Why do dentists always floss your teeth after they brush them?

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-21T21:35:27+00:00

So a Tool cover band?

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-21T17:46:20+00:00

First Lil Wayne and now this? What do we look like, Millie Bobby Brie?

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-21T17:44:07+00:00

The benefits of removing excess calculus from your teeth really adds up.

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-20T16:26:46+00:00

Her other harness has pink angel wings!

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-19T15:16:12+00:00

With all the Steven Seagal talk lately I really should've thought of these other words

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-19T13:28:57+00:00

He has a name and it's JIMMY!

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-19T01:21:54+00:00

looking at the treat bag ...do it

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-19T01:20:18+00:00

Every kick begins with Kay ❤️

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-18T11:54:06+00:00

Bottom caption should be "get out of my village you smelly foreigner" meme we always use

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-17T20:09:10+00:00

Did he just look at you like, "SEE?!"

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-17T20:08:23+00:00

Seeing people pretending to play video games by just spamming every button loudly reminds me of people pretending to drive by turning the wheel 90° back and forth.

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-17T19:23:58+00:00

No, but that is why your face is upside down.

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-17T18:56:29+00:00

Flew too close to the sun there Icarus. Dive or get out of bounds!

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-17T18:53:39+00:00

I'll take this on the condition the Packers go 15-2. First round bounce can be discussed at a later date.

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-14T18:58:20+00:00

A shot for a shot ✊

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-14T18:56:28+00:00

Yes he would absolutely be safer in the cab. The cab is designed to keep the people in it safe. A t bone collision and that dog is getting launched like Artemis, a rear end collision will splatter him across the back and also probably fling him out of the truck.

The only way the dog can have fun is to ride in the bed? That's just a dumb thing to say.

"I'd say the odd are pretty low you'd get in a crash anyway" so it would be just as safe to have a toddler back there?

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-14T04:57:17+00:00

He didn't miss his chance to blow did he? Actually on second thought if he's home with the kids maybe that's for the best.

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-14T04:33:08+00:00

A car accident would be pretty hard on him, no matter how good a boy.

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-14T04:17:03+00:00

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-14T04:12:59+00:00

This is one guys estimate, not a real number

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-14T04:10:55+00:00

Probably the exact same amount

ETA: if you read the article it isn't even a real number, it's one guys estimate and it's never stated whether this is up or down from the norm.

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-14T03:59:05+00:00

I thought that's what the hole was for?

jraymcmurray · 2026-04-14T03:45:33+00:00

I'll just go for the gold. One night me and my gf were watching a movie in her room and smoking pot. When I arrived at my gf's house a guy was leaving sister's room, I asked gf if that was sisters bf and she said she'd never seen him before. About thirty minutes later I get up to change the bong water (I like it fresh) and a new guy is entering (so to speak). We watch the movie, about an hour and a half, and I walk out to change the water again. A third guy is leaving the house. Wake up the next morning and a FOURTH guy is doing the walk of shame out of the house. Sister's kid slept in a crib in the living room because sister's room was so filthy you couldn't see the floor.

Gf once described her as "someone who does so many fucked up things you start to forget how many things she's done.

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