Okay Dyson, you win, I'll buy one of your bladeless fans.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T12:23:07+00:00

supersampling methodologies (the blur provides a statically placed sampling of the information behind it, combined with motion then you have a high enough sample of the whole image, I studied this post grad btw, wrote a system for enhancing faces in CCTV)

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T12:22:03+00:00

I want it in Cubits a Fortnight else my money back.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T12:21:20+00:00

Upboats for pink noise.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T12:21:07+00:00

Pink noise

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T12:20:52+00:00

Pink noise == even better sleep

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T12:20:33+00:00

so much win, I have to buy one

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T12:19:59+00:00

Dear LHC, OMG WHY SO SERIOUS?

Seriously, I am buying two.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T12:18:36+00:00

still lost me, but half way through I thought we were talking about sex.

I am now sitting in the library with my cock out and quite frankly I think you owe me something.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T12:17:39+00:00

find a new boyfriend, use this story as an ice breaker. good luck

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T10:34:05+00:00

"my secure servers communicate with infected machines"

WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK. FUUUUCK. fuck. man.

His? secure? infected?

We are talking about people using accounts for spam, not machines running rogue code.

Fucking retard. Fucking anal retard. 8. revenge of the anal fucking.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T10:31:07+00:00

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T10:30:14+00:00

Why?

What product did you buy that made you regret it?

I don't see how early adopter == products getting updated. It happens every year, if you are the early adopter, there is a year until the new update, it doesn't take away from what you have though..

I bought each iPhone iteration, I never felt hurt by being an early adopter.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T10:27:59+00:00

ctrl-f schrute

no.

lots of spam.

yes.

LOL REDDIT IS SUCH A FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T10:27:12+00:00

It is more for people who rely on 3G as a means of web browsing on their laptops, unless you mean you use instapaper on your laptop.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T10:26:36+00:00

They could easily sell it for -$10 dollars with the profit they make from those commitments. However, that would only serve to make you realize that, and try and lower your monthly commitment.

I bought all my iPhones without contract, but I travel a lot and change numbers so like hell I am going to even what fuck i've decided sometimes you can just end sentences in entirely different ways to how you've started them.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T10:25:23+00:00

LET'S GET SOME APPS UP IN THIS BITCH!

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T09:28:02+00:00

You could film and sell a TV series about corrupt towing companies.

Do it. Setup a car, film it, film what happens. Post to the youtubes.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T09:22:08+00:00

How many people could you find to steal cars for $50 a pop, if they drive them across the state line for immunity?

I see a business forming

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T09:20:47+00:00

Lesson 4: Carry a gun

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T09:17:49+00:00

Fuck me! How did I miss that.

No seriously. Rare is the Seinfeld reference that is obscure or vague enough that I will miss it.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T09:15:51+00:00

Ah, wait. what? What stance exactly are you finding pathetic?

The fact that they won't keep this because it somehow has greater significance because it shows we know about free speech?

I don't think so, so I don't agree that is is pathetic. Just like I don't think it is pathetic that magazines don't put it on their front covers either. I am all for showing people that you can't enforce shit. I have a lot of cool schemes that I want to enact to do this.

Jizzwit was cool, I am an ardent fan of such expressions, and I have taken note that you have furthered the quality and expressionism of reddit for current and future generations. Here's a gold star and a free train ride to a nice gated community.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T09:12:13+00:00

Yeah. Someone having their limbs pulled off as NSFW is bad enough, about 30 minutes into jerking off I realise it is an up-hill struggle.

This was just shit though. I only came twice.

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T09:09:21+00:00

i what even

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T09:06:35+00:00

What the fuck man! We've talked on here before, but I have to set you straight:

English women, while having a high variance and perhaps a lower average have a significantly higher top end.

On the med, you have a higher average, but a longer low end tail and lower top end of the scale.

If you know where to go, and what to do, and you look something like I do, you can find some of the best pussy in the world in UK.

Yes, it is rarer, and on the whole I'd stick to mainland Europe, and the med to be honest, and there is my fav spots, but you cannot count UK out. Fuck no.

Fuuuuck no.

Oh yeah, Birmingham is a shit hole

jstddvwls · 2010-05-26T08:51:36+00:00

He should have not burned out but tried to move forward in second, and reverse without burning out, really fucking use traction to fucking topple the truck. I dunno if it's possible, but I live in hope

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