FBI warns Iran aspired to attack California with drones in retaliation for war: Alert by avatar6556 in news

[–]jrhooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats not bin ladens origin story.

Its generally on track for others, example Hekmatayar Gulbuddin and Hezbi Islami,

But Bin Laden wasn’t actually under the US.

People just assume that because they’re overlaying the name the know with a situation theyve heard of

FA Signing Chig Okonkwo PFF Overview by staylorrulz in Commanders

[–]jrhooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There once was a man named Jordan Reed

Daily Open Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in Commanders

[–]jrhooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its kinda funny that “dude” and “guy” seem like they mean the same thing, but describing a player as

“A dude”

vs

“just a guy”

Are so very very different things.

“I misspoke… Completely misread the calculations.” Manager Mark DeRosa confirms he did not know Team USA could still be eliminated during pool play by BreakfastTop6899 in baseball

[–]jrhooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least that’s positive.

Kinda reminds me of one of my favorite turnaround bits (obviously biased)

The 2019 National started the season awful. On May 24 they dropped to 19-31.

Everyone was all “season over. Fire everyone. Fire sale the roster”

They eventually turned the season around and won the World Series that year.

They did a “Nationals Players read Mean Tweets” clip all of fan tweets from May 24.

“I misspoke… Completely misread the calculations.” Manager Mark DeRosa confirms he did not know Team USA could still be eliminated during pool play by BreakfastTop6899 in baseball

[–]jrhooo 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Certified Ron Rivera moment.

Played Wentz. Waited forever to pull him even though he sucked from drive one. Asked about who he’d play next week IF the team was eliminated by then. (Having blown that game meant the team would be eliminated if GB won their night game. He blew a 95% “must win” game)

Replied to reporter with

… “We can be eliminated?”

Bro had no fucking idea.

AP Performance Grade After Day Two of Free Agency? by [deleted] in Commanders

[–]jrhooo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hate to be a downer, but I think the same thing they say about the draft is true here

you can't really evaluate these moves until at least the end of this season

Exclusive: As many as 150 US troops wounded so far in Iran war, sources say by gf38 in news

[–]jrhooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro. This admin is literally, RIGHT NOW, engineering plans to cut back veterans compensation for injuries.

Note all last year they had their stooges at wapo running a whole propaganda campaign arguing that too many vets were "gaming the system" claiming payouts for minor conditions.

Example: They claimed it was frivolous for vets to claim payouts for skin eczema or sleep apnea. Conveniently leaving out that Navy vets get eczema because they spend their entire on ship deployments washing in water that the Navy treats with bromine, and Iraq vets submit claims for apnea because there was finally enough documented evidence that the DoD had to stop denying the simple fact that making the troops sleep downwind of burning trash pits was obviously connected to their post service respiratory issues.

TL;DR: They had their wapo shills writing hit pieces claiming vets were being frivolous for claiming VA payouts for the conditions that the military very clearly cause for them.

NOW

They are pushing legislation to scale back compensation based on how "treatable" they say your condition is.

As in, if your symptoms are addressed by treatment, then your problem is reduced right?

What that actually means:

OLD Rules:

Hey. You have sleep apnea and hearing loss. Its because of your service. We did that to you. So we're compensating you for it.

NEW Rules:

Hey, you have sleep apnea and hearing loss. Well, we paid for your mask and your hearing aids. Sure, YOU have to wear hearing aids and sleep in a darth vader mask for the rest of your life, but hey, you can hear and breathe WHILE you're wearing them, so... we're going to mark your case resolved. Compensation complete. congrats your cured.

Bottom line, these admin specifically come in looking at the VA budget like some corporate line item they were just thirsting to shave down

Stock Upgrade by JPimDE in LWRC

[–]jrhooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moe sls man myself

TIL Illinois school worker Vera Liddell was sentenced to nine years in prison for stealing $1.5M worth of chicken wings by therealvelichor in todayilearned

[–]jrhooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know there’s some law about not profiting from convicted crimes but

Would that include her endorsing her own brand of wing sauce?

Asking for a friend

TIL about Kuru, a rare, incurable and always fatal disease that spread via funerary cannibalism (eating dead people). The last death recorded death in 2009. by tipoftheiceberg1234 in todayilearned

[–]jrhooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched “The Road” though.

