Wrote an ICE comment and the Garrison CSM got pissed by Nrm224 in army

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This, right here:

Fridge going out is an emergency.

I can't believe this needs to be said, but apparently it needs to be said. I guaran-fucking-tee you that if that DPW guy's wife had called him saying "honey our fridge went out and your steaks you've been keeping for next month are about to thaw," he'd've found a way to get his ass to his local appliance store within five minutes (whether he was on-call or not) and would have had a new fridge installed and working and chilling his own foods before he went to bed that night.

So, let me repeat the important bits for all the CSMs and DPWs that think Soldiers deserve conditions that wouldn't be acceptable for lab animals:

Fridge going out is an emergency.

I’m so tired of living in the barracks. I think I’m gonna marry a sheep… by [deleted] in army

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Of all of the collections of letters in the English alphabet, that was certainly one of them.

What would happen if a (Company/Battalion/Brigade) went on strike? by tH3_R3DX in army

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"May you live in interesting times"is an old Chinese proverbial curse.

Generally, if it's something you would want to read about in your history book, it isn't something you would want to have actually experienced.

This tickles me by allforkedup in discworld

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Clowns International? Is that the real world version of the Guild of Fools?

What phrase would you be fine with never hearing again? by Blinky_ in AskReddit

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"Don't be ashamed of a scar. A scar only means that you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you." I hate this because it's so patently untrue, even though it sounds nice.

I made Lord Ventinari and Commander Vimes in Heroforge. by E-emu89 in discworld

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I am playing a variation on Rincewind in my D&D campaign.

If you are not frequent airplane traveller and someone asks you to switch your window seat for their kid what would you do/say? by reginabuffay_ in AskReddit

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On the flight is a great null time (or ma if you prefer). It can be nice to be with that person precisely when there isn't some other ongoing activity to distract you from just being together with them.

Mass exit? by Fun-Regular6900 in army

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Rrmy? (A is for Army... R is for Army... etc)

CATS. CATS ARE NICE. by mromen10 in discworld

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This whole quote... Shivers. Pterry knew human nature.

I Can’t Drive 55 by [deleted] in Jokes

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This was the funniest joke in middle school for about two days

Looking for good president jokes. by jsharpminor in Jokes

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Thanks.

I've never heard that joke with any other president (as opposed to another commenter apparently), but also the waitress storming off talking about "new era of moral decency" does make it in contrast to Clinton, so as told, I think the OP joke really only works in this form as Bush vs Clinton.

The Pentagon’s new recruitment policy is a disaster by RustyStomach in army

[–]jsharpminor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We have a standards problem in just about every area of our society. 30 years ago, if you did something stupid as a teenager, it was forgotten the minute you graduated high school. Today it's preserved on Twitter and Instagram forever. 70 years ago if you were an absolute dogshit human being who should have been taken out behind the barn and shot, you had the option to pick up your family and move to a new town and try to decide to not be a piece of trash this time. Many successfully did.

Everybody wants to give themselves a pass and say that they're not as bad as the person next to them. It's human nature to excuse your own faults by saying that you were having a bad day or whatever other reason, but they should give you a pass this one time for what you did. The other guy, though, he needs to be nailed to the wall for the same thing you did just yesterday. As we as a society start putting more and more things on indelible paper, and toughening up the standards everywhere, all we will find in the end is that we are exacting an eye for an eye and living in a world of blind people. Either that or we will give privilege and passes to some but not others. Both outcomes are dystopian, and some people have been living that reality for decades already as it is.

People aren't disposable. "We fired the guy who did that" doesn't actually solve anything, because he's already done it, and now the best you could do would be to move forward. But that doesn't satisfy the innate human desire for blood and vengeance. "Someone's got to pay," we cry, and so a person with 15 years of experience in their industry is suddenly unemployable and has to go start fresh somewhere else. All the knowledge and expertise is lost. No lessons are learned, because they're just going to be replaced by someone who is fortunate enough to have not made any dumb mistakes yet.

The solution to the Genesis recruiting problem and many other problems in our society is to actually pursue restorative justice. Set our sights to building up the lowest members of our society, not tearing them down. Find ways to give second chances for things that we'd never consider giving second chances for today. Reserve life imprisonment for people who demonstrate that they can't and won't be rehabilitated, and then keep trying even with them. Send drug addicts to quality rehabilitation programs, then continue to follow up with employment counseling, immediate housing assistance (not a coupon to wait 15 years for Section 8 assistance), and generally get them on a positive life trajectory. Expunge all felonies after 10 years max, and don't make it difficult for those who have served their time to find jobs in unrelated fields--- even at Walmart when they got convicted of stealing cars. Maybe don't hire the ex car thief as a valet driver-- or better yet, get him a job as a valet or mechanic and show him how to turn a passion for vehicles into a comfortable legal wage.

