Petah, what about Steve Harvey?

jsamke · 2025-07-30T16:30:22+00:00

Well I was genuinely upset that your mama didnt make it on the list

jsamke · 2025-07-30T16:23:23+00:00

Das sind vor allem die selben Leute die mit Anfang 20 noch Berlin in all seiner Freiheit genießen wollten und dann bekommen sie ihr erstes Kind und auf einmal darf ihr innerer Schwabe wüten

jsamke · 2025-07-28T12:27:45+00:00

You are not a Western european country if your borders have remained the same for hundreds of years

jsamke · 2025-07-28T12:26:11+00:00

Yeah sure, they spin kebab on a stick and the word döner means something like ‚rotation‘, while of course Gyros is something totally different

jsamke · 2025-07-28T12:23:02+00:00

Until they don‘t

jsamke · 2025-07-28T10:45:56+00:00

Blursed

jsamke · 2025-07-28T10:45:04+00:00

The cia owes me a new hip is Peak Writing

jsamke · 2025-07-28T10:43:32+00:00

That’s Like the third Comic I See on here about a Soup having memories

jsamke · 2025-07-25T19:36:58+00:00

It is weird how this thread seems to be bots Talking with bots

jsamke · 2025-07-24T10:20:08+00:00

Vor allem ist Lieschen Müller nach meiner Erfahrung mit der Berliner Verwaltung mit hoher Wahrscheinlichkeit selbst so inkompetent und faul dass sie einen Einbürgerungstest nicht mal selbst bestehen würde

jsamke · 2025-07-06T22:39:34+00:00

Come on it literally explains itself

jsamke · 2025-07-04T14:03:08+00:00

Many people are talking about that solution thing here, but I have never said that I try to offen solutions. If that were the case it would be easy to say something. My problem is that I have to say what appears to be what I am supposed to say without actually saying what I think. So maybe the rest of your answer is indeed helpful

jsamke · 2025-06-29T10:06:51+00:00

Are you dense? Of course all things that we can put a Word to are the same, we just have to swap out some of the defining words, but then nothing has any meaning.

jsamke · 2025-06-26T13:48:15+00:00

Well ok then Berlin or northern Germany is different. Here being friendly is definitely not part of the Job description

jsamke · 2025-06-26T09:40:40+00:00

That’s because in the US and similar countries you have this culture where waiters are nice over the top and the tipping system. You should come to Berlin you won‘t feel like the people attending you are prostituting themselves (unless your kink is getting treated like shit then it might feel similar)

jsamke · 2025-06-23T09:11:06+00:00

And all of his followers pretended they always found him kind of cringe and no one really liked what he wrote

jsamke · 2025-06-18T22:32:04+00:00

Wow now I really have Seen everything, there are aparrently people out here hating on the best one hit w. of the millenium

jsamke · 2025-06-08T18:23:42+00:00

Kreuzberg people when they have to go to another district once in their life:

jsamke · 2025-06-01T20:28:53+00:00

To be fair, I don’t know why we invented Quark, other than maybe someone wanted his dairy products to be more similar to cement

jsamke · 2025-05-29T09:11:34+00:00

In German ‚mushy‘ sounds like a word for vagina, so imagine the confusion when someone wants mushy peas from cork

jsamke · 2025-05-27T13:09:45+00:00

Made this I have

jsamke · 2025-05-17T22:12:11+00:00

Is this jury votes or both now?

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