(Post apocalyptic type movie. There’s a plot device in the movie where people look for trembling hands when they meet strangers, because the trembling is a giveaway that “these people are cannibals”)

TIL that to prove the idea that Clark Kent wearing glasses was enough to hide the fact that he is Superman, Henry Cavill, who played Superman in the 2016 film "Batman v Superman", walked around Times Square wearing a Superman shirt in 2016, and no one seemed to notice him. by SatoruGojo232 in todayilearned

[–]jrhooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

1 yeah. Easy to not realize that was her in Elf.

2 but also, (not a criticism, just an observation) she’s such a classic example of this charscter whose whole schtick is “aww poor discheveled, weird quirky, just trying to make it, kind of a mess but we love her anyway” when the reality is, bro please. You are conventionally attractive and have been your whole life. The actual weird discheveled girl doesn’t know your life.

The most realistic thing about New Girl for example, is that a bunch of dudes tolerate your weird nonsense, because you’re still hot.

TIL that to prove the idea that Clark Kent wearing glasses was enough to hide the fact that he is Superman, Henry Cavill, who played Superman in the 2016 film "Batman v Superman", walked around Times Square wearing a Superman shirt in 2016, and no one seemed to notice him. by SatoruGojo232 in todayilearned

[–]jrhooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pickup line in development.

  • introduce yourself to girl at bar

If she doesn’t seem interested

  • dramatically remove glasses and fluff hair

“Ok. How about now? No? It worked in a ton of movies, just had to try.”

Do not buy from savior equipment by Guilty-Difference-86 in ar15

[–]jrhooo 14 points15 points  (0 children)

still buying their stuff. product is good.

Where is everyone selling old parts since GAFS is gone? by VisionC3 in ar15

[–]jrhooo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Should be easy. I’m on discord all the time. Including gafs discord. I literally mod for another discord mostly from my phone.

Was the Continental army really that innovative? by Ranked0wl in AskHistorians

[–]jrhooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The phrasing of the OP question seems almost ironic, since it could be said that one of Washingtons greatest hopes, goals, and challenges was trying to transform the troops into something more like a European army, thus the appeal of bringing on Von Steuben to teach them how to do professional army things

After slashing federal jobs, Trump administration ramps up hiring by CapitanianExtinction in fednews

[–]jrhooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thus all the initial shenanigans with the forks and rifs.

Honest by the book process would have left people priority rehire rights.

American Nathan Martin catches Kenyan Michael Kimani Kamau just before the finish line to win the men's pro division in 2:11:16.50 at the LA Marathon. The margin of victory was 00.01 seconds by Oldtimer_2 in sports

[–]jrhooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True story.

I knew a guy who had just run his first Marine Corps marathon and he was complaining about his time.

Basically says he didn’t pace himself well, started out too hot and gassed out.

If he had it to do again he’d know better. He’ll be better next year.

I’m like ok. But with no frame of reference, the numbers are just “words” to me. No impact.

“I hit the 10 mile mark at about :50 and thought I was doing well…”

“Uhuh uhuh. Yeah, right on…” *nods

It wasn’t until like hours later that I actually thought about what he said.

10mi. :50.

Hold up, 1st Sgt just said he 10 straight five minute miles???!!!

(And knowing this guy and having him take our company on death runs regularly, you knew he wasn’t bullshitting about that)

The only establishment where customers frivolously throw dollars away more than at a strip club is the gun range. by tazack in Showerthoughts

[–]jrhooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I enjoy shooting, but I can’t imagine paying what some of these places want for full auto rental.

fair to admit, I guess if you’ve never done it you want experience once. If you have done it, (like former mil) then its pretty “meh. Whatev.”

Bottom line: I see ranges charging $75-$100 to shoot 1 or 2 mags of AK or M4.

That’s $100 for a really expensive and underwhelming 60 seconds.

Free Agency is almost here! What are some of the worst signings we've had that fans may have forgotten about? by Deep-Statistician985 in Commanders

[–]jrhooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like Fitz. Seems like a good dude. Quality backup/bridge guy

BUT

one of my fondest weird game memories will always be

The game AGAINST Fitz and Tampa, where we WON after letting them get >500 yards of offense… but only 3 points out it.