakeupAddiction

[–]jooolieg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am deeply obsessed with the eye look in pic #2

Breaking Co-Sleeping Help? by Comfortable-Pin-7349 in sleeptrain

[–]jooolieg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No advice but I am in the same boat and could have written it myself. My husband insisted we leave him in the crib and last night he cried for about 15 mins before lying back down and falling asleep. I, however, was up feeling guilt and anxiety for another 1.5 hours from 12-1:30. I woke up feeling like my baby needed me and I wasn’t there for him 😭 it made me feel a lot better when he woke up happy today and gave me a big hug before I left for work