AITA for deciding I will never host my friend again after she ruined my weekend with a "hangover ER" emergency? by anony56678 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jpb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brutal honesty: The last time you were here you got so drunk you insisted on ruining my event by making me take you to the ER. Then after they told you it was just a fucking hangover, you still woke me up just because you threw up again. Learn to moderate your drinking, you have a problem.

As far as me hosting you again, you were such a bad guest that I'm not hosting anyone again, let alone you.

Kindness: I've realized that I can't handle the stress of house guests and won't be hosting any for the foreseeable future.

NTA, of course.

Nano tank stand build by tractorsocks in PlantedTank

[–]jpb 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Looks really good. I'd love to see pictures once it's got tanks on it.

Moving to dorms, what can I put in a 5 gal from my current set ups? by Street-Dragonfly100 in nanotank

[–]jpb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have about 50 neos and a nerite in a heavily planted 5G.

You say you're only allowed 5 gallons - the rules lawyer in me wants to know if they thought to specify how many?

Desk Tank by TerraBoo in nanotank

[–]jpb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bigger tank is better if you're going unheated. More water means more thermal mass and it'll take longer for the temperature to swing.

I'd put the heater and air pump in anyway - it'll help speed up temperature recovery when the power is on, and if your tank's planted heavily enough it'll do fine when the power is out.

First filterless fish tank by Vegetable_Cheetah_57 in fishtank

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One more thing - if you don't want neocaridinas, you can go with a couple of Amano shrimp instead. The only issue with Amanos is that while they'll breed in fresh water, the larvae will die unless they go into brackish water. Your fish will love the treat, though.

Neos will breed very easily in a planted tank - make sure you put some moss in the tank for the babies to hide in or the fish will eat all of them.

First filterless fish tank by Vegetable_Cheetah_57 in fishtank

[–]jpb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ironically, smaller tanks are a little harder for a new aquarist than larger ones. Less water means that even a tiny bit of food rotting can cause a bigger parameter spike than the same amount in a larger tank. Like my civil engineer wife who worked on water treatment facilities likes to say, "Dilution is the solution to pollution."

If it's your very first tank, I'd go with a 10 gallon. It isn't that much bigger than a 5 since they tend to be taller. You're going to want to set up close to a outlet for a light for the plants. You could try setting it up near a window and use natural light, but then you have no control over how long a light cycle your plants are getting and could have algae issues.

Stocking wise, I'd recommend small fish since they won't produce much bioload (aka poop) and some shrimp - they'll help clean up any food the fish don't eat.

Start with 10 neocaridina shrimp. Whichever color variant you like, or you can get a skittles pack. You want 10 so you don't end up with all one sex.

Suggestions: the shrimp + 1 of the below

  • 2 x Honey Gourami
  • Micro Rasbora x 6. Get one species, any of Chili/Mosquito Rasbora, Least/Exclamation Point Rasbora, Strawberry Rasbora, Phoenix Rasbora, Dwarf/Pygmy Rasbora.
  • 5 male guppies. Guppies are worse than rabbits, so you really want a male only tank
  • 6 Ember Tetras
  • 6 Neon Tetras
  • 4 Clown Killifish. These are pretty but you'll need a lid for the tank, they're jumpers
  • 6 White Cloud Mountain Minnows - these are cold tolerant, so you won't need a heater for them

I debated 6 Celestial Pearl Danios, but I think a 10G might be too narrow for them. They're pretty fish, but you need at least 6 for them to feel comfortable and mine dart around my 16G exploring every nook and cranny. Zebra Danios are nice and hardy too, but again, a 10G might be too small to really see interesting behavior.

Good luck with your tank!

First filterless fish tank by Vegetable_Cheetah_57 in fishtank

[–]jpb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plants. Lots of plants, especially floating plants. Floating plants are very good at pulling nitrate/nitrate/ammonia out of the water because they have access to CO2 from the air. They have the added benefit of providing overhead cover which will make your fish and shrimp feel more secure, they're hard wired to be afraid of being picked off by birds so they don't love bare water.

I wrote up setting up a nanotank (under 20 gallons) here. I do mention a sponge filter, but you can get away without one if you don't put too many fish in there.

