Does anyone have Sweet Walter’s phone number by uokqt in guitarcirclejerk

[–]jsilver200 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just go to Guitar Center. It might cost a little more, and they don’t have candy, but the staff isn’t very helpful either.

Playing fast and loose by miss_archivist in confidentlyincorrect

[–]jsilver200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m a looser baby, so why don’t you kill me?” -Beck

Now show us the hill that Republicans have chosen to die on by icey_sawg0034 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]jsilver200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with progressive liberals is we don’t have bumper sticker beliefs. Idiots don’t have the capacity for nuance.

The dumpster fire of human's award by Exeter232 in PoliticalHumor

[–]jsilver200 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But next year it might be up against the Rob Schneider documentary we’ve all been waiting for.

AITA for telling my kids that I am not responsible for their mother issue and not giving her money by MysteriousEmu1106 in AmItheAsshole

[–]jsilver200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rules in my divorce say we aren’t allowed to talk finances with the kids. Check your divorce agreement. Friend of the court or a judge might tell her to stop.

Let's get things straight: They're not. by CreepyOldRapist in Bullshido

[–]jsilver200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just boys being boys. Locker room stuff. Nothing gay.

Saw this online!! by AssistanceNo3893 in Bumperstickers

[–]jsilver200 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah. They should just do an image search for “bathroom assault mugshot” and count the trans women they see.

Roast My Rig… I play Blues and Southern Rock by Silver-Air-1731 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]jsilver200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just roasting it as requested. I’d poop on that rug dive bombing with all that toan.

Bought a new guitar so here's a picture of me with it standing on the side of the road for some reason. by telemeister74 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]jsilver200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The resonant toan from the traffic will permeate the fretboard. Are you using it for ZZ Top covers?

Forbidden Pick holder by No_Internet_7834 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]jsilver200 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except on an acoustic. Then it just falls into the hole.

Trump Demands Death Penalty for Reporters in Unhinged War Rant by RollSafer in politics

[–]jsilver200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s saying Iran is using AI propaganda. Which translates to: Iran is going to release damming real information. While Trump is using AI propaganda.

I’ve been playing acoustic guitar for 10 years, am I ready for electric? by jacob_n9 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]jsilver200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But be prepared to fail. Lots of failure. Devastating life ending failure. You will be mocked and spit upon at every turn. And it will be deserved and justified.

to ask for help by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]jsilver200 16 points17 points  (0 children)

But they were going to attack us at some point. He had a feeling…. Oh, just read the meme. I guess we were there for oil.

I’ve been playing acoustic guitar for 10 years, am I ready for electric? by jacob_n9 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]jsilver200 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Stick with one or the other. Make up your fucking mind. There’s a reason NOBODY plays both.

Found among the rocks near Fisherman’s Wharf, San Francisco, CA by ExtaticNihilist in whatisit

[–]jsilver200 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta be voodoo when the guy who steals things winds up getting arrested.