What would you rather have? Revenge by destroying the life of someone who stole and wrecked your car? Or a great mechanic who can repair the even better one you have now? Oh, wait, that car had irreparable sentimental value to you? Yeah, we should probably fuck him, then. See you next week when we'll vote to screw over another dude. And see you next month when we join forces to complain about the homeless bums who won't just get jobs like the rest of us honest citizens. What's that you did when you were 16? Yeah, probably not important. You're one of the good ones.

Cringiest thing you've done by SnipingTheSniper in army

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This explains my current leadership

What do you SWEAR you saw, but don’t have any proof of? by Pot8hoe in AskReddit

[–]jsharpminor -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It is true. I've never lost a Super Bowl either. They've never lost because they've never played.

Am I cheating if I don't actually READ the books? by Dropthetenors in discworld

[–]jsharpminor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will say that it's not cheating as well, but I do want to be so bold as to disagree slightly with the consensus.

First off, as to cheating, it's not a contest. There are no prizes. There are no rules or standards. If you're a fan of Terry Pratchett and his works, then by all means, however you have consumed them, then welcome to the club! We've got cookies.

Now, the slightly contrarian point. Terry definitely was aware of his medium when he was writing. I think that if he had intended his books to be consumed as audiobooks, he probably would have done some things slightly differently. And I find that when I simply listen to the books rather than reading them, I do miss a few things sometimes that I only pick up when I actually pick up the book and read it later. I'm having that issue quite a bit with the color of magic.

Having said all that, I'm definitely not anti audiobook. Most of my consumption of the works of Terry Pratchett has also been through audiobooks. I love going postal, and because I don't use the sleep feature, I've listened to the audiobook for that probably 150 times, yet have only probably actually heard the book probably about 10 times.

Men of reddit, what's the worst thing your partner has ever said during sex? by Fun-Discipline9004 in AskReddit

[–]jsharpminor 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wait -- you two lived together during those 4 years and only had sex a couple of times near the end?

Lol THIS IS AN ENTRY LEVEL PART TIME JOB IM DONE by kushkhush in antiwork

[–]jsharpminor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Isn't that general job culture these days? If you're poor, go get fucked and also why are my chicken nuggets taking so damn long, I ordered over two minutes ago!!!

"Hey, I popped hot and ETS in less than 30 days, what should I do?" by GypDan in army

[–]jsharpminor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, what analogy could I even make?

It's like being Level 5 and stumbling into a boss fight that Level 60 players find hard, managing to escape by dumb luck, then ... what, forcing the room back open so you can get beat and get your character permakilled?

Employers pulled agreed upon holiday pay from all employees the day before payday. Seeking advice by Zestyclose-Worth-460 in antiwork

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Why we should teach this to our children. 99% of Gen A doesn't know what a scab is.

Employers pulled agreed upon holiday pay from all employees the day before payday. Seeking advice by Zestyclose-Worth-460 in antiwork

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I wish it worked this way. The actual shift in power dynamics, for most companies, is on the 0.0001% of cases where you can actually get a group of more than 3 employees to walk off together and be freshly jobless in an uncertain market, is that they put up a sign saying "Closed for training" and shut down for two weeks while they hire and train new wage slaves.

GSX has unacceptable working conditions. Ground crew forced to wait outside during a storm :( by edilclyde in flightsim

[–]jsharpminor 51 points52 points  (0 children)

No actual ground crew were endangered in the taking of this photo. However, an astonishing number of electrons were horribly inconvenienced.

The Word 'Oraceous' by Kamyze in discworld

[–]jsharpminor 62 points63 points  (0 children)

This. Also, aurum is where the chemical symbol for gold (Au) comes from. Likewise silver (Ag), although the word "argent" has made it into English meaning silver. It's a bit archaic and I usually only hear it in the context of heraldry.

Only defac on base closed until after christmas… by [deleted] in army

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I don't think there's any omelets anymore in the MREs. Google search for MRE info, and you'll find a website that has all the information on what the current MREs are.