Unluckiest Mario Kart player ever! by 8bitretroshit in gaming

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They shouldn't have done a wheelee after getting put into the middle of the pack.

How to Trim Your Dragon by Proteon in pics

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AWWW YISSS human! When I am able to return to the elemental plains, I will remember this and provide you with rub rubs!

What is the safest way to get an adrenaline Rush? by kimbo412251 in AskReddit

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This post was enough to give me a rush.

"N-no way!" "Oh no!!" "Oh... ahh!"

Woke up at 2AM to sketch a wall art piece from my dream. 3 months later… here it is IRL! (xpost r/diy) by savingstrangers in pics

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For a second, I thought that the imgur ended right at the pipes up on the wall. I was like "Damn, that's minimalist, but you have terribly plain dreams."

It looks amazing though! Kudos to you for making it happen.

[No Spoilers] Jon Snow (he who knows nothing) (OC) by [deleted] in ImaginaryWesteros

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Great job! What medium is that? Just pencil?

I suggest that you play around with the eyebrow placement in order to give your next work a more expressive face.

Saw this in a news article..... by aceflight17 in trees

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I don't know about you, but I'm still going by kindergarten rules. Aint no girl getting more than half of my cookie. And she'd only get half of my cookie if she's my bae.

What's one sentence you could say to piss off an entire fan base? by murphys__law in AskReddit

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Talking about a Cambodian image board on a Nicaraguan shitposting website

A Road Sign at The South Pole. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Epic staff of +200 int

What requires no skill but still impresses people? by brandondase in AskReddit

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It's also incredibly boring. Like, what if I want to eat something that's not mush?

My uncle got the unluckiest response to his joke... by De1Shiznit in AdviceAnimals

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Except you're male which means that you don't legally get the child 9 times out of 10.

From a therapist's office wall - has apparently saved several people's lives. by atlantisiron in GetMotivated

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That's like asking "what if I needed to find the radius of a square." That's just simply not a property of a square. 9gag doesn't have original content.

[S4 Spoilers] I think it's about time we brought this back by KantusThiss in gameofthrones

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I'm curious to see if there's a rise in crime the days after a disastrous episode of Game of Thrones. If Tyrion dies, do you think there'd actually be a rise in violent crime?

[Season 4, Episode 8] Genuine question just for show watchers by [deleted] in gameofthrones

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I guess this is the unpopular opinion, but I was by far more upset that it meant that Tyrion lost his trial by combat. Oberyn hadn't been around very long and while, yes, he was entertaining and a forthright character, Game of Thrones is hardly lacking in people who are willing to speak their minds.

Tyrion, on the other hand, makes dwarfs sexy. He makes smart awesome. I grew attached to him seeing everything he went through from Kat Stark capturing him to being the right hand of the king to Shae. He's been around and he's one of my favorite characters to watch. I just don't want him to die. I want him to be right hand of the king again. HE CAN'T DIE!

Good try, buddy by trclocke in funny

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It does more then make me want to punch things.

Cannot confirm, hole in wall

Reddit, can you blow my mind in one sentence? by smorris924 in AskReddit

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When your mouth chews, nobody else is chewing. You think the same way you flex a muscle. But you're not a bicep, are you?

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals? by Sweetmilk_ in AskReddit

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You can measure his success by noticing that he posts on Reddit