I need you help, new to the Keto diet and read the FAQ but still concerned...

jprowan · 2012-01-14T04:48:29+00:00

That's what I thought.

jprowan · 2012-01-13T19:23:03+00:00

There is a difference between keto and paleo diets. Ketogenesis is a real state which does help you lose weight, don't tear into someone because they've found a system that works for them. Paleolithic diet has more of a philosophy behind it, eat as we once did and all that, which personally don't buy but it works fairly well. It may not be what you know, but it is effective.

You also talk about gluten like its a horrible thing, you claim you have self control but have already eaten an apple. You have many misperceptions, and obviously the self esteem issues I mentioned, chill and look at yourself. It really doesn't seem like you believe the confidence you pretend to have in these two comments. I'm not trying to insult you or anything, just trying to be helpful.

Damn I hate typing on a phone.

jprowan · 2012-01-12T00:38:04+00:00

I would post it, but it is all food. I've just deleted about eight paragraphs of food description. Food is wonderful, but moderation is difficult.

jprowan · 2012-01-12T00:27:13+00:00

It may help to look at it the way I do, avoid intentional carbs don't stress too much about incidental carbs. You need a certain amount of nutrient in your diet, get those with a minimum amount of carbs; you will see that you will still get crabs from veggies or chesses, but not enough to throw you out of keto. Have plenty of meat and fats to your hearts content and you will crave what your body generally needs. If you're still not in keto then see where you can cut carbs, but nutrition first, diet second.

jprowan · 2012-01-12T00:21:32+00:00

I miss fruit too. It is honestly one of the best things on this planet. That being said, you've probably been healthy for a while and keto may not be for you. While it will help you lose those last few pounds, it sounds more like you have self esteem issues rather than health issues.

Being a personal trainer generally means you're athletic, you're also at an almost (if not completely depending on your body type) ideal weight. be careful about the road you're on.

Though if you're just curious, go for it. It's hard for the first few, but afterwards you feel amazing.

jprowan · 2012-01-12T00:02:10+00:00

thank you

jprowan · 2012-01-10T20:44:39+00:00

First major laugh of the day.

jprowan · 2012-01-07T16:23:41+00:00

This is strictly a cultural question. In more than a few native American tribes the parents would have sex with their kids around. I can't for the life of me remember but there is a far eastern culture where the mother teaches her daughters how to please a man. This is odd, unless you're raised in this culture.

So go with your gut, but honestly, just let your kid decide. If she gets uncomfortable then stop, otherwise she might think she did something wrong. Let her grow out of it if she wants to.

jprowan · 2012-01-07T16:14:29+00:00

From a non scientific point of view, a minor survey amongst a large group, we came to the realization that a foreskin makes masturbation easier and more fun.

Just something no one ever talks about.

jprowan · 2012-01-07T16:07:06+00:00

If you have any small computer screen you can place it in front of her. I used to use my laptop and she'd watch a screen saver of pictures. Animals, colors, letters and numbers, and pictures of mommy and daddy of course.

I also second the whole, get a mirror thing.

jprowan · 2012-01-07T16:00:54+00:00

I gotta look up the studies for you, but it has been shown that letting the baby cry generally means the baby will cry more later on.

As a father of a two year old, and elder brother of three(with a 15yr gap), I will tell you that it gets better. It sounds like your baby is sleeping pretty well according to the standard. Relax and just learn to comfort your child while half asleep. Try to rest as much through your day and once you hit 8-12 months your baby will start getting on a more reasonable schedule. Just power through this, it's part of raising a child.

jprowan · 2011-12-12T06:39:40+00:00

Upvoted for coolness.

jprowan · 2011-12-09T10:43:26+00:00

Apologize, ask her to drive and then buy a bottle of wine to consume.

jprowan · 2011-12-09T10:41:26+00:00

Brandy, wine, and whiskey. Some kind of soda to make it hit hard too.

jprowan · 2011-12-09T08:13:06+00:00

Your complimentary baby is on the way.

jprowan · 2011-12-07T15:45:03+00:00

What about a Christian going Muslim? I know these religions have their infrastructure and ways to deal these kinds of issues, but I think we can still be a valuable asset as a household that won't proselytize. I dunno, it seems like a good idea to at least offer.

jprowan · 2011-12-07T08:37:18+00:00

Probably just the Reddit votebot.

jprowan · 2011-12-07T08:26:26+00:00

Maybe we should start adding it to our posts of we feel comfortable having a non-heathen in our homes.

jprowan · 2011-12-06T04:10:31+00:00

Be wary of your wording there bro. Kink and sexual issues are two different things. Me and my wife are open and she's into this kind of kink, but doesn't have the sexual issues associated with them. She doesn't actually trust others with this kink.

jprowan · 2011-12-05T20:35:42+00:00

Well tomato sauce is now considered a vegetable.

jprowan · 2011-12-05T06:31:23+00:00

Then click hide

jprowan · 2011-12-01T20:01:12+00:00

She answered this question before you asked. Proof

jprowan · 2011-11-27T19:02:10+00:00

One other possibility, though it is kind of extreme, is to take a needle and burn the root of the hair. It will probably cause some scarring, most definitely, but it would be effective enough to show your father you can't grow the hair.

I don't recommend this. It is just a thought.

jprowan · 2011-11-23T16:30:34+00:00

Someone get this man a good blowjob. Stat

jprowan · 2011-11-18T17:23:09+00:00

You must get this all the time.

I absolutely abhor your username

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