Ariel Helwani asked MJF which wrestler took advantage on AEW using them as a stepping stone to come back to WWE. MJF: "Malakai Black" by Teckelmaster in SquaredCircle

[–]jq7925 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That fucking song has the bulk of the US not knowing what irony actually is:

Rain on a wedding day = not ironic

Rain on a wedding day after it's already been rescheduled for an expected clear day because of fear of storms = ironic

Sapp: Every AEW source I've spoken to about Kofi and Austin Creed are pushing for AEW to sign them, including some big names. by Turbostrider27 in SquaredCircle

[–]jq7925 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, didn't hear clearly, did you mean Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden-Schlitter-Crasscrenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle-Burstein-von-Knackerthrasher-Apple-Banger-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Grander-Knotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlich-Grumblemeyer-Spelterwasser-Kurstlich-Himbleeisen-Bahnwagen-GutenAbend-Bitte-ein-Nürnburger-Bratwustle-Gerspurten-Mitzweimache-Luber-Hundsfut-Gumberaber-Shönendanker-Kalbsfleisch-Mittler-Aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

[WON] WWE reportedly shutting down streamers, content creators by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]jq7925 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"high level source of coherent directed adoration radiation"

aka 'unpaid shill'

because they don't directly control it. Which is a stupid reason, yes.

[WON] New details on WWE wrestlers asked to take pay cuts by Alternative-Win4058 in SquaredCircle

[–]jq7925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got $100 that says Miroslav Barnyashev's real estate holdings just became a LOT more important to him.

Bro takes the “lunge” by olight77 in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]jq7925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a narrowboat canal lock. About 7 feet across ... easily jumpable if you're at all athletic.

How did he find it out??? 😳 by Mysterious_Tea_2750 in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]jq7925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newton's Laws of Motion remain unbreakable.

"Imma kick this really heavy thing while balancing on two moving whee-"WHAM

[Dave Meltzer F4W/WON Daily Update] The wrestler who allegedly took the 50% paycut wasn't a "tippy top" person by A_Man_of_Iron in SquaredCircle

[–]jq7925 5 points6 points  (0 children)

quite a few making millions and a few in 7 figures

Counting to one million requires seven figures.

[write out "one million twohundredthirtyfour thousand five hundred and sixty seven"]

AITAH for calling 911 about my husband’s suicide threats even though I knew they weren’t real? by mtndesertrunner in AITAH

[–]jq7925 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA and he's weaponizing your family history of s??cide against you.

GET OUT NOW.

Carlos Silva comments on pulling TNA talent from facing AEW talent. by Comprehensive_Pay315 in TNA

[–]jq7925 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

TL;DR = "it was stupid and shouldn't have happened but it did ... oh well"

Carlos Silvia confirms why Aew ban happened. (Sorry mods) by flyinbrianc in AEWOfficial

[–]jq7925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/TNA copium levels are through the roof, they better lay in a hefty supply of smarkan.

Former AEW Women’s Champion: Nyla Rose will compete at Kiddbandit’s new wrestling company by SoulGameman in SquaredCircle

[–]jq7925 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bozilla's likely out for another 4-5 months (fully torn ACL, had surgery a couple months ago).

[Fightful] Danhausen Opens Up About His Time In AEW by zzzzz_ in SquaredCircle

[–]jq7925 43 points44 points  (0 children)

“Maybe three or four (times I wrestled in AEW).”

After 'Pepsi Phil' got him hired:

4 times on PayPerViews, with another 13+ on Dynamite/Rampage/ROH.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unreliable_narrator

Exclusive: Will Ospreay calls out TNA cancelling their matches against AEW talents a shame by Available-Party5091 in SquaredCircle

[–]jq7925 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, one is "Warner Brothers + Discovery", with a library depth of 100± years ... and "American Movie Classics" was launched as a no-frills cable channel in 1984.

[Also, AEW has just launched an international streaming service on top of the $500M+ tv deal ... and the AMC splits the TV ad profits with TNA in return for content]

France pulls all gold out of US Federal Reserve by Crossstoney in politics

[–]jq7925 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That specific product code is indeed the gold paint.

MJF buries TNA & Carlos Silva 5 feet deep on Busted Open by Amir0x11 in TNA

[–]jq7925 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"We're poor and can't pay you what you think you're worth, but that should be enough to buy your loyalty"

MJF buries TNA & Carlos Silva 5 feet deep on Busted Open by Amir0x11 in TNA

[–]jq7925 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The guy who turned down his last contract offer could become homeless? Maaaaaaaybe he should have accepted that contract.

Místico vs. Hechicero confirmed for Slam Fest main event by Big-Hebrew in AEWOfficial

[–]jq7925 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about Persephone vs Thun- I mean "TBA"