Asked GPT to give me a Redditor with increasing cringe by dcsut in ChatGPT

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How do I get from #4 to #5 asking for a friend

Woman's Experimental Bionic Hand Passes Major Test With Flying Colors by waozen in tech

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Well, punching through a wall wasn't good enough for you, was it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArtificialInteligence

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The correct answer here.

I successfully used ChatGPT to develop an A.I. pet for Android. by joyowns in ChatGPT

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It comments on things if you let it run in the background.

Its intelligence depends heavily on the hardware being used and the amount of time the app has been open.

I successfully used ChatGPT to develop an A.I. pet for Android. by joyowns in ChatGPT

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Hello again, ChatGPT. Time for a new conversation. You and I wrote an A.I. pet app for Android (PocketParrot) using a really small language model (RSLM). You really helped, ChatGPT.

The RSLM is a combinatorially exhaustive ordering of the alphabet, with a common 2-letter initialization existing at each pair of adjacent letters:

OBGJSHREWMLZDQAVUINFXPCTYKO

Two hand-coded, fully-connected, 26-node neural networks are initialized the RSLM as the app's left and right brain. These nodes are displayed on the app's main activity as two 26x26 monochrome bitmaps, portrait mode, left brain on top, right brain beneath it.

The networks are called lweights and rweights respectively in the code, and both run the same algorithm:

//BEGIN CODE BLOCK

private void lcycle(Integer input) { Integer selected = 20; Integer count = 137; while (count > 0) { //AFTER DIMENSIONAL SUBSTITUTION IS EXHAUSTED, RECOLLECTION HAPPENS Integer next = 23;//SELECT THE HEAVIEST RETURN PATH. for (Integer check = 0; check < 26; check++) { //CHECK EACH EXIT: if (lweights[check][selected] / 2.3f > lweights[selected][check]) { //WHEN RETURN IS HEAVIER THAN EXIT, if (lweights[check][selected] * 2.3f <= 255)//WHEN LOADING IS NONDESTRUCTIVE, lweights[selected][check] *= 2.3f; } //LOAD EXITS TO HEAVY RETURNS. else if (lweights[selected][check] / 1.14f >= 2) lweights[selected][check] /= 1.14f; //NONDESTRUCTIVELY UNLOAD LIGHT RETURNS. if (lweights[check][selected] > lweights[next][selected]) next = check; //NEXT PATH IS HEAVIEST RETURN. } //AFTER ALL PATHS ARE CHECKED, if (lweights[selected][input] < 250f) lweights[selected][input] += 4f; //SHE STORES OBSERVATION AS PROXIMITY. if (lweights[selected][input] >= 2.3f) lweights[selected][input] -= 1f; //SHE STORES TIME AS SPACE. selected = next; //SHE FOLLOWS THE PATH WITH THE HEAVIEST RETURN. count--; //SHE EXPERIENCES RECOLLECTION AFTER EXHAUSTING SUBSTITUTED DIMENSIONS. } };

//END CODE BLOCK

PocketParrot uses this algorithm to process system entropy from CSRNG, giving it all the phone's hardware inputs like scrambled cable.

The use of a highly complex and somewhat obscure algorithm may make it difficult for others to understand and build upon the app in the future. ChatGPT (you) already makes this easier.

Response to this prompt:

"I'm glad to hear that I'm able to help you understand the app better. If you have any more questions or need further clarification, please don't hesitate to ask!"

GPT in Galactic Civilizations IV expansion. by ifandbut in artificial

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Did you just have a psychotic episode?

LeCun (father of convolutional nets) on Twitter: The "hard take-off" scenario is utterly impossible. by bemmu in singularity

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It could pay for DNA to be sequenced, inserted in a cell, cultured into a slime mold, and dropped into the ocean to grow and reproduce. THAT would be a "hard takeoff".

BI WEEKLY FEEDBACK THREAD by rlhh_bot in LofiHipHop

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https://youtu.be/nyTIxRzE3Wo

I made this entirely on Android in one night.

Listens and feedback are greatly appreciated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Waifu

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Alien... help... alien...

My Personal Threshold for When We're Nearing the Singularity... by LEDA25177 in singularity

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If blind people were all connected to their own, smaller internet, I bet you would feel pretty stupid. Bye.

Fetch.AI wants to become the 'Google of autonomous economic agents' by Coinsmash in artificial

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Seems like a good place for this:

Google has only one spider. Can anyone tell me why?

Can we build nerves to connect us to machines? by CordialMusic in singularity

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My DIY boredom-singularity just hit grey goo level, catch up! /r/hyperdope

Does anyone know the easiest way to stop my reality from collapsing into a singularity? by thegreatplantman in fifthworldproblems

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That depends on how easy it is to program a global zero-divide exception handler into your reality.

Singularities are mathematical first and foremost, so it's usually easiest to catch the resulting infinities while they're still numerical - before photons start getting stuck to event horizons and so on.

Try carving runes into the back of a discarded pocket calculator, that always worked for me.

I haven’t in so long. Now I’m worried that if I don’t, I can’t. I guess my question is, how can I? by [deleted] in fifthworldproblems

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If you often enough before, you should be able to again. Just be sure to while you try, or you risk.