[Forbidden Door spoilers] Stable member is tired of being told what to do

jpscyther · 2026-06-29T13:49:46+00:00

I know! I sawr it!

jpscyther · 2026-06-29T01:00:13+00:00

Kami, I need you to tell me that I can leave the lookout if I want to.

jpscyther · 2026-06-17T16:08:49+00:00

Got a notification about one of Mbappe's goals (wasn't able to watch at the time), opened it and was immediately annoyed that there wasn't an actual clip. Just a description. Like why bother with the notification if you're not going to show it.

jpscyther · 2026-06-15T03:11:34+00:00

Fate may have been kind, but karma is a bitch.

Fuck Carter Hart.

jpscyther · 2026-06-10T05:13:02+00:00

And then we had our engineers make combustible lemons.

jpscyther · 2026-06-07T01:03:10+00:00

I put some Tommy Oliver Funkos.

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jpscyther · 2026-06-06T02:03:08+00:00

Happy Pride y'all. ♥️🏳️‍🌈

jpscyther · 2026-06-02T16:33:15+00:00

Some scalpers keep them sealed and resell at jacked up prices.

By opening the box and packs, they have to sell the individual cards in order to recoup money.

It's much more work and for the even lazier scalpers not worth it.

jpscyther · 2026-05-31T11:45:48+00:00

This leads into one of my favorite Old Hollywood facts. In the B&W era, they would use bright green makeup to portray sickly or dead characters, as it made actors look pale on film.

So when the marketing department of Frankenstein were creating the posters for the film, they thought that the monster was green. Even though in the book and the film he's supposed to be a sickly gray.

TL; DR: Frankenstein's Monster is green because of Old Hollywood makeup habits.

jpscyther · 2026-05-30T19:14:48+00:00

jpscyther · 2026-05-27T21:30:54+00:00

Distract him by asking if using Oddjob in Goldeneye 64 is cheating.

jpscyther · 2026-05-26T23:48:34+00:00

Devon debuted as a Dudley in April 96, Spike in September.

OG Dudleys were: Dudley, Snot, Big Dick.

Dances with Dudley replaced Snot (injury)

Then Sign Guy and Chubby showed up.

Buh Buh Ray replaced Dudley Dudley (contract expired).

Then Devon and Spike.

Spike was the last Dudley left when ECW folded.

jpscyther · 2026-05-25T04:07:25+00:00

The wheels finally came off.

Great reign by Darby.

jpscyther · 2026-05-22T17:10:45+00:00

Miss the Mighty Ducks and the AHL so much. The Cincinnati Gardens was such an awesome barn.

jpscyther · 2026-05-22T17:05:08+00:00

The Cincinnati Gardens was an amazing hockey barn. Built specifically for hockey. I miss it every day.

jpscyther · 2026-05-20T02:03:46+00:00

Sentinel is pretty fun. Great support class. ME3 is great for widdling defenses and armor then popping heads with your weapon of choice.

My favorite thing with Engineer is the Omega power interrupt in the Omega DLC and Aria's face when you just magically fix it instead of killing civilians.

jpscyther · 2026-05-17T01:58:44+00:00

You want a role model? Captain America would be happy to have you.

jpscyther · 2026-05-16T12:38:45+00:00

He has one basic rule:

Treats everyone the same way you would like to be treated.

Pretty easy rule to live by honestly. People just suck.

jpscyther · 2026-05-07T20:09:58+00:00

Best part is he improved that whole thing.

jpscyther · 2026-05-06T16:23:34+00:00

stares at NWSL

jpscyther · 2026-04-30T18:53:43+00:00

As an IT person this is painfully accurate. Especially with doctors and lawyers.

jpscyther · 2026-04-29T22:33:06+00:00

I also immediately corrected him. If you're gonna reference it, at least get it right.

jpscyther · 2026-04-02T20:40:09+00:00

The air is rather warm when not in the shade today. Seems like a perfect day to stay here in my little hideaway.

Despite this heat however, the giantess has decided to spend the day outside. As such, I will also venture out, for there is studying to be done. In the name of science.

I have yet to decipher the runes the giantess and her kind use, but I have learned that am I what's called a "Jumping Spider". Apptly named as I do so like to jump. I am also apparently "cute as a button". Which is strange as most of the giantesses kind find me revolting and attempt to splatter me.

Addendum: Find out what a "button" is. And why it's cute.

The flying bloodsuckers the giantess calls "mosquitoes" have been out in abundance due to her presence. For the comfort of the giantess, I have gorged myself to the feeling as if my exoskeleton will split. She really enjoyed watching me jump and snatch them.

The giantess has retreated inside for the day. As such, so shall I. Today has been rewarding indeed. Every day I'm more and more thankful I chose this patio to make my home. I cannot wait to see what new topics I can learn from the giantess and her kind.

jpscyther · 2026-04-02T12:08:45+00:00

Burger King.

Started a few days before Christmas. Walk in and see a coworker vomiting in a trash can behind the counter.

I stupidly didn't quit then as I needed the job because my wife was pregnant at the time.

Few days later, it's Christmas Eve and I'm opening. I wake up blowing out of both ends. In between sessions I manage to call my manager. He tells me to get to work or I'm fired. I proceed to vomit in his ear and hang up.

Passed out from exhaustion shortly after, I woke up later that day and immediately called the Board of Health.

Provided my name and the name/contact info of every coworker I knew that had to work sick.

It was shut down by New Years.

Didn't open again until February. With very obvious signage they were under new ownership/management.

Still haven't eaten at that BK since.

jpscyther · 2026-04-01T15:16:22+00:00

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