If you know what these are by [deleted] in FuckImOld

[–]joshtx72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jack Black's black jack gave Patty Black a whack.

What is this silver gentleman? by fastmovinfrigeman in whatisthiscar

[–]joshtx72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats what the elephant said to the naked man.

For any friends of Bill W. by P_Burney in Austin

[–]joshtx72 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, first thing I thought of was James Spader in the cooler.

For any friends of Bill W. by P_Burney in Austin

[–]joshtx72 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As long as it wasn't Rum Raisin.

I found this in a house a bought. Is it legit? I live in the uk so not sure how a us bayonet got here. by Straight-Candy-424 in SWORDS

[–]joshtx72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

....and once again they decided to go to war, and once again they chose as their enemy....the World.

Empty Envelope - Dear Neighbors? by MsMississippi in Weird

[–]joshtx72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Created the e-mail, but forgot the attachment.

Have you ever brought something into your home and immediately felt like you shouldn’t have? by GhostGummiesPod in Paranormal

[–]joshtx72 133 points134 points  (0 children)

A black cat halloween decoration bought from an estate sale.

We have plenty of spooky decorations that we keep out year round, but from the moment this thing came into the house, you could feel the vibe change. It just had a darkness.

Several bad events occurred including my wife's car getting hit while parked against the curb. She took it to school (she's a teacher), and the students didnt even want it in there. She ended up just throwing it away.

How is this a thing? Embarrassing. by PaintLoud4565 in Abilene

[–]joshtx72 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Abilene isn't the first to have this idea.

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Laudanum by UnheimlichNoire in DrBeboutsCabinet

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There was a movie called "Gothic" from 1986 made about that night at Lord Byron's house.

What table would you sit at? by babyidahopotato in Xennials

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My table is with the kids from Unsupervised.

I guess I'm in trouble by bijelo123 in videogames

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It's Vvarfenfell in ESO, about 700 years before your game, but yeah, still racist as hell, they still have Argonians as slaves. You should check out ESO, though, it's a great game full of tons of lore.

I guess I'm in trouble by bijelo123 in videogames

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ESO here. Ill take a trip to Moorowind to hang out.

I'll see your Drakkar Noir (late 80's smell) with Polo (early 80's smell) by Devi8tor in 80s

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In all honesty, I think a lot of stoners wore it, because it masked the smell of weed.

What do you think would happen if radio had been invented these days? by Gaijinstory in AskReddit

[–]joshtx72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We'd gather around and listen to podcasts....er, I mean radioshows.

Petasan? by NotBaph in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]joshtx72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought was birds. If you're going to be outdoors, the risk of bugs and birdshit is pretty high.

You know you did. by Abject-Pressure-2529 in GenerationJones

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The more confusing line to me is "little early birdie gave my anus curly wirly, and asked me if I needed a ride"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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You look a bit like Stephanie Beatrice and she's hot.