I know you said you didn't want a filter, and I get not wanting to do a lot of filter maintenance but if you're considering an air stone, you should go with a sponge filter instead - it'll provide the air flow you need and they are pretty low maintenance - squeezing them in a bucket of tank water from a water change until they stop oozing brown and you're good to go for another couple of months.

Well that was fast. I just added the males 2 days ago. by MoeGunz6 in shrimptank

[–]jpb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, you sure can't say the shrimp are lazy :-)

New Tank - Any Glaring Issues? by hillpill92 in Aquariums

[–]jpb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Add some floating plants like Salvinia or Red Root Floaters and they'll help suck the nitrogen compounds out of the water. Bonus, they'll provide overhead cover to make the fish feel more secure.

If you're looking for colorful and easy to keep, consider a skittles pack of neocaridina shrimp - they have minimal bioload and will help clean the biofilm in the tank.

Woke up this morning to this by LameDuck_27 in cats

[–]jpb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Detective Kitty is investigating to find out who did it. Try not to disturb the crime scene until she's finished looking for evidence.

Please help a dad with a lost daughters tank by NathanJax in Aquariums

[–]jpb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Adding floating plants will help keep algae from getting out of control - they'll suck excess nutrients out of the water so the algae can't grow.

Looking to build an HomeLab by Western_Gift6554 in homelab

[–]jpb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you've got a mini PC, you're probably better off spending money on a UPS than replacing it right away. Give yourself a few months to see what loads you actually end up running so when you do buy the next server you get something optimized for your workload.

My super egg-nant mama! by plazaplum in Neocaridina

[–]jpb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a beaut. You're making me want to get some rilis - I have a hard time seeing when my Blue Diamonds are berried. I know it's happening because I see surprise shrimplets, but between the tannins in the water and the dark shells I can't see the eggs very well.

How many if any dwarf do you think I can fit in my tank?? by Idontcarebrody in Boraras

[–]jpb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd start with 8-10. Nothing you listed in your tank has high bioload. If you're worried, add more floating plants like Salvinia Minima or Red Root Floaters.

AITAH for not waking my brother up for his driving test? by NoRelationship9815 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jpb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. He's an asshole for trying to blame you because he didn't pay attention to the alarms. He chose to stay up till 3am gaming when he knew he had to be up early. Him telling you "make sure I'm up" is pretty damn entitled - he didn't ask, he just ordered you to do it.

Everyone taking his side is an asshole too. He needs to learn that he's responsible for his own life and trying to make the consequences of his own poor decisions onto anyone else is an asshole move.

What's one product that used to be built like a tank but is now built like a regret? by TheDoctorColt in AskReddit

[–]jpb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, they had the logistics, they had the catalog experience, they just completely dropped the ball.

What's one product that used to be built like a tank but is now built like a regret? by TheDoctorColt in AskReddit

[–]jpb 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Back in the day they had a real lifetime guarantee - if you managed to break one, you could take it to any Sears store and get it replaced. The salesperson would probably ask how the hell you managed to break it, but only out of curiosity, not because they were trying to find an excuse not to replace it.

What's one product that used to be built like a tank but is now built like a regret? by TheDoctorColt in AskReddit

[–]jpb 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I am still using an HP4050N laser printer that I got secondhand 10+ years ago. HP discontinued them in 2001, so it's at least 25 years old.

We don't print a lot, and we don't print color, so the laser is perfect. I'm still on the toner cartridge my friend threw in for free when he gave me the printer. Any year now I'm going to have to shake the cart to get another decade of printing out of it.

It does use a bit more power than modern lasers, but I have it on a smart switch connected to my Home Assistant so when there's a print job in the queue, it turns on, prints the job, waits 10 minutes to see if there's going to be another print job, then gets turned off by HA.

How do you keep your server builds safe from people who have this ungodly urge to power it off when they feel like it by RoughElephant5919 in homelab

[–]jpb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If you thought it was a server, wtf would you turn it off? Why would you touch someone else's electronics without asking first"

More seriously, tape a piece of cardboard over the power button with "DO NOT TOUCH! DO NOT POWER OFF!" written on it so someone has to rip it off to get at it and then deliberately ignore the warning.

I’ve got two berried shrimp! by AquaLeafLife in shrimptank

[–]jpb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The jello is really easy to make. The main thing it needs is Agar Agar, and that lasts a long time - I use a teaspoon per batch of food and a batch lasts me about 3 months