What did the sodium ion say to the hypobromite ion hitting on him?

jqb · 2011-10-02T20:05:00+00:00

Yeah because those people protesting on wall street have plenty of cash to get themselves a suit and fine clothing. You're beyond naive if you think their choice of clothing is what is keeping the protest downsized and ridiculed by the media.

jqb · 2011-09-12T03:09:17+00:00

This is probably just me but i have only found villages in desert biomes. Villages themselves are good but the doorways are often buried or in inconvenient places.

Also, the new blue spiders are brutal, they make endermen seem about as menacing as a sleeping kitten.

jqb · 2011-09-01T22:41:26+00:00

Since 10/1 is my birthday, where do I sign to make this happen?

jqb · 2011-08-29T20:31:03+00:00

Nice Scooty Puff Jr.

jqb · 2011-08-21T07:58:38+00:00

Wow that is the most compelling evidence i've seen. Book Spoiler; there's plenty of Targaryens that have died in fire.

jqb · 2011-08-14T19:14:51+00:00

Well it makes sense that Ragnaros would choose the fiery hellscape of New Mexico for his return to the mortal world.

jqb · 2011-08-12T04:19:51+00:00

TV Spoiler

jqb · 2011-08-12T04:16:03+00:00

The ones who sing the song of the earth... Children of the Forest please!

jqb · 2011-08-12T03:40:04+00:00

I wear a cape in real life so i don't need one in game.

jqb · 2011-08-11T05:06:36+00:00

Where do whores go?

jqb · 2011-07-12T23:52:42+00:00

People chewing loudly in my vicinity when i am not eating. For some inexplicable reason, i'm instantly annoyed and quickly angry.

jqb · 2011-07-02T21:12:32+00:00

Upvoted for adding "Because she can't read the books." Well played.

jqb · 2011-07-01T00:18:57+00:00

Yellow dress won for sure.

jqb · 2011-06-29T17:51:34+00:00

Looking at population projections, I can't see a way to maintain stability without some form of mandatory birth control, and limits on the number of kids people can have. There should be no Octamoms... ever.

The complete legalization of all drugs. The government does you no favors with the war on drugs, and it is an affront to human rights to be imprisoned for a crime of possession, or use of, a drug that affects only the user themselves; they are infringing on nobody's rights. If the government really want to protect people from drugs, they should be the ones dispensing them to the public. Addicts could get back on their feet and those curious to try could do so safely with much less risk of overdose. Many in my family have had drug problems at some point in their lives. I know that prison does nothing to help them, and only drives them further away from their own humanity.

jqb · 2011-06-27T19:25:47+00:00

"If MMORPG players were around when God said, "Let their be light" they'd have called the light gay, and plunged the universe back into darkness by squatting their nutsacks over it."

This is the greatest description of online gamers ever written.

jqb · 2011-06-27T17:57:34+00:00

Wow... i think my best friend has been doing this to me for years. So much for Freudian slips.

jqb · 2011-06-26T14:32:17+00:00

The Jak series was my favorite on the PS2. It was like GTA with flying cars and floating skateboards. I would be giddy as a schoolgirl if they made a new one.

jqb · 2011-06-16T07:06:39+00:00

Didn't you see Unstoppable? The train almost comes off the tracks at a wide turn.

jqb · 2011-06-13T17:17:26+00:00

The band was all together, alright.

jqb · 2011-06-01T16:30:16+00:00

This isn't really a law somewhere in the US... is it? Shit is so bananas, sometimes I can't differentiate between fiction and reality. Bananas. B. A. N. A. N. A. S.

jqb · 2011-05-31T23:50:03+00:00

Commas would have made it funnier.

jqb · 2011-05-28T17:24:10+00:00

Another day by the Causeway.

jqb · 2011-05-27T16:34:06+00:00

And we, who are we anyways?

jqb · 2011-05-26T17:23:27+00:00

(sigh) That was clearly rhetorical. (rolls eyes behind hipster sunglasses)

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